that’s my favorite picture of the empty-headed lassie. it’s back from when she had to cram for johnny mac’s straight talk exams. she never got it done and now she doesn’t have to. it’s fun having her out on the loose. she’s capable of anything…..

Democrats will be hiring Sarah to come to their states and stump - for their Republican opponents.

The only “Conservative Democrats” who like her are those already selling hate, Murphy PAC and PUMA Lite Siskind.

Anyone else would not want to be seen in a mile of her.

When she announced she was stepping down, I mistakenly assumed that was merely a prudent feint in advance of her extended tour of countries that don’t have reciprocal extradition treaties with the US.

Clearly, though, this is an individual who actually believes she possesses all of the epochal significance and Olympian leadership capabilities that John McCain’s PR staff hastily fabricated for her between rounds of Gilbey’s and fevered adjustments to their professional resumes and short-term career plans.

This is like Kevin Federline offering free downloads of his music, as a gift of love to a world in need of healing.

In other words, Palin will do anything to anything to get back in front of the cameras. If no one is dumb enough to take her up on a career-ending offer she’ll run over to CNN to whine about how that “partisan stuff” is making people so mean.

“And if there’s even a little crack of light, I’ll hope to plow through it.”

Leaving the coroner to figure out how the woman drove a plow through her right ear to her left.

When asked whether that meant she would support Conservative Democrats against Liberal Democrats in Democratic primaries, then campaign in the general elections for the much more Conservative Republicans who would inevitably be running against the Conservative Democrats she had previously endorsed—

—or, if, in fact she intended to campaign only for Conservative Democrats who were running unopposed by Conservative Republicans in conservative districts, but were nonetheless facing stiff challenges from Green Party, Communist or Discordian candidates—

—or, if she planned to exclusively campaign for Conservative Democrats in races where the Conservative Republican candidate was gay, Hispanic, pro-gay, pro-abortion, under indictment or currently the subject of ethics investigations—

—or if she would preferentially support a Female Conservative Republican candidate even if that person was running against a Female Conservative Liberal Democrat who is better on energy policy, guns and DOMA, but shaky on abortion, fiscal responsibility and missile defense…

...the Governor smiled thoughtfully, and burst into flames.

This is like Kevin Federline offering free downloads of his music, as a gift of love to a world in need of healing.

Damn…that *IS* the analogy winner of the week!  LOL!  I’m totally stealing that to use.

Man, StrangeAppar8us - you are always good, but you were really on a roll here.  I thought your Federline analogy rocked…but then you totally one-upped yourself with your “When asked whether that meant she would support Conservative Democrats against Liberal Democrats” analysis…

MAJOR KUDOS (again) to you, sir!  ROTFL!!!  I think I’m going to cut/paste and post your comments to everyone I can.  Absolutely brilliant!