Rumproast Challenge: Draft this Headless Recriprocating Tactile Torso to Primary Obama from the Left

Sense-Roid is the Ultimate Progressive Candidate, because it does exactly what you would do, if you were doing it to yourself. Plus, it can’t talk back or run away, which means it will always be your Special Friend.

[H/T Mrs. Polly for the above clip, which will be a terrific first campaign spot once we lose the Japanese guy and add a ‘70s wah-wah guitar track.]

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 06/25/11 at 05:46 PM • Permalink

Categories: Geek Speak • Politics • Election '12 • Barack Obama • Bedwetters • Manic Progressives •

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“Roid” is not the word they are looking for.

Comment by M. Bouffant on 06/25/11 at 06:25 PM

Just needs to be a little longer. And no, I don’t say that to all the Roids.

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 06/25/11 at 07:31 PM

Could campaign funds be used to purchase these? If they are distributed to the right demographic, there could be a democratic sweep of everything in November!

I mean, there was that experiment where rats pressed the pleasure lever until they died. We would have to confiscate them back after the election so people would leave the house.

Comment by Arr-deee on 06/25/11 at 08:00 PM

The guy in the spot always looks like he’s trying to go downtown. It would be perfect for the manic progressive demo.

Comment by MikeJ on 06/25/11 at 10:02 PM

This is actually close something I imagined back during the healthcare debate. The way some people talked about the “public option” made me think it was a giant robotic teddy bear that hugs you and tells you that you are special and that there are no monsters under the bed. I think Obama has frankly dropped the ball on hugging-based solutions.