Rumproast Exclusive!: Sarah Palin’s New York Makeover [ON-SCENE PHOTOS]

BEWARE THE MARK OF EL WHORRO!

New York has a special way of letting out-of-towners know they’re welcomed. Our NYC Operative Peter Jernigan was on the ground at Sarah’s presser outside the FoxNews studios, and snapped these exclusive pics of her freshly-remodeled Tour Bus, courtesy of an anonymous Islander.

PS: Welcome, Gawkers!

PPS: Greetings, Wonketteers!

[UPDATE:] Now there’s a YouTube video of the violated Monster Bus.

The Constitution-Powered Land Barge itself, from the uncustomized side. (It actually runs on burning Constitutions!)

The Not-Candidate, not being a Media Whore.

No Media-Whoring here, either. Move along.

PLEASE! I JUST WANT TO BE ALONE!

Just an everyday, ordinary, sightseeing Mom…and her bodyguard, Mongo.

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Love the giant Star of David pendant the not-the-media-whore is sporting.

Everybody sing it with me: I LOVE NEW YAWK!

She hasn’t left yet? I know it can’t be cheap parking that thing in Manhattan.

@Tom65 ~ read at TPM that “high gas prices” may force a shortening of the road trip.

Awwwwwwwww.

Love the giant Star of David

It’s always a good idea to sport location-appropriate religious iconography.

Hob-nobbing with Teabiker veterans in the heart of the nation’s capital? You’ll want to go Xtian-biker chic with a crucifix that shouts “I know the Lord’s suffering!” What could be more appropriate than hanging a 3/4 scale replica around your neck?

But for schmoozing the nation’s media capital…...

@Elisabeth - Riiight. More likely it’s she’ll complain about gas prices and say the Kenyan usurper is destroying her family vacation just like everybody else’s is being destroyed.

Awww fuck, Strange. You got linked by Gawker which means now a whole gang of goddamn Jezzies will appear to denounce the insult to all women by referring to this media whore as a goddamned media whore.

Don’t be so hard on Mongo, he’s just earning a pay check like the rest of us realmerrrkins

You got linked by Gawker

Don’t shoot the messenger I just work here.

The sign posted on the side still shows that anon Islander showed respect of someone’s private property in that it was only a sign posted on the side.

Her ‘cult’ is another story—they would have spray painted it

Today… WE ARE ALL NEW YORKERS!!!!!!

It’s always a good idea to sport location-appropriate religious iconography.

I choose to give madam grifter the benefit of the doubt on this particular case. Maybe she converted to Judaism, just like Ivanka Trump.  That way she can run for Prime Minister of Israel. I think Israelis like her more than re, than Americans.

How has Congressman Weiner responded to the visit?

How has Congressman Weiner responded to the visit?

With the usual complimentary “hog” photo, I imagine. Every tourist wants something that’s “authentic NYC.”

@molinelobo—I just dealt with it. Take it elsewhere.

Oh you poor weaklings - so intimidated by a successful strong woman. Well bite my lip and Italian finger she looks so good in motorcycle garb.

Oh you poor weaklings - so intimidated by a successful strong woman. Well bite my lip and Italian finger she looks so good in motorcycle garb

.

I hope you got something to clean up that starburst there.

Who do I have to blow to get better trolls in here?

Well bite my lip and Italian finger she looks so good in motorcycle garb.

You know she’s on MY bathroom wall, jes!

You’re correct, Jes. I sure do hope that Palin and Bachmann don’t team up because oh lawdy we’s a-be in trouble den!

The Fundamental Fucknuttery of Fail. Kep on keepin’ on sister Sarah, you’ll get those dirty libs in the end!

Suggestion for tomorrow’s bus defacing:

“One Narcissist under Todd.”

RunninL8 - Let’s leave the kids out of this beyond expressing concern for their wellbeing at this stage, OK? Consider your comment zapped.

Nobody knows destruction of private property like unemployed liberal asshats. Do you little miscreants also have have t-shirts and bumper stickers to explain each one of your issues? Better watch your backs. Palin is the only potential candidate who knows how to field dress a donkey.

O Frumious Day! Callooh! Callay!

Bite me.

Palin is the only potential candidate who knows how to field dress a donkey.

Bad Frumious. She dresses herself much better than she did before she grifted her RNC wordrobe (last seen still in the belly of the plane).

Judging from her shooting skills, though, any quadruped is pretty safe around her, with the exception of Greta.

Nobody knows destruction of private property like unemployed liberal asshats.

Dude,

(a) It’s the PEOPLE’s property, paid for by ... well, just DON’T ASK, OK?

(b) If all it takes to destroy the Palin Paddywagon is a wee bitty sign taped to the side, then you wuz robbed!

StrangeApparbus: The correct line is “O frabjous day!”

Bite yourself, dropout.

The correct line is “O frabjous day!”

I was mocking you, Brainiac.

I was mocking you, Brainiac.

He chortled in his joy.

Don’t try to go against us in a Carroll-war, Frumious, or I may be forced to go all Sylvie-and-Bruno on your ass.

Trolls. Still. Craptastic.

Trolls. Still. Craptastic.

Yeah, they don’t know from Bandersnatches.

Run, Sarah run.  Sarah Palin was so successful as a governor, she graduated early “Bitter Quitter”, she real is a “Dan Quayle” in heels. She clearly loves “dishing it out” but real can’t take it because she loves playing the victim card. Poor thing she fail as a VP candidate (her lie that her daughter was engaged was such a farce), her stand-up comic fiasco on the Jay Leno Show, please, her TV show canceled after declining rating, I guess her perpetual run for the White House is the only thing she can look forward to, but since she is a coward she will only throw small minded rocks, poor thing. Since we already had an idiot “W” that caused our current economic debacle, America knows not to trust the GOP fools who flaunt the idiocy.

You know what this current crowd of GOP liars want is to turn the United Sates into China, where only a few giant corporations run things, they own the factories, that apartments, the grocery stores, the gas stations, the newspaper and magazine publications, the radio stations, the television stations and you pay them and they get all the benefits, and if you do not like it go jump off cliff.  Well some Chinese workers seeing that as individuals that they cannot progress have done just that by committing suicide. The current crowd of GOP liars want to abolish Medicare from the elderly, they want to abolish a woman’s right to choose and have control over her own body, they want to abolish collective bargaining rights, and on top of it all they want to blame the poor, the middle class and the public sector workers for a recession that the GOP created, while their beloved “Fat cats” continue to pay themselves exorbitant salaries, bonuses, fringe benefits.  Yes this is the GOP “Radical Right-Wing Social Engineering” that they dream about.  The win in New York was the beginning but the next will be Indiana, Iowa, Michigan, Ohio, Wisconsin and later the other states of our nation.  So run, Sarah run.

Have to love how those Lefties in the alleged party of “tolerance and free speech” have to use hate speech and vandalism. What’s the matter little boys and girls? Afraid of someone who doesn’t approve of murdering innocent babies via abortion and doesn’t approve of gays so you have to put signs on the bus and call her a whore? Little children must play. Ironic how you never see conservatives trash someone else’s property or shout them down and yet conservatives are always branded as intolerant. Go figure. And to show just how intellectual some morons are on here, some clown actually thinks taxpayers paid for the bus. *LMAO* So much for that vaunted Billy Ayers and Bernie Dorn “edjumacation.” Now, see if you can destroy more public property tomorrow during recess. *LMAO@U*

Ironic how you never see conservatives trash someone else’s property or shout them down and yet conservatives are always branded as intolerant.

Loved your work at the Town Hall meetings in 2010.

Hey Montana, what do you call someone who has to use a teleprompter to speak to a group of sixth graders? Oh, wait…I know…a community organizer. The same community organizer who talks about America’s “57 States.” Too funny. Get ready Montana because if you think November 2010 was bad just wait until November 2012 when the teleprompter in chief gets sent back home to Kenya.

I found this through Immoral Minority, but only because I didn’t go to Gawker/Jez first. I was always one of those women who said “Don’t call women “bitches”, it’s degrading!” or “Don’t call women “ho’s”...

In Sarah’s case, we make an exception. At the very least she is a media whore.

Trolls. Still. Craptastic.

I think you’ll just have to blow harder.

Ironic how you never see conservatives trash someone else’s property or shout them down

YOU LIE! That was too easy. I feel bad for Julie now.

Yo’ StrangeAppar8us, yeah those little old ladies and 80 year old men were real tyrants at those meetings weren’t they? You’re a fool and a nitwit. Go back to reading Rules for Idiots…er, Radicals by the little cop killer Billie Ayers.

*LMAO*

Wingers are soooo 1998

*LMAO@U*

I see what you did there.

Mrs. Polly, look in the mirror if you really want to feel bad. *LMAO*

Hey Montana, what do you call someone who has to use a teleprompter to speak to a group of sixth graders?

Never happened. That was for a press scrum at the school. Next!

The same community organizer who talks about America’s “57 States.”

See Sarah’s “Statute of Liberty” tweet here. Next!

gets sent back home to Kenya

Prove it. Seriously. Do it.

You really live up to your name, dude….er, Julie.

And to show just how intellectual some morons are on here, some clown actually thinks taxpayers paid for the bus.

Please don’t refer to millionaire grifter failed ex-governor and hasbeen parachuted-in unqualified defeated veep candidate Sarah Palin as a moron.

It gratuitously insults morons.

Afraid of someone who doesn’t approve of murdering innocent babies via abortion and doesn’t approve of gays so you have to put signs on the bus and call her a whore?

Yes.  Whenever I’m afraid of somebody the way I deal with it is to put signs on their bus and call them a whore.  It’s the way all liberals deal with their fear, in fact.  So it’s fair to say it wasn’t one person who put a sign on Sarah Palin’s bus; it was Liberalism as a whole.

It’s straight out of the Alinsky playbook, page 271 I believe, the chapter entitled “What To Do To Someone Who Doesn’t Approve Of Murdering Innocent Babies Via Abortion And Doesn’t Approve of Gays”.

teleprompter in chief gets sent back home to Kenya

w00t!  We scored a birfer!

You’re a regular laugh riot, there, Jules.

yeah those little old ladies and 80 year old men were real tyrants at those meetings weren’t they

Here’s your little old ladies, limpdick…er, Julie.

See, liberals Google faster than RW trolls.

Do you want to see what “Santorum” means?

*gets popcorn*

Oh kids, you really shouldn’t have wandered in here…

I found this through Immoral Minority, but only because I didn’t go to Gawker/Jez first. I was always one of those women who said “Don’t call women “bitches”, it’s degrading!” or “Don’t call women “ho’s”...

TBH, I don’t think any of us bloggers here would have chosen to use the “whore” tag in any circumstances, but to very briefly channel Breitbart, “we just report.”

Go easy on the Jools, guys—she’s not been herself since the half-Governor’s bodyguard had her in that headlock.

Now sugar-cube, you know the half-governor has other marks to rook besides just you. Don’t take it so personally.

Quod Erat Roflstratum.

TBH, I don’t think any of us bloggers here would have chosen to use the “whore” tag in any circumstances, but to very briefly channel Breitbart, “we just report.”

To quote from “The Blues Brothers”, one of my favorite movies ever, “If the shit fits, wear it.” No doubt about it, she’s a whore. I only limited my qualifying her as a “media whore” because “type of whore Sarah Palin qualifies as” is far too long to list here.

That’s telling these libtards!  Supporters of ½-Gov Palin know how to do a little bit of Freedom Vandalism™:

Risking accusations of being all “Wee-Wee’d Up“, one Homer woman made a sign in her shed. She then took the 30 foot by 3 foot banner out to the boat harbor. It said “WORST GOVERNOR EVER“. Kathleen Gustafson is a teacher married to a local commercial fisherman. She felt like Sarah Palin had let the state down by becoming a dollar-chasing celebrity and ignoring the oath of office she’d sworn on a Bible.

Kathleen was motivated by the fact Palin was using the very place where her family makes a living to fortify the Palin personality cult-pretending to do the very thing they worked so hard to sustain. Initially, Kathleen just wanted to waste a little of the camera crew’s time, since Palin wasted so much of her time purporting to represent Alaska’s interests.
...

Saturday morning, Billy Sullivan helped Kathleen tape the banner up on his place of business at the top of the boat ramp. Then here she came. Sarah.
...

In what has become typical tragic irony, Sarah initially claimed to support Kathleen’s First Amendment Rights.  But as soon as Billy Sullivan walked toward the dock, one of Palin’s entourage tore down the sign to great applause from her group.

(also too)

FREEDOM! FIRST AMENDMENT (for us)! OUR PRIVATE PROPERTY IS OURS, AND YOURS… IS ALSO OURS!

BITE IT, LIBTARDZZ!

Comment by meepmeep09 on 06/01/11 at 08:57 PM

Over at some other site I saw the trolls trying to piss off us libtardz by saying “Welp, just donated another $20.12 to SarahPAC! Eat it!”

hee hee - keep it up, Starbursters! That’s money that can’t go to a real candidate.

ibwilliamsi, Rumproast has no hard-and-fast rules, but we try not to muddy the reputations of hard-working pros by comparing them with Sarah Palin.

It’s a fine line to tread, but because there is a long tradition of misogynistic use of the word. I’d request that you refrain from applying it to La Grifteuse or other women. There are still plenty of other terms of abuse perfectly suited to her: base, corrupt, mercenary, etc.

Seconded, Polly. As I’ve said before, I hope Sarah gets the electric chair, but “media-whore” is as far as I want to go with that…although the Rumproast backstage judges inform me that “blog-pimp” is also an acceptable answer.

Rumproast you are disgusting freaks!

Rumproast you are disgusting freaks!

New masthead ahoy!

Rumproast you are disgusting freaks!

Gooble gobble, gooble gobble, one of us, one of us.

Note to the trolls: We’re totally cool if you want to come here and express your self-hate by trying to insult us with your devastating ... well, never mind, but PLEASE, the sockpuppeting so far is LAME.

If the Deadwood Diva can only muster three of you to come over here and Defend Her Honor, I fear 2012 will not be a Happy Year for you.

Not that it’ll be any different to 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, or 2011, but just saying.

I love the fear that Sarah brings out of these liberal pansies.  She can send libs foaming at he mouth (just look at the comments) by just showing up.  Obumbles can only wish to have that kind of influence.  Awesome.

By the way New Yorks, great rep you have there.  How is the old weiner doing today.

New masthead ahoy!

I insist!

BAM!!  A Guy!

@YAFB - Oh, sorry.  Did not know this was your own wittle private circle jerk.  We won’t scare you by hanging around.  Just be sure and wash your hands.

Bamaguy: You’re not making Hunger Tallest Palin happy. You DON’T want to see him when he’s not happy.

Gimme! an idiot.

I love the fear that Sarah brings out of these liberal pansies.

Yeah, we’re fucking terrified.

Gimme! an idiot.

Why? You’ve got quite enough idiot where you are already.

We won’t scare you by hanging around.

Well, unless you’re being particularly cagey with your online details, you’ve brought the total up to four dipshits on this thread who’re driven to distraction by somebody attaching a sign to their idol’s bus for 15 minutes, but excuse me while I go quiver in my boots.

Actually, Bamaguy, you’ll LOVE this one.

FACTOID:  Our President will run on his record (foreign and domestic) as President of the United States. 

What does she have her half baked time of a small state of Alaska and no brains to boot, but I guess that makes her more attractive to someone like you, the dumber the better, so I say again, run Sarah run, but she is a coward and will only spend the money that the fools have given her in the hopes that she will run for the white house, suckers!

@Strange - Yeah I can tell.  Bolding is a dead give away. 

Truth does that.  Like light is to cock roaches, so is Sarah Palin to a liberal.  Awesome.

You are a coward. Instead of a healthy debate and state your views politely you prefer acts of vandalisms, random violence and insults. Like all leftists. Why am I not surprised?

Bolding is a dead give away. 

That’s a “link,” asshole.

FACTOID:  Our President will run on his record (foreign and domestic) as President of the United States. 


Oh, don’t tease us like that.  You know that is our greatest fantasy.  But alas, I actually think that Obie’s handlers are smarter than that.  He will run again on cute slogans that convince the weak minded.  Oh, that and the color of his skin.  After all, what else does he have.

You are a coward. Instead of a healthy debate and state your views politely you prefer acts of vandalisms, random violence and insults. Like all leftists. Why am I not surprised?

Now, now. If you’re going to pick a fight with bamaguy, take it to your own blog.

Instead of a healthy debate and state your views politely you prefer acts of vandalisms, random violence and insults. Like all leftists.

We really are just the worst sort of people,

Speaking for all liberals everywhere, I do fear Sarah Palin.  I live in mortal terror that she will defy the odds and the lame stream media and win the Republican nomination and proceed to Restore America’s Foundation Garments.  I can only hope and pray—to Moloch, obviously—that she is denied the nomination by the tiny cabal of elitist RINOs who are trying to foist that corporate sellout Huckabee and that gay abortionist Romney on an unwilling base.  Please, please, Palin voters, don’t throw us in the briar patch.  We tremble at the very thought.

Oh, that and the color of his skin.  After all, what else does he have.

Yay! Fuck you, Klanner.

Bolding is a dead give away. 

I think we’ve found the explanation for why bamaguy is such a low information voter.

After all, what else does he have.

Funny, skin color is the only thing working for Sarah, too.

Oh, that and the color of his skin.  After all, what else does he have.

Well, he got him one more bin Laden than his predecessor, in less than half the time.  If you’re keeping score at home.  Then again, he cannot see Russia from his house where Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of America, so let’s call it even.

Oh, and missed this gem upthread:

Go back to reading Rules for Idiots…er, Radicals by the little cop killer Billie Ayers.

Dayum.  Is there any book that guy didn’t write?

in less than half the time.

Hey, that’s an entire term in Palin-years!

He will run again on cute slogans that convince the weak minded. 

“One Nation”!

Of course they won’t debate.  With what would they debate.  You have to have some level of intelligence.  Look at the comments.  Jeeze, look at the sign that was put on Sarah’s bus.  Not actually dealling with Harvard grads.  No even us “Low information” voters would find it boring.  Better just to poke sticks through the cages.  Much more fun.  See watch -  SARAH PALIN

Is there any book that guy didn’t write?

LOL I missed that in the melée! (Hope you don’t mind, Michael, but I borrowed one of your és. Now if only someone would come along with a spare circumflex, I’d be all set to go italic.)

Now if only someone would come along with a spare circumflex, I’d be all set to go italic.

Yeah I can tell.  Italic is a dead give away.

See watch -  SARAH PALIN

Make eat -  HAM SANDWICH

With what would they debate.  You have to have some level of intelligence.

We might not answer the questions the way you want them answered, but we can always WINK our way through!

So, bamaguy, you’re here for a debate?

Sorry, there was something about your intro that made me think you were here for something else:

I love the fear that Sarah brings out of these liberal pansies.  She can send libs foaming at he mouth (just look at the comments) by just showing up.  Obumbles can only wish to have that kind of influence.  Awesome.

By the way New Yorks, great rep you have there.  How is the old weiner doing today.

It’s not sexist to call Palin a media whore. Trump’s a media whore too.

What’s wonderful is how they put a clown car in the Indiana 500, and when we point our fingers and laugh, they say, “LOOK HOW SCARED THEY ARE!”

Well, he got him one more bin Laden than his predecessor

Really, story I heard was that a crack team of Seals got Bin Laden by using intelligence obtained during that predecessors term.  Actually, I heard Obowwow was too afraid to make the call and others had to do it for him.  Thanks for clearing that up.  Did he actually fly the copter?

It’s not sexist to call Palin a media whore. Trump’s a media whore too.

Not sexist, maybe. But whores tend to be hard-working people. So why don’t we try to come up with more appropriate (and perhaps more imaginative) terms, huh?

Actually, I heard Obowwow was too afraid to make the call and others had to do it for him.

From a nameless fake at Ulsterman, or someone you met in Pottery Class?

Make eat -  HAM SANDWICH

No, wait!  Don’t forget the Subway® sandwich 110-comment rule.  Til then,

Eat pray love - MICHELE BACHMANN

And a clown car in the Indy 500?  Now that’s just silly, Mrs. Polly.

Actually the truth is the Sarah is not a media whore.  As a matter of fact, tons of stories today on how upset the media is that Sarah won’t invite them to the party.  They can’t stand it.  Love it. Love it.  Playing them like a fiddle.

Playing them like a fiddle.

Other way around—they’ve got her convinced she could win a a national election. PSYCHE!

Really, story I heard was that a crack team of Seals got Bin Laden by using intelligence obtained during that predecessors term.

Naturally, not knowing how to click on a link, how could you but swallow whatever FOX shoves at you?

Obama ordered the mission. He requested the extra helicopter that turned out to be vital to getting it done. Bush claimed that he “didn’t think about Bin Laden, really,” and Sarah Palin stormed the Statute of Liberty, dragging her sleep-deprived unhappy prop-child behind her.

And Trump fired Cyndi Lauper.

This “new civility” on the left sure stinks an awful lot like the old liberal “civility”...

Really, story I heard was that a crack team of Seals got Bin Laden by using intelligence
obtained during that predecessors term.  Actually, I heard Obowwow was too afraid to make the call and others had to do it for him.

Yes, that’s exactly what happens when you spend your day with Newsmax and the Gateway Pundit.  You also heard that Obummer only got into Harvard thanks to affirmative action and majored in Sharia law and mysteriously never went there as well, and that dinosaur fossils were left on earth by God to tempt us into unbelief.

Thanks for clearing that up.  Did he actually fly the copter?

No, but he did a great deal of grandstanding in front of a “Mission Accomplished” sign even though no mission was accomplished and thousands of American troops and tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians died when ... oh, sorry, my bad.  That was your guy.

This “new civility” on the left sure stinks an awful lot like the old liberal “civility”...

Fuck you, with all due respect.

just came over here from wonkette and you people seriously rock some funny ass stuff.

if i did not have a job interview tomorrow (early) i would stay and help bait your trolls.

i think we have the same ones and the NEVER come out and play.

Wonder if you guys could show some proof how stupid Sarah is.  I mean other than using Tina Fey skits and bitchy Katie Couric interviews.  Anything?  And, by the way, her resigning as Governor, was one of the most selfless acts a politican could do, consider the people you serve over yourself.  You guys prove everyday, what she did was the right move.

“Give everyone eat.”

— Chief White Halfoat, Joseph Heller, Catch 22

her resigning as Governor, was one of the most selfless acts a politican could do

Well, Alaskans sure were grateful!

what she did was the right move.

Oh, when she said that resigning was the best thing she could do for Alaska, nobody believed her more than I did!

if i did not have a job interview tomorrow (early) i would stay and help bait your trolls.

Hi, fluflans. Thanks for dropping in. Good luck with the interview, and we party all week, every week, trolls or no trolls.

By the way, did any of you libs call the police on Sarah.  I hear her bus tour is illegal.  At least Martin said it was.  If this is true, this is serious.  We got to stop this right now.  Can’t have anyone going around our country generating patriotic feelings in our citzens.  It must stop and stop now.

You guys prove everyday, what she did was the right move.

True enough.  Because if she had selfishly remained governor, saying things like “it is as throughout all Alaska that big wild good life teeming along the road that is north to the future. That is what we get to see every day. Now what the rest of America gets to see along with us is in this last frontier there is hope and opportunity and there is country pride. And it is our men and women in uniform securing it, and we are facing tough challenges in America with some seeming to just be Hell bent maybe on tearing down our nation, perpetuating some pessimism, and suggesting American apologetics, suggesting perhaps that our best days were yesterdays,” or maybe suggesting that the Soviets won the space race but incurred the debt that brought down the USSR, then very possibly, mean liberals might have mocked her.  So it probably was best for her to slip graciously out of the limelight and back into private life.

Well, Alaskans sure were grateful!


Of course they were.  She took the attacks away from her state and took them on herself.  As I said selfless.  I know that is a word you libs don’t understand so you may want to look it up.

Wonder if you guys could show some proof how stupid Sarah is.

This is really sad. I don’t even feel right dealing with someone this clueless.

bamaguy, upthread! “bitchy” Katie: “So what magazines do you read?”

SP: “?????????????”

(eons pass. Eons are periods of time approximately 70 zillion Palin-terms long)

SP: “ALL OF THEM!”

Wonder if you guys could show some proof how stupid Sarah is.

We have a post tag system that will do exactly that since she first appeared on the scene. See up top:

Categories: PoliticsElection ‘12NuttersSarah PalinRumproast Biz

But you’d have to figure out how to click on a bold linky thing, so ... never mind.

Can’t have anyone going around our country generating patriotic feelings in our citzens.

I thought that was the job of the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile, every 4th of July.

True enough.  Because if she had selfishly remained governor, saying things like “it is as throughout all Alaska that big wild good life teeming along the road that is north to the future. That is what we get to see every day.

————————< /p>

yeah, kind of like Omumbles visiting our wonderful 57 states and signing the date as 2008 when he visited the abby last monty.  Thank goodness we have someone so intelligent in the Whitehouse.  Our troubles are over.  No wonder our country is doing so much better now.

She took the attacks away from her state and took them on herself.  As I said selfless.

It was horrible how the lower 48 relentlessly attacked Alaska with all those federal funds that kept the place running. Those Mainland/Alaska border skirmishes sure took a heavy toll!

Thank goodness we have someone so intelligent in the Whitehouse.  Our troubles are over.  No wonder our country is doing so much better now.

The next six years are going to be really tough for you.

I think the Statue of Limitations has run out on Obama’s mistake, bamaguy. Just the way she did on Alaska.

This is really sad. I don’t even feel right dealing with someone this clueless.

bamaguy, upthread! “bitchy” Katie: “So what magazines do you read?”

SP: “?????????????”

(eons pass. Eons are periods of time approximately 70 zillion Palin-terms long)

SP: “ALL OF THEM!”

Comment by Mrs. Polly

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What I thought Ms Polly.  You might want to do a little research before you continue to use that one.  Anything else?  I’ll wait while you call the DNC to get the correct talking point.

Hey, Drudge has picked up the story. We’ll all be rich!

You’re right, I didn’t really do it justice.  I forgot to bring the Spudnuts.

That was another one of those WTF moments, when he so often repeated this Sputnik moment that he would aspire Americans to celebrate. And he needs to remember that what happened back then with the former communist USSR and their victory in that race to space, yes, they won, but they also incurred so much debt at the time that it resulted in the inevitable collapse of the Soviet Union.  So I listened to that Sputnik moment talk over and over again, and I think, No, we don’t need one of those. You know what we need is a “spudnut” moment.

C’mon, bamaguy, your heart isn’t in it.  You know we haven’t seen authentic frontier gibberish as good as Palin’s since the days of Gabby Johnson.

True enough. blahblahblah

Hey, bamaguy. You asked a question up there:

Wonder if you guys could show some proof how stupid Sarah is.

A couple of us had the courtesy to reply, in one instance, like this:

We have a post tag system that will do exactly that since she first appeared on the scene. See up top:

Categories: Politics • Election ‘12 • Nutters • Sarah Palin • Rumproast Biz •

But you’d have to figure out how to click on a bold linky thing, so ... never mind.

I’ve tried to simplify your task by taking out all but the Palin link (there it is again!). I suppose we could talk you through what a “link” is and how to “click” on it and what’s likely to “happen” then, but if you keep changing the subject I’m going to start thinking you’re a troll or something.

You want the interview again? What a glutton for punishment!

Katie Couric: what magazines do you read?

I watched that live, and I could have GIVEN the DNC that talking point.

I think the Statue of Limitations has run out on Obama’s mistake, bamaguy. Just the way she did on Alaska.


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Oh really Ms Polly?  This after the only proof you could come up with on Sarah happened even before the Obumbles misquote.  And that date thingy —- last month.  So, what is this about “Statue” of Limitations.  Oh I forgot, he is the annointed one.

Maybe Glenn Beck will talk about us tomorrow. Maybe William Shatner will read this post in a poetry-slam fashion on Letterman!

Hey, Drudge has picked up the story. We’ll all be rich!

Never mind that. Will he send better trolls?

WE’RE DYIN’ HERE!!!1!

So, what is this about “Statue” of Limitations.

Sorry, I should have typed that in Ironic.

125+ comments now.  That means we can all have spudnuts with our ham sandwich!

Mmmm ... rich, spudnutty goodness.

U libtardz hounded ½-Gov. Palin out of office. Thanks 2 u, we got no defense up north.  Now look at the mess u left us in.
Traiterz!

Comment by meepmeep09 on 06/01/11 at 11:33 PM

As I thought you guys.  You got nothing.  Give me one of those link thingies <snicker>  that actually proves something.  Still waiting.  Surely they are out there by the millions based on how stupid this woman is.

  By the way, google “Obama bobbles”  or heaven forbid “Joe Biden gaffes”.  Now, those are two extremely intelligent folks.  Represents you all very well.  Love the one with Obama trying to find his way into the Whitehouse.  Priceless.

Spudnuts will Restore America’s Foundations.

“palin stupid” = About 15,100,000 results (0.09 seconds)

Bamaguy, to misspeak, as in “57 states” or “statute,” can be classified a “gaffe.”

To not know what the Bush Doctrine is, or that there is no “Department of Law,” or the duties of the Vice President, or be able to name a single magazine you read, or a founding father, is dumb on ice.

Loved the intelligent conversation guys.  Especially the education on web browsing.  Keep hatin’ on Sarah.  I sure it fills your days with joy.  Glad I could get you post numbers up.

“Obama idiot” - 27,800,000—->  Your point?

But, but, she’s purty and, and, well, purty and damn,!, those starbursts!!  WHADYA’LL NEED INNA PREZNUT ENNYWAYS!!.

(Just translating Bamaguy and friends best as I can. I took a class in SarahSpeak last fall and I’m just tryin’ to keep it up.)

Keep hatin’ on Sarah.  I sure it fills your days with joy.

Your anguish sustains me. Your tears are like sweet nectar. Bwa-ha-hah, etc.

Yrs,

Strange

Give me one of those link thingies <snicker>  that actually proves something.  Still waiting.

Jeeebus, am I going to have to post the link AGAIN and actually talk you through how to remove your paw from your groin and manipulate your mouse or trackpad or whatever to overcome your fear of the unknown and CLICK on a frikkin LINK that clearly says Sarah Palin?

You call yourself a Palinbot?! You should be drawn to it like a moth to a flame.

We have probably the World’s Finest Archive Of Quitterabilia. Go on. Click it. You know you want to.

If you don’t, let’s have no more of this “You got nothing” cop-out. You owe it to your idol to check out all the hilarious horribleness of her history. Do. It.

Dumb libtards.

To not know what the Bush Doctrine is, or that there is no “Department of Law,” or the duties of the Vice President, or be able to name a single magazine you read, or a founding father, is dumb on ice.

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Ms Polly,  Again, all you got is one interview, early in the campaign with a bitch.  Surely you have something else.

By the way, there was no one “Bush Doctrine” as was explained many times after the interview.  Guarantee you have no clue what it would be.  The magazine issue was explained later.  Again, interview with a bitch, you get smart azz answers.  I would have said much worse.  And she knows more about the founding fathers and their principles than our current idiot in chief.

Of course, none of this matters to you because you are simply ruled by hatred.  Those who chose to live in the dark hate the light.  There is help for you if you like but it takes courage.  I am not sure you have any.

Those who chose to live in the dark hate the light.

Is that you, Green Lantern?

Surely you have something else.

Yes. Take your pick: Sarah Palin

If you give us your address, maybe we can have someone come round and click the damn thing for you. Don’t worry if they’re carrying a butterfly net.

Ha ha! We’re FAMOUS, I tells ya!

Jeeebus, am I going to have to post the link AGAIN and actually talk you through how to remove your paw from your groin and manipulate your mouse or trackpad or whatever to overcome your fear of the unknown and CLICK on a frikkin LINK that clearly says Sarah Palin?

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Easy there cowboy, I already clicked your link and got your site visits up.  Like I said, give me something that preferrably doesn’t point to the ramblings of idiots.  In otherwords, not a liberal site.  I will check back later.

Krauthammer.

I will check back later.

We’ll have moved.

Keep fighting the good fight, Bamaguy!  The fact that Sarah Palin went to five colleges - yeah, you heard me, FIVE COLLEGES! - tells me everything I need to know about how smart she is!  It’s just a shame that the wrong kind of people had to go and mess up some of that time for her.  Why won’t people just stop picking on Sarah Palin??

Comment by meepmeep09 on 06/01/11 at 11:56 PM

early in the campaign with a bitch.

Because not being able to name a single magazine is not nearly as stupid EARLY IN THE CAMPAIGN. And “What magazines do you read?” is the sort of heartless, merciless question only a hater would ask anyone running for vice-president.

She can’t name one individual journalist—even though she majored in “journalism.”

She can’t name one Founding Father.

She can’t name a single Supreme Court decision she disagrees with—even Roe V. Wade.

She thinks the White House has a Department of Law.

As I said, dumb on ice. In a little red-white-and-blue sparkly skirt. And can’t even finish the short program.

Mr. Bamaguy, this was way more than one interview.  These were quotes that Sarah spewed out on several occasions along with her inability to identify any Supreme Court decisions except Roe V. Wade.  She continues to amaze with her complete lack of comprehension of the complicated problems that this country faces and her apparent belief that all can be solved by spouting “common sense conservative” at the problem in a Tweet (or Twat depending on your viewpoint.)

Oh, forgot to mention my appreciation of your Conservative Civility! “Bitches” must adore you!

Wonder if he’s THIS “bamaguy.”

Thanks Strange.  Finally something worth debating.

Here is an excerpt:

You said in the introduction the rap on her is that she isn’t smart.  That is not so.  She is very smart; and adept.  Great political instincts and is a star.  The problem with her, I think, is that she is not schooled – I don’t mean she didn’t go to the right schools.  I mean when you get into policy – beyond instincts.  I like her political instincts.  I like her overall view of the world.  But when it comes to policy, she’s had two-and-a-half years to school herself, and she hasn’t.

And that’s a problem.  You want a president who will be able to not have to learn on the job.  We’ve already had that with President Obama and others.  It’s not only a lack of schooling; it’s the lack of effort to school herself and the lack of instinct to see that she needs it.”

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First, he did say she was smart and very politically astute.  I agree.

Now, I happen to also agree that she is probably not schooled on elitist washington insider policy making.  Neither were most of our Presidents since none were part of the crowd.  I haven’t seen a lot of success in those policies?  maybe it is time for some good old fashion common sense.

By the way, do you also agree with his comments on Obama?  You do realize he is saying Obama is worse don’t you.  Do you agree?  Mrs Polly, what about you?  YAFB?

Wonder if he’s THIS “bamaguy.”

LOL, definitely got the same *style*. 

I will check back later.

Oh goody.  Well, at least he’s got some fortitude.  To bad it won’t get him anywhere.

“You are a coward. Instead of a healthy debate and state your views politely you prefer acts of vandalisms, random violence and insults. Like all leftists. Why am I not surprised? “

Really? REALLY? There’s this doctor…his name was Tiller….

You’re just another common hypocrite. Nuff said.

And that’s a problem.  You want a president who will be able to not have to learn on the job.  We’ve already had that with President Obama and others.  It’s not only a lack of schooling; it’s the lack of effort to school herself and the lack of instinct to see that she needs it.”

Krauthammer says Palin is just as dumb as Obama. If you’re cool with that, carry on.

Mrs Polly.  The fact that you “think” Sarah could not name a magazine she reads doesn’t show how stupid she is, it shows how stupid you are.  You actually slurp up the liberal spit that comes your way without even thinking don’t you.  Maybe, you need to back away from sites like this and do a little self education.  It really might help.  Although, I have my doubts.  Liberalism is surely a nasty disease isn’t it.

Actually, Krauthammer makes some good points about her being unschooled and unwilling to school herself, which ought to make you sweat, bamaguy, and yet somehow, doesn’t.

He’s wrong on one little thing, though:

she’s dumb as a box of rocks.

I will check back later.

Oh goody.

How can we miss him if he never goes away?

Maybe if we draw the shades, turn off the lights, gag the critters, post a forwarding address to Wasilla on the front door, and hide behind the chaise longue with a bottle or two of bourbon and some Cheetos, it’ll be fine.

WHERE’S DRUDGE AND HIS CAVALRY?! Maybe they’ll at least be able to click.

The problem with her, I think, is that she is not schooled

OK, if you want to get into Palin’s pluses and minuses.

She is not schooled on anything.  She has no clue about domestic, economic or foreign policy.  She is totally disorganized and unable to think in a linear fashion.  Evidence?  1.  Quitting the governor’s job half way through her term.  2.  This half-assed bus trip she’s on with no stated purpose or even an itinerary.

Quitting the governor’s job only emphasized how unable she is to accomplish a leadership role, set policy and be in charge of anything at all.  The half-assed bus trip where nobody knows where she’s going or what she’s really trying to do (beyond make lots more money for herself) speaks for itself.

Sorry you think a grifter, pretty though she is, is the right choice to be president of this huge country but maybe, just maybe, you’ve inhaled a few too many puffs of starbursts.

Krauthammer says Palin is just as dumb as Obama. If you’re cool with that, carry on.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 06/02/11 at 01:10 AM


The fact you can’t understand what Krauthammer is saying does not surprise me in the least.  Read the interview again.  Ask someone to explain the big words to you like “smart” and “astute”.  “Unschooled” is not the same as dumb.  Try again. 

And thanks for posting that interview.  I think it wsa a good one and fair.  I disagree with Krauthammer on what it takes to make a good President but at least he did not attack her intelligence.  Sign of an intelligent and great man.

The fact that you “think” Sarah could not name a magazine she reads doesn’t show how stupid she is, it shows how stupid you are.

The fact that Palin responded to a softball conversational opener such as you might ask someone in a bus queue as if it was (a) a grand master challenge, and one that she totally fluffed, and (b) after the fact made it out to be some some paranoid insinuation that she didn’t read at all says everything you need to know about her fitness for company, let alone office.

She actually got her Star of David during her Israeli invasion. I was in Tel Aviv when she was there and couldn’t believe that idiot got a dumb “I love Jewish people more than my political opponents” necklace. I guess a Star of David is now the new flag pin.

@marin - Got it.  Obama bus tours good.  Palin bus tours bad. 

Good god man, is that really all you got.  Resigning the governorship to protect the tax payers of Alaska from all the crap being thrown at her and going on a freaking bus tour to bring awareness of our roots is your proof? 

By the way, she has gotten more publicity than Obama in the last few days.  Only weiner gate is getting more.  The pictures of the lame stream media chasing the bus in absolutely priceless.

As YA YA has aready said.  Jeebus. 

Try again marin.  This time, try really hard.

It’s a little too late to concern-troll me, bams. I posted many examples of Sarah in the act of crumping on questions that wouldn’t stump a ten-year-old. You are apparently afraid to click on them.

I could also point you to the few examples we have of her actually working: her mayoralty, where they had to hire a town manager to do the actual, you know, mayoring, as she was not good at executive work, her governorship, from which she walked away, not selflessly, but to embrace the making of money. But during that time, she was in the capital so seldom that legislators took to wearing “Where’s Sarah Palin?” buttons—and she charged the state a per diem for eating her own food in her own house. That’s kind of clever—and dishonest.

So she does have an active lizard brain that governs the getting of things and the biting of enemies. She doesn’t want to know more than she knows right now, she doesn’t want to be subject to rules of any sort, and she gloms onto things that are marginally hers or technically not illegal, just morally wrong to take, like the materials used to build her Wasilla house (that looked suspiciously like the rec center!) or use town funds to redo her office with red-flocked wallpaper.

Her bus tour is a disorganized, undisciplined sideshow,and a real reflection of her “executive” style. If you think she could run a girl scout troop, much less a country, you’re far gone. You’re drinking a red Kool-Aid slushy.

But do I want her to run, maybe with Trump on a third-party ticket? OH YES! And is she a goldmine for comedy writing? THE BEST!

The fact that Palin responded to a softball conversational opener such as you might ask someone in a bus queue as if it was (a) a grand master challenge, and one that she totally fluffed, and (b) after the fact made it out to be some some paranoid insinuation that she didn’t read at all says everything you need to know about her fitness for company, let alone office.


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Actually, no it doesn’t but if that is all you need, whatever.  Hey, I bet you would prefer the ramblings of our current Pres O..O..O..O..Obama.  Love to hear him off teleprompter.  Such a genius.

That’s the sound of someone thinking before he speaks, bams. Knew you wouldn’t be accustomed to it.

Good god man, is that really all you got.  Resigning the governorship to protect the tax payers of Alaska from all the crap being thrown at her

Bwahahaha - that’s why she resigned!  Whatever.  I think it had a lot more to do with the fact that her holy grifterness couldn’t make the kind of money that she wanted to while she was still a public servant so she quickly pulled the plug on that gig.

As far as Palin’s bus tour, how do you explain her lack of any comprehensive purpose or itinerary to this rambling, thrown together idyll?  Oh, yeah, she’s ‘splainin’ our heritage to us. 

And I’m thinking that “good god man” is pretty much figurative considering I’m not exactly a “man” as they say.

she has gotten more publicity

Bingo. It’s all about her.

You really think this is about “bringing awareness of your roots”? How does a minute’s breathlessly gushing interview when she finally does a 360 and decides she does need the press after all do that? Do you have as low an opinion of people’s knowledge about their “roots” as she obviously does?

The “crap” being thrown at her were ethics complaints. It seemed to be an alien concept that she couldn’t just do as she wished in office.

You’re a prime mark for her. I think she has a bridge she could sell you.

Oh, wait. That went nowhere, too.

Impressive pugilism from the Rumproasters.

And this used to be such a quiet little blog.

Half of these trolls are probably DougJ, anyway.

Hey, I bet you would prefer the ramblings of our current Pres O..O..O..O..Obama.

Well, yes. I do happen to favor people who don’t go on a paranoid spiteful childish snit for three years and counting just because somebody asks them what they read. Call me old-fashioned.

Actually Ms Polly, all you have really said is that you think Sarah Palin is stupid.  Kind of like the ugly girls do to the homecoming queen.  Jealousy is a nasty thing.  Get past it or it will eat you up.  Its already affecting your intelligence level.  Pity really.

The “crap” being thrown at her were ethics complaints. It seemed to be an alien concept that she couldn’t just do as she wished in office.

You’re a prime mark for her. I think she has a bridge she could sell you.

Oh, wait. That went nowhere, too.

Comment by YAFB on 06/02/11 at 01:36 AM


Which ended up being bogus. Otherwise she would be in jail now right? As I said, crap.  Got anything else.

And you are the prime mark for the “Hope and Change” campaign.  Swallowed it hook line and sinker.  Perfect Obama bot.  Keep it up.  The annointed one is pleased.

Half of these trolls are probably DougJ, anyway.

Nah, we’d recognize his email address.  This quiet little blog does have a reputation for slicing and dicing trolls, though.  Thanks for stopping by.  ;-)

Fact is Sarah is a successful intelligent attractive intelligent woman.  The bain of liberals everywhere.  Thus the number of liberal sites dedicated to her destruction.  As a conservative, I love it.  Happy hatin’ guys.

Bamaguy you are a sad and pathetic little thing.  Just hope this isn’t the real you.  It’s late and I’m going to bed now.  Ta, sweet boner dreams, lil buddy.

The bain of liberals

The Defense rests, Your Honor.

Typical, and silly, misogynist wingnutry: when you have no argument, attack the woman’s looks. Every time we allow one of these trolls to go on long enough, it happens.

There are few women, liberal or conservative, who have the leisure to attain the level of hard-edged glossiness La Grifteuse has managed to acquire, but criticizing her for her combination of natural and willful ignorance hardly indicated jealousy. I wouldn’t want to live inside her head for ten minutes, even though it is the only place on earth insulated from her voice.

Thanks for stopping by.

I am a new frequent visitor thanks to Cole’s pointer. Not hard to see why he likes it so.

Why he torments himself with Sully on the other hand…

Which ended up being bogus.

Nope. Not all of them.

Even the liberal Hot Air could put you right on that.

And I’m certainly not going to spend the rest of the night arguing the toss about the rights and wrongs of the rest, like the ones where she was found to have acted unethically but not technically illegally - do your own homework.

Vote for her if you want if you ever get the chance. Donate money to her, by all means. It’s no skin off my nose.

Oh, the ethics complaints definitely went somewhere. She was found guilty of abuse of power. Sadly, there was no jail time attached, which is often the case with powerful figures.

After all, look at scholarly nonentity and legal embarrassment Clarence Thomas, who is unlikely to suffer any real consequences for his serious ethical violations. “Forgetting” that your wife has made 150K + from organizations whose business is before you ought to be impeachment-worthy, don’t you think?

Donate money to her, by all means

AbsoLOOTly! Go to town! You can’t stop a mark when he’s determined he wants to be grifted. By all means, spend the milk money on the Nincompatriot’s Noncampaign Vacation Home and Rolling Amusement Arcade. 

I, however, am going to bed. If I don’t get my beauty sleep, I’m always jealous of Sarah Palin in the morning.

Regarding the incorrectly labeled “bridge to nowhere,” which Palin supported up until her spotlight moment at the convention: the bridge would have connected the city of Ketchikan with it’s airport, which is on an island and currently accessed only by ferry. They need a bridge and now they’ll never get one.  And bamaguy?  STFU before Auburn has to kick your ass again.

I know I’m a little late to the party.. but I really feel the need to do some educating here.

Whitehouse is the junior senator from my lovely state of Rhode Island.

White House is the shiny white building in Washington, DC, where the President lives.

So, Bamaguy, let’s stop the resentful talk about Obama being in the Whitehouse.  I know they are both nice looking dudes, but this thread is about Sarah.. not your gay envy.

In case anyone was wondering where all these defective trolls came from, we got a link from perennial “Dumbest Man on the Internet” Jim Hoft. I guess the kindest thing to do would be to pin their addresses to their coats and gently shoo them off the porch.

The media whore here is this site, rumproast, for putting this sign on the Palins bus. The media itself is whoring itself with Sarah Palin. She’s not even telling the media where she’s going next, and they are following her like paparazzi. Their own terminology. Vandalizing someones bus to create a story is pretty lame rumproast.

Who let all these fucking Hamquisters in here?

Better trolls NOW.

The media whore here is this site, rumproast, for putting this sign on the Palins bus. ... Vandalizing someones bus to create a story is pretty lame rumproast.

LMAO! Troll failure on aisle 2.

Next time Fox reports on a murder somewhere, you be sure to scold them to stop killing people now, y’hear?

Besides, I like to think we’d have better penpersonship.

The media whore here is this site, rumproast, for putting this sign on the Palins bus.

Dear truckinmann,

Neither I (the photgrapher) or anyone associated with Rumproast put that sign on the bus. A gentleman adhered it to the bus moments after I arrived on the scene. The bus wasn’t “vandalized.” The sign was easily removed and no marks were left on it. Unfortunately, when Jim Hoft’s parents dropped him on his head as a child, they “vandalized” the human race.

Neither I (the photgrapher) or anyone associated with Rumproast put that sign on the bus. A gentleman adhered it to the bus moments after I arrived on the scene.

But the post clearly says that you are rumproast’s “NYC operative” and that you were “on the ground” and that this is an “exclusive.” 

Next time Fox reports on a murder somewhere, you be sure to scold them to stop killing people now, y’hear?

And when Fox has an “exclusive,” it means “we totally made up this stuff” (about, say, Obama’s $200 trillion vacation to India with the New Black Panther Party), so clearly that is what “exclusive” means.  Shame on you, rumproast.

Better trolls NOW.

I was hoping for something better than your garden-variety “hurf durf, QED bitchez!” troll, but then again they’re coming from Hoft’s place.

Does Sarah prefer Israeli Bodyguards?

Good God, you mean there are people DUMBER than Hoft?

I bet they try to leave comments by scribbling on their monitors with crayon.

But the post clearly says that you are rumproast’s “NYC operative” and that you were “on the ground” and that this is an “exclusive.”

Everything you read on the Internets in TRUE. Ex: “MB’s mother fucks demons in hell” is on the internet. Ergo, his mother does indeed fuck demons in hell.

Does Sarah prefer Israeli Bodyguards?

For security, or recreation?

Everything you read on the Internets in TRUE. Ex: “MB’s mother fucks demons in hell” is on the internet. Ergo, his mother does indeed fuck demons in hell.

Is that an “exclusive”?  (See definition above.)

Whoa, friendly fire! Abort mission, rape and incest or not!

Please forgive Hunger Tallest Palin, Mr. Bérubé. He’s an old family retainer, very loyal. And certainly not the first of us to fall for your deadpan mind-tweaking. In fact, if I’m not mistaken, I think I hold that honor.

I like to think we’d have better penpersonship.

Good lord, yes, even in haste! I probably would have gone with “I, Grifty McGrifterson” also, too.

Oh, right.  Next you’ll be telling me that Obama’s $200 trillion vacation to India with the New Black Panther Party simply didn’t happen.

No harm done.  Besides, the first half of H. T. Palin’s comment was precisely what I was thinking about the Gateway Pundit fans.  And I was mostly raised by my aunt and my mother was struck by a car and killed when I was 17*, so I barely remember her anyway.

________

*  This is not true.  I am probably thinking of someone else’s mother.

Wandered in from Gawker. Am familiar with da link thingy. Clicked on StrangeAppar8us’ link wondering if bamaguy is this guy. Wuz scrolling down and saw a post called “male bits” and clicked on the link thingy. [Warning! It’s bamaguy’s little thingy.]

Good goddess.  What is it with conservatives and their fascination with da dick?

Or was bamaguy last weekends Weiner Tweeter?

Comment by seashell on 06/02/11 at 08:33 AM

Obama went to law school, where you recieve extensive education on government, plitics, law and our constitution, minimum: 6 yrs.  Palin got a degree in communications with an emphasis on journalism, which has obviously served her well in becoming a beauty queen, which is what truly started her political carreer.  It seems to me that such a degree would enable her to spell and communicate a little better than she does.  BTW, Bamaguay, it’s BANE not BAIN.  But, then again, you are a Palin supporter…

This is how “afraid” I am of Palin.

I am probably thinking of someone else’s mother.

We were too poor to have a mother. We had a chickenwire maquette with a baby bottle tied to it.

And the baby bottle was empty. But we loved her anyway, because she let us have sleepovers and didn’t throw out our baseball cards.

@seashell: and to think, that was his long form!

@Mrs.Polly:  Are you sure? Looks photoshopped to me.

Both of my parents died horribly when I was a teenager. But, hey, I warned them a million times.

We had a chickenwire maquette with a baby bottle tied to it.

  Have I told you lately….?

Awesome.

My Lord, what drew all the poo-flinging monkeys here today?  Did someone speak the truth about Sarah, The Victim, Palin?

Screw Wonkette and Gawker—you got linked by WPIX!

Who remind us that tomorrow it’s National Donut Day!

Comment by Steve M. on 06/02/11 at 09:20 AM

LowProfileinGA, you win “nym least in need of explanation” prize for the day. It consists of a suit of camo in the color of your choice: peanut field brown, tobaccy juice yella, or Bulldogs jersey. Please specify two days before pick-up, so we can access the right “angels fear to tread” area of the stock-room.

@daize: I won’t say that growing up with red indentations on our cheeks wasn’t hard. I was known as “honeycomb face” in school.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you to have mercy on StrangeAppar8us on the grounds that he is an orphan.

And my father was a hamster, but I loved him anyway, because he would drive me to 4 am hockey practice in our little Kia Soul.

That’s so sweet, Michael, particularly since he could have told you to just exercise in the wheel at home.

Screw Wonkette and Gawker—you got linked by WPIX!

Yeah, but Gawker got USBusStation.com, which was the real prize all along.

You know, teleprompters ARE really lame. All Real ‘Murricans remember those hard complex policy points like CUT TAXES by scribbling them on their hand with a Sharpie.

Also, too—Sarah got confused when they suggested she use a “Sharpie” because she wasn’t sure she’d be able to read the notes if they were buried in the folds of the dog’s skin.

And yes, we “libtards” truly fear Sarah. After all that firepower she brought to the ticket in 2008, handing the GOP a crushing landslide victory over Obummer, instead of becoming an international punchline, why wouldn’t we be afraid of her? And after the way her polling numbers just keep going up and up among the GOP faithful —well, you can see why we’re just terrified!

Comment by Oblomova on 06/02/11 at 09:32 AM

But Oblo, it doesn’t matter if Sarah’s base isn’t as large as they think they are: they love her hard, if you vote extra hard, it counts more!

So to speak.

Is there any way we can confirm if “bamaguy” is “boogeyman?”

Also, too, again—why did Bamaguy feel the need to post a picture of his pinkie on LiveJournal?

Did you read that guy’s journal? Fookin’ rapist by the sound of it. Palin better hope she doesn’t “generate patriotic feelings” while that guy’s around or her kids will be in danger.

Those starbursts don’t come cheap ya know, especially since that blue pill thing isn’t available in generic yet.

That bamaguy is just sad. Obviously a migratory type troll.

New motto: Stop illegal immigrant trolls with small photographed penises now.

‘Tis good to see M. Bérubé, a former member of the TPM Cafe asylum.

So Palin wears a Star of David to appeal to Jewish voters?

Hmmm…I wonder if she’ll campaign in a nudist camp.
They vote too.

Dang! I stepped in the snark of Mr. M.B.

If that is his real name.

Strange, that old family retainer crap just earned you a trip to the room with the drain in the floor. And no, I don’t care about your life support system.

Strange, that old family retainer crap just earned you a trip to the room with the drain in the floor. And no, I don’t care about your life support system.

That’s fine, just as long as you’re cool with me throwing you under the bus in order to curry favor with our resident Celebrity Commenter, which I would never do, ever, in a heartbeat, earlier.

Come, come, this should be a happy time!  Let’s not bicker and argue about ‘oo betrayed ‘oo.

Hunger Tallest, I am sure your mother is a fine upstanding Christian woman with not a stain on her soul.

Sorry, sorry. I just have to do things in my own particular idiom.

If that is his real name.

I happen to know his real name was Mickey B. Ruby; it gives him a sense of self-worth to make everybody haul out their character maps for the accent acute. But what harm does it do to let him self-define as a Bérubé? Let’s indulge him, I say.

We believe in nurturing our commenters here in Rumproast Group. Now Hunger, how does that make you feel?

Bamaguy you are a sad and pathetic little thing.

Gee, I had no idea I was being so accurate.  I notice he’s not back to continue defending the honor of his griftress.

I had no idea I was being so accurate

Cocktail-frank-gate!

Screw Wonkette and Gawker—you got linked by WPIX!

PIX, PIX, PIXPIX, PIX, PIX, PIXPIXPIX, PIX, PIX, PIXPIX, PIXPIXPIX, PIX, PIX, PIXPIX, PIX, PIX, PIX, PIX, PIXPIXPIXPIXPIXPIX, PIX, PIX, PIXPIXPIXPIX, PIX, PIX, PIX, PIXPIXPIXPIXPIXPIXPIXPIXPIX, PIX, PIX

If you understand this, you are in fact a real New Yorker.

He’s an old ^wrinkled family retainer*

Fixed.

Well, it IS Weiner Week. Apparently.

[Warning! It’s bamaguy’s little thingy.]

And Good Lord, she’s not kidding! It’s like a penis, only smaller.**

Moderator quandary: Do we leave the link up? Maybe put it to a vote. Nah, feck it. It’ll make people hungry for cheese straws and we’ll rake it in from the Google ads, which currently seem to think we’d be interested in Marmite and laser eye surgery for some reason. Brainbleach might be more help.

* (c) Viv Stanshall RIP
** Please give generously toward the comfortable retirement of this joke. See Paypal link up yonder.

I am aghast, flummoxed, taken aback, surprised, concerned, amazed, angry, dumbfounded, confounded, startled, disconcerted, baffled and puzzled.

Just wanted to pass that along.

You are, HB? Appalling!

We believe in nurturing our commenters here in Rumproast Group. Now Hunger, how does that make you feel?

Nurturing our ...? It makes me feel like I’m in the wrong blog. Who are you people??

If you understand this, you are in fact a real New Yorker.

HA! You made my day. Eventually callers figured out that yelling “PIX” repeatedly when trying to kill aliens was a better option than having the guy on the other end react quickly enough when they tried to time it. Is that what you’re referring to? Do you remember that some people tried the same approach when they switched to a football game where timing was crucial? One of those people was my neighbor at the time, Jimmy H. I still make fun of him for that.

Stumbled in here by accident while researching Palin, read all of the above dross and promptly added rumproast to my host file, I’m sure you are all real swells, but if I want dry rubs I’ll stick to 4chan.

I am shocked that a sexually frustrated, white male school-dropout is infatuated with Sarah Palin, truly believes she would make a good President and that random strangers would enjoy hearing his condescending views and seeing his 5 inch penis on the internet.

SHOCKED, I tell you!

read all of the above dross and promptly added rumproast to my host file

I guess we’ll just have to live with that.

Goddammit, Strange! That was our chance to move into the BIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGG time ... Failblog! LolCats! People painting their drunken friends and piling furniture upon them while they are passed out! Good God man, we were on our way to the big leagues!

I know, I know. And we’ll never sell any of our hand-made bus signs, either. But who could have known that those excellent Internet trifles were run by a clenched-ass flag-fucker?

Lawnguyislander- That was exactly my reference. :)

For everyone else, in the late 70s/early 80s, WPIX experimented with phone-in on-air video games during afternoon cartoon/Little Rascals time.

It was a space invaders-type game, and they would fire everytime you said PIX.  It quickly devolved into children screaming PIX as many times as they can in a single minute.

I imagine today’s tea party folks would be very good at the game.

Then again, “Banned by the LOLCats!” would look really great on the masthead.

Well, we didn’t make Failblog, but we did make the cut at pundit kitchen. Pretty disappointing if I may say so.

Comment by HumboldtBlue on 06/02/11 at 04:16 PM

Being a Communist is the best thing ever!!!

(Sorry, it just feels so good today I had to share.)

Damn lame stream media!

Sarah Palin - she is one of a small number of politicians with brains and common sense at the same time.

It’s too bad that some bums hold her good looks against her.

The Lady is appreciative - squeeky clean - inside and outside.

No doubt that she would bring the economics into a healthy condition.

Best Regards
Karl

I guess we’ll just have to live with that.

I don’t think he can hear you any more.

Unless—given recent revelations upthread—“host file” and “researching Palin” are wingnut euphemisms, in which case, EWWW.

Sarah Palin - she is one of a small number of politicians with brains and common sense at the same time.

Stick to real estate, Karl. You may know a nice piece of property when you see it, but you’re a lousy judge of people.

The Lady is appreciative - squeeky clean - inside and outside.

Double EWWW.

I’ll never see Das Kapital in the same light again.

No doubt that she would bring the economics into a healthy condition.

Yes, this is so.  With the Obama I much fear trouble in the economics fuselage, Frederick.

seeing his 5 inch penis on the internet.

PWC, you are either generous beyond human comprehension or need your eyes checked. ;)

No doubt that she would bring the economics into a healthy condition.

Best Regards
Karl

Sooo, where’s the spam link??

Oh, he has wonderful links, mar, but as a courtesy I won’t post them.

You’re a great watch dog Strange.  Thanks.  LOL.

First time here.  The comments are HILARIOUS!

I’m keeping this as a momento on how to strick back at the trolls.  They don’t even have a chance!

Good job.  :-)

@FunMe—Thanks for the praise, and thanks for telling the kids over at AmericaBlog. Drop by anytime!

Goddamnit, why didn’t anyone Tweet me or message me or Facebook me that we were killing trolls today? I go off and write a widely praised essay on Clarence Thomas, engage in a twitter conversation with Lt. Dan Choi, and generally waste my entire fucking day.

You guys KNOW how much I love killing trolls.

Geez.

Oh, and now you’re all fabulous an’ shit?

Wasn’t so much a troll-killing as a hog-holler.

What’s most frightening of all, HB, is that ABL cross-posted me at Balloon-Juice, and no one has complained yet what a shitty writer I am. It’s like there’s been some kind of disturbance in the Force.

Oh, you’re a shitty writer (sweet editor Jesus and all the Saints of Pica) but you’re shitty in better neighborhoods.

....and she wants to be my Latex Salesperson….

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