Rick Perry Unplugged

The “Bad Lip Reading” folks have been outdone by Rick Perry himself, with his off-the-wall performance at the Cornerstone Action Dinner in Manchester, NH.

This clip gives the by turns giggly, lisping, maudlin, meandering, and on occasion downright wobbly “highlights” of his speech. It’s worth bearing with it till the end to witness the touching glee with which he clutches to his bosom a bottle of locally produced “maple syrup” he’s awarded, but it cuts before aides brandishing butterfly nets, a gallon of black coffee, and a funnel bustle onto the stage.

Posted by YAFB on 10/30/11 at 05:47 PM • Permalink

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You know, I don’t think this is going to hurt him with his base.  Most of them probably see it and think, “Well hell, this ol’ boy likes to get shitfaced ‘til he drools, just like me.”

Fucker is loaded, has a Prince Valium goes Hollywood vibe to it.

It’s hard to believe his handlers let him go on stage drunk or high as he looked and sounded. It would have been better to say he was sick and couldn’t appear. But so what? He’s not going to be the nominee. Still, I thought GW was the dumbest Texan I ever listened to. Live and learn. Perry/Cain 2012, YeeHaw

Taibbi has a really great piece on Perry. This is the least creepy bit.

But as a presidential candidate, Perry has mainly distinguished himself with a kind of bipolar wildness in the debates: sullen and reserved one moment, strident and inarticulate the next. He sweats profusely. He can’t stand still. When he does manage to get off a zinger, he cracks a smug grin, looking like he’s just sewn up the blue ribbon in a frat-house dong-measuring contest.

Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/rick-perry-th e-best-little-whore-in-texas-20111026#ixzz1cJYVxCWs

Allan just twitted this on Twitter:

So thanks to Rick Perry we now know what W would have looked like if he fell off the wagon.

Funny, but true!

Heh, Allan nailed it. Perry sounds totally shit-faced. I’m glad he’s agreed to keep doing the debates; he’s comedy gold. Maybe he’ll show up drunk as a coot at the next one.

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