Sarah’s Memorial Day Ruined by Media Firestorm She Ignited

Palin doesn’t understand why taking covert pictures of Joe McGinnis, accusing him of being a peeping pedophile who wants to see her daughters naked and publishing it all on a Facebook page that has 1.5 million Friends is such a big fucking media deal. (Not to mention simultaneously shopping her story to Beck and Hannity, just to make sure everybody heard her.)

When in doubt, be an irresponsible media-hogging Professional Victim, cry “Wolf!” to your rabid fan-base of Slingblade Ninjas, run for the shadows, blame the media for what you started, then cower behind Family and Patriotism:

And it’s a shame that Todd and I had another disappointing encounter with the media on Memorial Day of all days. It was time that we could have spent with our kids and on a day when we honor those who have died in defense of our Constitution, including our freedom of the press.

Bite me, Sarah. You’ll be President when OJ Simpson replaces Dr. Phil.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 06/01/10 at 04:04 PM • Permalink

Categories: Politics • Nutters • Sarah Palin •

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“Slingblade Ninjas”—hahahaha!

Is there anyone she won’t use as a meat shield? Her own kids are obviously employed in that manner non-stop. Now dead soldiers too? Shameless, flag-humping nitwit. Go eat a bowl of star-spangled dicks.

Comment by Betty Cracker on 06/01/10 at 04:23 PM

Ummm ... just for the record Sarah, you insufferable piece of shit, the last time Americans had to defend the Constitution Robert Lee was chasing Yankees from Virginia.

Since then, you clueless fucking grifter, our men and women have been sent to kill and be killed because of either another nation’s aggressiveness (Germany, twice) or at the orders of people who thought we should police the world (Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon) or just because they wanted to ensure their fucking oil profits remained untouched (the entire fucking Bush clan).

So here’s a tip from a veteran you shallow, stupid and viciously ignorant trollop, have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.