Mrs. Polly—don’t you remember that the Palinista knows what’s like to be a minority because Todd is 1/765th Eskimo?

Red and yellow, black and white, this message is precious in all our sights.

Oh balls, did she really paraphrase “Jesus Loves the Little Children”?

Palin’s own father says she left because she was uncomfortable around Asians and Pacific Islanders: “They were a minority type thing,” her father says, “and it wasn’t glamorous, so she came home.”

Her dad is obviously a card-carrying member of the National Association for the Accusation of Courageous Patriots.

I like it that about 1/3 of the commenters respond that the NAACP is racist.

Well obviously the NAACP are the true racists.  Everyone knows after Obama got elected it is truly the whites who are the oppressed minority, and this is a travesty as there are more of them and they have the best ideas.

Black Panthers
Vote Fraud
Kill Crackas!
Voter Intimidation
ACORN
Kill Crackas!
DOJ Whistleblower
NASA Outreach to Muslims
Obama Hates Jews
Kill Crackas!
“Community Organizer”
“Increased Intensity”
Frank Marshall Davis
Corrupt Census
Kill Crackas!
“Typical White Person”
“The Police Acted Stupidly”
“God DAMN America!”
Kill Crackas!
Screwy Louie Farrakhan
Obama Is “Paying Back” Whites
Affirmative-Action President
Michelle’s Butt
Kill Crackas!
ACORN
Middle-Class Taxes = Reparations
Half of Americans Live Off the Other Half
Kill Crackas!

This has been another edition of “Your Wingnut Radio Digest,” for 14 July 2010.

In the decades that our families have blended, I have never heard one proud, patriotic member judge another member based on skin color.

They’re all fucking pink!

Actually, the Tea Party movement dissuades me from joining the Tea Party movement or listening to the message of Tea Party Americans.  But I can be funny that way.

I’ve spent time in Alaska, have family there, and I can attest that the fact of intermarriage with the indigenous people has done precious little to mute the racism of its white settlers. 

They mostly seethe with resentment at all the benefits “those people” receive, even if they’re married to one of “those people,” like my mom, whose second husband was half native, but who manages to bring up something that natives get for “free” that white people don’t on practically every phone conversation.

The only purpose of such an unfair accusation of racism is to dissuade good Americans from joining the Tea Party movement or listening to the common sense message of Tea Party Americans who simply want government to abide by our Constitution, live within its means, and not borrow and spend away our children’s futures. Red and yellow, black and white, this message is precious in all our sights.

Let me try this.  The tea parties accusations of socialism prevents good Americans from joining with the democrats to fix the shit people in the tea party did.

Seriously, they demand to do whatever the fuck they want with no consequences.  When they are accused of something they cry persecution despite the fact that their entire movement is based on people accusing others of horrible misdeeds worthy of jail or death.

Taking a line out of that favorite hymn/childhood indoctrination song “Jeebus lubs the l’tl childrens of the world”; that is a dog whistle that even the stupidist Xtianist will pick up on, but it isn’t like they aren’t already full invested at this point. 

I simply have to mention the topmost Goggle Ads advert in the upper right side of Rumproast:

The Blue Dress Party? (the party of lies!) Tea bagger unite! 

I just gotta say wow.

TeaBaggers of America:

“We’re Not Racists!”

The actual children of those TeaBaggers:

“Um, yeah, you are.”

What’s wrong with being racy? I mean there’s no ...

The Kwittin’ Image

If that didn’t take a decent amount of effort to come up with, I hate you.