Roy Edroso: 6 Hot Excerpts from Sarah Palin’s “Going Rogue”!

Roy pens a classic.  Here’s a taste, but read it all:

2. On her business career:

​If I wasn’t so gosh-darned busy raising all my kids, I would have paid better attention to all that entrepreneural jazz. But you mothers know how that goes: you buy a car wash, and then little Plug has a loose tooth and little Geezer lost his mittens and before you know it, guess what—the darned cars aren’t getting washed, and you have to sell the thing off for a profit! And there was Todd so busy building our house out of sticks he found while he was snowmobiling, I couldn’t go off playing with businesses. So I said, “Doggone-it, I’m gonna stay right here, mend socks, wipe noses, and such like.” But then one day I was clipping coupons for Sunny D and I saw the ad in the paper that said they were looking for a new Mayor for Wasilla, and I guess I just got a wild hair in me.

Posted by Kevin K. on 11/12/09 at 10:04 AM • Permalink

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A few things come to mind when I read the excerpts.

1) Failed business owner.  If you can’t juggle family and work, I highly doubt that you can handle multiple challenges facing you at the world stage/national stage.  Millions of people are juggling between work and family, bottom line is, Sarah, you suck.

2) WTF is up with the Joe Biden ventriloquist thing?  Hallucinate much?

3) Abstinence only sex education just doesn’t work.  Period.

Zero, you do know that was a parody, don’t you?

should chan ge the “snowmobiling” to “snowmachines” or whatever queen dingleberry refers to a snowmobile as

Yeah, you’re right.  She calls them “snowmachines.”

In fairness, I believe “snowmachines” is common parlance in Alaska, not unique to her and Todd.

In fairness, I believe “snowmachines” is common parlance in Alaska, not unique to her and Todd.

Agreed, yes. It isn’t a Palinism.

Ah shit. It’s not a parody? I was feeling so proud of her. A little part of me has died.

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