Romney has a plan!
He is a man with a plan! A five, count ‘em, five, points plan to rescue our economy. Thank goodness he came to the Jefferson County Fairgrounds here the other day to share them with Colorado!
Look, here is a picture of Mitt showing us his detailed and comprehensive plan:

And here are all five of Mitt’s points:
Energy independence: Drill, baby, drill!
Skills to succeed: Vouchers for all!
Trade: Free trade agreements with everyone! Also, too, bust unions.
Federal deficit: Cuts everywhere! So long Social Security and Medicare.
Small business: Bust unions! Cut taxes! Decimate regulations! Repeal ObamaCare! Also, did I say bust unions?
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12,000,000 new jobs bitchez! BOOM!
Well, as they say, if you’re going to dream, might as well dream big.
Posted by marindenver on 08/04/12 at 12:19 PM • Permalink
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