Sarah the Dipshit

Dipshit Alert

From CNN:

Taking “Joe the plumber” wordplay to an unprecedented new level, Sarah Palin on Monday dubbed Barack Obama “Barack the Wealth Spender” for his plan to offer tax credits to lower and middle-income wage earners.

Palin revealed the new moniker at an outdoor rally in Grand Junction, Colorado, where she also introduced a new working-class hero into the ever-expanding pantheon of “Joe the plumber”-types who oppose to Obama’s tax plan.

His name? Tito Munoz, christened by Palin as “Tito the builder.” [...]

“Tito explained that he’s an immigrant from Colombia and he also had this reminder for us,” Palin continued. “He says, quote, ‘Everything is possible in America. I made it.’”

Palin said Munoz isn’t the only worker standing up against Obama — other taxpayers like “Phil the bricklayer” and “Rose the teacher” can expect to have their “dreams dashed by the Obama tax increase.”

“So tell me,” Palin asked. “Do we have any Joe the Plumbers in the house? So all these Joe the plumbers in the house, it doesn’t sound like you are supporting Barack the Wealth Spender in this elections.”

Who will McCain or Palin tout next? Thomas the Tank Engine?

MORE: Oh man, I’d love it if someone showed up at a McCain or Palin rally with an “I’m ‘Thomas the Tank Engine’” sign. Anyone wanna make my day? They’ll never rally in New York, so I can’t do it myself. You can make a rally sign at McCain’s campaign site, but so far they’ve rejected everything I’ve submitted.

UPDATE: Well, I got one through.

Posted by Kevin K. on 10/21/08 at 10:20 AM • Permalink

Categories: News • Politics • Election '08 • St. McSame • Nutters • Sarah Palin • Skull Hampers •

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I hate to break it to Sarah the Inarticulate Jackass, but Betty the Underpaid Hack is “supporting Barack the Wealth Spender in this elections.”

In comparison to Palin, George W. Bush sounds like a silver-tongued intellectual giant. Honest to godz, I didn’t think such a thing was even possible.

Comment by Betty Cracker on 10/21/08 at 10:47 AM

In comparison to Palin, George W. Bush sounds like a silver-tongued intellectual giant. Honest to godz, I didn’t think such a thing was even possible.

No shit , I didn’t think it was possible to make Bush look articulate , but Sarah the Faux Populist Assnugget has done a remarkable job. The thing is , I always knew the Lil’Boot’s Texas twang was an affectation , and I figure that he’s not so much stupid as intellectually lazy , but Mooselini is the real deal , a charismatic mental midget driven by ambition and religious insanity.

Comment by Speedy on 10/21/08 at 11:31 AM

I thought ‘Phil The Klansmen’ would be approved, but apparently they want me to pick up the sign at an actual rally instead of emailing it to me…probably to verify I’m an actual KKK member?

Comment by LG on 10/21/08 at 11:42 AM

I caught part of something on the news yesterday where McCain was with a group of supporters yelling out their professions as being “Joe the Plumber"ish and he was repeating them back. The two that caught my attention were “pediatrician” and “land developer”. Huh? I actually have both pediatricians and land developers as clients and they do lots, lots better than Joe the Plumber. Obama actually would raise their taxes. But McCain didn’t appear to be listening to what they actually said just shouting it out along with “teacher”, “electrician” or whatever. So I guess I could put in for one that says “Marin the Land Developer”.

Comment by marindenver on 10/21/08 at 11:49 AM

What, no mention of “Joe Meatball,” “Johnny Lunchbucket” or “Susie Housecoat?”

Comment by MBenz on 10/21/08 at 12:30 PM

I’m gonna be Blue the Baker .... or ... Blue the Big Dicked male escort ... or ... Blue the Little Engine That Decided The Hill was Too high and went home and drank beer and watched the game on TV ....

The possibilities are endless ...

Comment by HumboldtBlue on 10/21/08 at 12:30 PM

Or, as Montgomery C. Burns said, “Charlie Clock Punch”.

Comment by Ripley on 10/21/08 at 01:02 PM

Bob The Builder?

Jeff Gannon the Male Escort?

Bill Gates the President of Microsoft?

Zombie Tony Snow the Ghost Of Christmas Past?

Comment by Tom65 on 10/21/08 at 01:13 PM

By the way, I wonder if they vetted Tito

Comment by Tom65 on 10/21/08 at 01:15 PM

“Do we have any Joe the Plumbers in the house? So all these Joe the plumbers in the house, it doesn’t sound like you are supporting Barack the Wealth Spender in this elections.”

ALL UR PLUMBERS R BELONG TO US.

Comment by hunger tallest palin on 10/21/08 at 01:35 PM

I wanted to create a tribute to Warren Zevon AND offer up a comment on the GOP’s lust for permanent war and imperialism by using “Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner,” but it was too long to fit. Oh well!