Sarah Palin doesn’t even read magazines that feature her on the cover

I guess the only way Sarah Palin would read Time magazine was if it was a pop-up book.  Here she is being “interviewed” on Glenn Beck’s radio show today:

GLENN: Did you see the people that are on the list? Because you are on the leaders and I’m on the leaders of the most influential people in the world.

SARAH PALIN: No. I only knew about you.

GLENN: Well, you know and you, right?

SARAH PALIN: And me.

And her.

Then it was time to play the victim card and bitch about “the pattern” that Beck discerned from the rest of the “leaders” on the list:

SARAH PALIN: Hmmm. What kind of company are we keeping there, Glenn?

GLENN: Isn’t that amazing? Isn’t that amazing? It is I mean, we see I look at this list and you can see. There are lines being drawn. It is Marxists, globalists, communists, and us.

SARAH PALIN: And some pieces of raw meat being thrown into the mix is what it sounds like. It’s pretty fascinating and, no, I haven’t known, you know, kind of what their criteria was for selecting these names.

GLENN: Well, I was surprised that you and I made it. You know, somebody I know that was in the room when they did the Time Man of the Year. Your name and my name was brought up I think by Giuliani and Gayle King and the others in the room said, oh, please. Gayle King said, don’t make me vomit. So I mean, we were thrown out immediately and so were the Tea Parties, didn’t even make it into the year end review.

And then, of course, Palin finished the whole mess with one of her patented world-class Wasilla word salads:

SARAH PALIN: You know what this is going to allow us to do, Glenn, is just express further how much we love America and the opportunities that we have here, and it will be just the antithesis of so many of the statements and representations of all those other people that you just named off when we will be able to have kind of a platform then to even greater than you already have that allows us to remind Americans that we live the life that most people on the grove would never even be able to dream of and yet too many Americans find ourselves just taking for granted the American life that our founding fathers worked so hard to create. I’m looking at this as an opportunity to remind Americans of our exceptionalism that we need to re embrace and get back to and even in spite of the odd, odd characters that are included on this list with us. I’m going to capitalize on it and I’m going to do all that I can in kind of perpetuating what our message is reminding Americans of how fortunate we are.

That is what Sarah Palin is going to do. That. In spite of “the odd, odd characters” that are included on the list. Because she is Sarah Palin. Leader.

Full audio below:

Posted by Kevin K. on 04/30/10 at 03:20 PM • Permalink

We can add one more to the list of things Palin doesn’t understand—the meaning of the phrase “throwing red meat.”

Megan C. is shrill

I hope someone sends that link to both Palin and Sec. Clinton.  I’d love to see the look on their faces.

Word salad. So aptly put.  Whenever the greens come out in full force, I remember this clip from Jack Cafferty on the half term Governor, and I get some small satisfaction that someone in the MSM actually had the balls to speak the truth. Time Magazine, WTF?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8__aXxXPVc&feature= player_embedded

Nada. They completely missed the passing of Dr. Dorothy Height too. However, they did devote a front page post to a discussion on which gardening tool would be most effective in hacking off Ben Roethlisberger’s wee-wee.

Good lord.  I just realized that Glenn Beck’s page was *written* *by* Palin herself.

Some very odd choices on that list overall.  Time has been pretty much a non-magazine for some time now IMHO.

Last week he was saying God is revealing a plan to him (maybe through a talking hat—he didn’t elaborate), and this week he darkly hinted at his own death at the hands of the Obama administration or unspecified others, possibly this weekend.

Maybe it’s all an act. But if it’s not, someone needs to throw a net over Beck before he swallows his own tongue or something.

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