Rielle Gives an Interview

And then loses it over the fact that GQ actually published the trashy pics that she posed for.

Oh, and along the way managed to get her claws into Elizabeth Edwards every opportunity she got. MEEEOWW!!

So when will Rielle’s Tell-All book be coming out? Because I really want to not read it.

Posted by marindenver on 03/15/10 at 06:02 PM • Permalink

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I think Newell over at the inimitable Wonkette said it best: “Jesus, did she think they’d Photoshop some pants onto her?”

I also look forward to not reading the home-wrecking tart’s ghost-written memoir. Also, I eagerly await the opportunity to not read Edwards’ shameless, pathetic attempt to rehabilitate himself with a smarmy, self-serving tome filled with stupid millworker stories.

Comment by Betty Cracker on 03/15/10 at 06:27 PM

Now I’m really conflicted about which one is the bigger moron.

Comment by Tom65 on 03/15/10 at 06:34 PM

And not so much as an apology to the real victims in all this—blue collar workers, the ERA and every decent American husband with a wholesome, low-key recreational relationship on the side.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 03/15/10 at 06:38 PM

Wait, we have another contender:

Sherri called the interview and photos “blatantly disrespectful” to Elizabeth Edwards, while Elisabeth objected to the proximity of a bottomless Rielle to plush dolls of Kermit and Dora the Explorer.

Comment by Tom65 on 03/15/10 at 06:39 PM

Don’t look now, but I think Barney and Kermit have finished with Dora, and are ready to shoot some close-ups.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 03/15/10 at 06:44 PM

Finally, we have the female counterpart to the the Onion article.

Where did my pants go? I just sit on a bed and they disappear!

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 03/15/10 at 07:01 PM

honestly, who really thinks posing on a bed with Barney almost in her crotch is sexy.

Those photos just make you go ewwwww.

Comment by terry on 03/15/10 at 09:49 PM

honestly, who really thinks posing on a bed with Barney almost in her crotch is sexy.

Not to mention Kermit lying there saying “I’m next, I’m next!” And Jiggly Puff (or whatever that is) checking her out. If someone with a camera tells you to take off your pants and sit next to the stuffed animals, you should probably run.

Comment by sean on 03/15/10 at 10:12 PM

Why are New Age chicks the biggest assholes in the universe? Oh, I guess it’s because “the universe” has decreed that they fuck married men and not use contraception, because whatever happens is “in the stars.” Also, because Elizabeth Edwards is an emasculating bitch. No offense—it’s just what Rielle saw in her chart.

Comment by Oblomova on 03/15/10 at 11:40 PM

Kermit and Miss Piggy’s relationship has never looked the same to me after I saw this.

Comment by Comrade Mary on 03/15/10 at 11:40 PM

Is it my imagination, or does she look like Orly Taitz’s younger sister???

Comment by Patrick McKinnion on 03/15/10 at 11:48 PM

Comrade Mary - the connection between Rielle and Miss Piggy had never occurred to me before now but I can’t get it out of my head after viewing that. And for that I give you thanks.