Sarah Palin: Null-Energy Blowback Generator or Unstoppable Psionic Powerhouse of FAIL?
Betty Cracker dubbed it the “Starburst Effect.”
Frank Rich seems to think it’s the GOP’s Golgotha.
My guess is that a massed, orchestrated Palin/Beck/Thompson/Gingrich/Santorum/Bachmann endorsement for select local- and state-race Radical Throwbacks will have substantially the same effect as a radioactive handshake—a warm, tingly sensation followed by a paradoxically euphoric form of organ liquefaction and full-body carmelization.
Whether candidates like Hoffman win or lose is academic, since individually they are powerless. The fun part is going to be watching even unengaged voters recoil when they finally realize that the “We the People” wing of Branch Davidian Teabaggery is even creepier than Time Cube.
UPDATE: Thanks to this Mandy McMoosekill Facebook post, independent candidate for NJ Governor Chris Daggett will probably be the next President of Alaska:
Despite what candidate Chris Daggett is claiming, I have never contacted him or his campaign. I have never asked him to drop out of the NJ Governor’s race. Now, if a politician is going to play loose with facts like this, the electorate needs to know it.
So, to the good people of New Jersey, please know that Daggett’s claims are false. I’ve never even suggested he should drop out of the race. But, come to think of it…
Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 11/01/09 at 01:27 PM • Permalink
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