Oh here we go. Time for the repressed righties to let off a little steam with discussions of what the icky kweers do in bed.
“We’re talking about taking the penis of a man and putting it in the rectum of another man and wriggling it around in excrement. And you have to think, would I want that to be done to me?”
First of all, no one needs Ms. Elliott to take anyone’s penis and put it anywhere. I find the idea of her assistance distasteful. Anyone who has allowed Ms. Elliott to handle his penis should purchase a large bottle of Betadine and soak that sucker for at least an hour.
Second of all, how does this useless lump get from two guys engaging in anal sex to it being done to her? Does she have a dick, or was she involved in a serious drill bit accident and had to have an asshole transplant? Maybe she’s expressing her solidarity for dookie. (Leaving aside the presence or absence of actual dookie. Bungholes always have dookie in em. Just like mouths are always full of food and Elliott’s nostrils are always blocked by a thick crust of snot, right?)
And what about oral? Never mind, I really don’t want the Elliotts of the world discussing oral. I just want them to explain how anal sex between two guys is markedly more icky than anal sex between a guy and a woman. Hopefully their heads will explode.