Requiem for a Wingnut

In many religions, when an iconic figure dies, it’s customary to commission works of art and music to celebrate their life and legacy. Over the centuries, this has produced some of the most sublime artworks known to humanity.

This is not such an occasion.

[h/t HumboldtBlue in the Rumper Room. Please direct any brickbats at him.]

Posted by YAFB on 04/27/12 at 11:12 AM • Permalink

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My momma says if you can’t say anything nice, then don’t say nothin’. So here goes:

Ummm… seriously? I hit this up at lunch time. A sixties style Drivers Ed video would have been less nauseating.

Will the human centipede of necrophile sycophants attached that bloated corpse ever stop?

Sorry - it took me till 2:50 or so, and some info from YAFB for me to understand that this is NOT a piss-take, but a REAL tribute to a complete a-hole. But if we did it for one of OUR heroes/heroines, it’d be capitalizing on grief and/or fetishizing. Think I’ll just sit back and think how much Br-bart resembles the white fundamentalist idea of what the (real, Middle Eastern) Christ looked like.

The comments at the YouTube link are fun; currently it is mostly one liners calling Deadbart an asshat, and a few rageaholics demanding, DEMANDING!1!!! that they meet him in an alley so he can teach them some respect! 

The rage-gasim this guy ‘inspired’ will live on.  Well, at least until they also drop dead too young from an excess of self-digesting bile.

WHEN WE ALL END UP IN REEDUCATION CAMPS, WILL YOU BELIEVE US THEN?

First, they came for the breitbrats…

Then, they came for people with a functioning cortex…

I’m wondering if his death wasn’t due to Early Onset Embarrassment.

Please direct any brickbats at him.

Sorry, you don’t get off that easy.  It was buried away in the comments not hurting anyone.  You, good sir, dusted it off and planted it on the front page. ;-)

(actually, Marin, after I polluted your comment box I headed next door and did the same there)

I’m trying to find something nice to say—the intro has a kind of “More than a Feeling” vibe until the lyrics started, and then the video kind of lost me. “He’s here—on swag, on shirts and bags, posters and walls, the last guy who had balls” (those weren’t the actual words, were they?)

I don’t have anything else to say—everyone grieves in their own way; the death of anyone diminishes us, and I’ve never used video editing software personally. So I just don’t know.

STOP RAPING OUR EARS!

I’m walking on sunshine, woah ho . .

Man, the performer is a real internet tough guy:

In the spirit of Andrew, I challenge any one of you whining children to meet me face-to-face. I DARE you to come out of your momma’s basement and actually confront me. I am in LA and will be at the Peet’s Coffee on Ventura in Studio City tomorrow at noon. I double dog dare any of you to actually stand up for your vicious statements. Any of you. Or you can meet me at my next show at the Towne Crier in Pawling on May 25, but that would mean you’d actually have pay $20 to enter a club, and a job.

The Towne Crier is actually about an hour’s drive north of me… I’d be tempted to make that drive so I could reduce him to tears, but it’s a major fundraising weekend at work, and I just can’t be arsed responding to the troll.

Life just puked in its mouth a little.

Even better, from the YT page:

Tags:

Andrew Breitbart Breitbart is Here iOwnTheWorld BigFurHat Chris Cassone Mark Levin Dana Loesch Renee Ellmers Steven Cruiser Pamela Geller Doug Rosss Lucianne Goldberg Andrea Shea King Ben Howe Oleg Atbashian Tiffiny Reugner Jim Hoft Phillip Dennis Nice Deb Chicks on the Right Sunny and many many more…

Wow, does this guy ever have a handle on guerilla marketing in a digital world! I can’t believe Apple hasn’t snapped him up yet.

Yeah, even his tough guy trolling comes across as a bleg.

I think it was this comment that pushed him over the edge:

Who the hell is Arnold Breitbarts? Are suppose to know this person?

Or perhaps this one:

I love the way you rhyme “hear” with “here”. So sublime.

Or you can meet me at my next show at the Towne Crier in Pawling on May 25, but that would mean you’d actually have pay $20 to enter a club, and a job.

Poor slob’s so literally angry with rage that he forgot how to construct a coherent sentence. If he ever knew.

Also, Frank Miller did that blustery taunting bully “momma’s basement” schtick better last November.

That was a great video.  I mean a really bad video.

I mean that in the same sense I get when watching the B SciFi movies that MST3K spoofed.  Movies so bad that you don’t need to spoof them. But, you want to see the takedown, because you want to know that others understand your pain in watching the original.

I can’t help thinking about The P-, umh, The Tiggers. Is their dishonesty, when you get down to it, any different from Brietbart’s?  Isn’t their inability for self-examination at least as hilarious as that of Brietbart’s fan club?

I love how they take the piss out of hippies while celebrating someone who’s a dead ringer for a hippy.

Man, the performer is a real internet tough guy

Mr. Tough Guy’s little billet doux seems to have vanished now. But he has a reinforcement:

Behold the LIBERAL HATE MONGERS and Liberals bashing gays ~ They have crawled out of their Nazi holes.

Such a tolerant bunch

If they wore their Nazi uniforms, would it be legal to shoot them in the face ~ all for the good of the nation ~ or has it been too many years since the war? Time flies but their HATE and evilness lives on.

Somebody should tell him to behave himself.

Will the human centipede of necrophile sycophants attached that bloated corpse ever stop?

Please, God-make it so I can use this in a argument some day? That is AWESOME.

That’s even worse than this ukelele-based Ron Paul song.

I can’t help thinking about The P-, umh, The Tiggers. Is their dishonesty, when you get down to it, any different from Brietbart’s?

Alt,you’re not the only one.  And they share some of the same conspiracy theories too.  But when it comes to songs, ‘Hillary In The House’ was more entertainingly bad than ‘Breitbart is Here’, so the, uh, “tiggers” win.

Comment by JasonM on 04/28/12 at 08:41 AM

Will the human centipede of necrophile sycophants attached that bloated corpse ever stop?

1. Ew.
2. Yes, when they have to start paying for it out of their own pockets.

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