WTF?!? The woman is a politician and a former TV broadcaster. Maybe a witch cast a spell on her or something. Quick, somebody call Pastor Muthee.

CNN keeps saying they’re going to run the video of this.  Still waiting. I’ve seen enough of her mangled grasp on the English language to know that the transcript accurately captured her buffoonery, but I still want to see the tape to see if they cleaned it up at all.

And, BTW, that first paragraph o’ drool from her was her statement. WTF? Was that prepared?

Christ , she actually makes Bush look articulate by comparison.  I think Betty’s right , some witch cast a spell on her and is forcing her to channel Marge Gunderson.

Hey, that pile of rocks in my yard resents that remark!

All rocks, everywhere, resents that remark.

This just in from “Mama Jane,” the “witch” Pastor Muthee ran outta town back in Kenya:

Bubble, bubble,
Toilet trouble
Reduce McCain’s campaign to rubble.

Eye of newt,
Hair of toad,
Make Sarah Palin
A heavy load.

Eyebrow of dog,
Dusty old bone,
Make Sarah Palin
Stupid as a stone.

It appears to be working…

Hey Sarah, you know who really helps people come together and rebuild after disasters—manmade, natural or otherwise?

COMMUNITY FUCKING ORGANIZERS! That’s who.

I think I’ve nailed it.

If I were McCain, I’d put the rocks back in the box, stat.

I stand corrected. I had thought she could not possibly sound any more stupid than she had before. Oh yeah, on behalf of rocks worldwide, I must protest any further comparisons with Palin.

Guh, guh, guh, HELP US! GET US OUTTA THIS SCREWED ALTERNATE REALITY!  I don’t want to live in an ongoing Saturday Night Live skit anymore - I want to go HOME, AUNTIE EM! 

Sorry, lost it there.  Will go walk dogs now and when I wake up tomorrow all will be well and the terrifying image of Sarah Palin as potential POTUS will be just a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, dream.  Right?  Right?