Santorum’s “Endorsement” of Romney
Well, at least the Obamacare-inspiring heretic isn’t a blah person.
An endorsement via email? Isn’t that like breaking up with someone on Facebook?
Honest to god, I have zero faith in the American people’s sagacity (the dumb motherfuckers almost elected George W. Bush twice!), and the economy will probably still be in the shitter this November, which should doom the president’s reelection chances under normal circumstances.
But these aren’t normal circumstances. Romney is just an awful, horrible, terrible, heinous, unlikable candidate, and I’m not sure “at least he’s not Obama” will be enough to put Mittens over the top, since that line really only resonates with people insane enough to think Santorum, Gingrich, Perry, Bachmann, Cain, et al, aren’t bug-eyed loons and/or booger-eating idiots.
It’s not exactly where I’d hoped we’d be in the summer of 2012, but hell, I’ll take it.
[X-posted at Balloon Juice]