Save Us From The New Agenda, Martha!

The New Agenda’s hacktacular Amy Siskind has a piece up at HuffPo that is remarkably dishonest—even by her lofty standards of mendacity. In the dramatically titled “Save Us Martha!”, Siskind implores Massachusetts senate candidate Martha Coakley to abandon her principles and commit political suicide by coming out against the senate health care bill. Why? To “save” women, of course:

As we know, unlikely bedfellows are uniting in opposition to Obama’s health care reform. Independent bloggers who oppose health care reform see MA Republican candidate Scott Brown as their best hope to shoot it down. Former Hillary Clinton supporters who were pro-Coakley last month, now are signing up to phone bank for Republican Scott Brown here and here in an effort to defeat health care. Even a lifelong women’s advocate informed me this week that she was backing Brown to shoot down Stupak/Nelson. Strange days indeed.

Which is why Martha Coakley should seize on this moment. Coakley should change her position and run against health care reform. In doing so, not only will she cement a win in Massachusetts, but also establish herself as a modern day Eleanor Roosevelt at a time when women are desperate for leadership.

Yes, we poor dears are always damsels in distress sorely in need of damsel-led rescues on Planet Siskind. And who are the influential “independent bloggers” supporting Cosmo boy Scott Brown? PUMA hate sites Texas Darlin, Hillbuzz and No Quarter. Yeah, Coakley should totally throw her lot in with those political sages. I mean, they have such an impressive track record of cementing electoral victories, do they not?

Color me surprised that Siskind would label these PUMA haters “independent bloggers” and treat them as if they had a valid point rather than upbraiding them for supporting a man over TNA darling Coakley.  Didn’t Siskind recently imply that Nancy Pelosi was a traitor to her sex for supporting Coakley’s male primary opponent? Why yes, yes she did. But it’s okay if fellow dead-enders do it. Glad we cleared that up.

So why does Siskind think Coakley needs to “save” women from the senate health care bill? As usual, her arguments are misleading and contradictory. She cites an “open letter” to the president written by 10 wingnut women congresscritters, including Michele Bachmann. The letter is entitled “Dear Mr. President: Your Policies Are Damaging Women the Most,” which is pure catnip for the TNA kitties. But it’s really just recycled teabagger nonsense dressed up in pumps and lace to appeal to brainless dead-enders like Siskind (mission accomplished, Ms. Bachmann!).

It features idiotic railing about the fictitious gubmint takeover of health care (if only!) and the deleterious effects of cap and trade. Some crap about the controversial mammogram screening guidelines (the ones developed by an independent panel) are thrown in to make it seem as if Obama is personally restricting coverage for those procedures via the health care bill. All of which is 100% bullshit.

The other objection? Possible restrictions on choice in the bill. Look, none of us are totally happy about the senate bill. I’m pretty confident in asserting that 100% of my co-bloggers here would love to see the Stupak/Nelson influence expunged, and if Coakley wins, I’m sure she’ll be a stalwart ally in the effort to keep choice available.

But it’s more than a little rich for Siskind to squawk about it in the very same piece in which she cites a claque of wingnut congresswomen who reflexively recoil and hiss “baby killer!” every time they hear the word “choice.” Strange bedfellows indeed.

HuffPo readers who aren’t aware of Siskind’s PUMA roots and disingenuous M.O. could be forgiven for their confusion as she vacillates wildly on the choice issue—proclaiming one day that Roe v. Wade is a tool used to keep women barefoot and (not) pregnant in the Democratic Party kitchen and then next that Obama is in somehow in league with Stupak and Nelson to sell women down the river by watering down the sacred right to an abortion.

But for those of us who have followed her pathetic attempts to mainstream PUMA as the new feminism, it’s just another day in the bile mine. Anyway, I hope and trust Ms. Coakley will have the good sense to ignore her.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 01/08/10 at 08:16 AM • Permalink

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also establish herself as a modern day Eleanor Roosevelt at a time when women are desperate for leadership.

Wow. History is so devoid of examples of female leadership Sissykind has to reach all the way back to E. Roosevelt. No wonder the ladies are so desperate.

Given Siskind’s totally ineffectual “activism”, I’d say Coakley probably doesn’t give a shit what she says.

I just checked out Coakley’s extensive endorsements page, and I didn’t see any mention of The New Agenda. EMILY’s List, NOW, National Women’s Political Caucus and The Feminist Majority—yes. The New Agenda—no.

Hmmm. It’s almost as if she doesn’t know they exist. Can that be? After all, as Strange noted, TNA has claimed credit for every advance in women’s issues since the elimination of cross bars on bicycles. How can Coakley ignore such a monumental player? It must be an oversight.

Amy’s concept of Feminist Activism is to set fire to a bag lady, point at the nearest man, yell “He did this to us, and here’s my Paypal membership sign-up URL for The New Agenda.”

By all means, Coakley should listen to Amy, oppose HCR and lose the election. Then Amy can complain about how the Patriarchy destroys female candidates, and what a woman-hating prick Scott Brown is.

Victory through suicide! Oppress yourself so men can’t!

I’m really looking forward to watching Siskind tie herself in knots trying to explain why backing Huckabee or Romney or Pawlenty is the right feminist move, if one of those gents beats Palin for the GOP nomination in 2012.  You know she’ll say that, even after singing the praises of Palin all through primary season.  She won’t care that her goddess was beaten, she won’t care that a man beat her, she won’t care that the victorious man opposes everything one could define as feminism (unlike Obama).  If that happens, her work is going to be a better gymnastics exhibition than anything at the Summer Olympics.

Does Amy Siskind get paid for her HuffPo columns? I can’t imagine that she does, but does someone more knowledgeable in blog-o-nomics have any clue?

Gimmieabreak, I’m looking at you here.

Lord, I hope not, RubberNecker. She’s the most godawful hack of a writer in addition to being an absurd PUMA tool. (It’s SHOO-IN, goddamnit, not “shoe in”!)

Does Amy Siskind get paid for her HuffPo columns? I can’t imagine that she does, but does someone more knowledgeable in blog-o-nomics have any clue?

Very few of the writers at HuffPo get paid outside of staff members (Sam Stein, etc.). I guarantee Siskind doesn’t, but she may very well get paid by the Daily Beast.

I concur with KK.  HuffPo does not pay except for Stein, Linkins, etc.  I’m 99% sure that the Daily Beast pays.

That’s what I figured. That column was just so weak that it felt like she was on a deadline and spit out whatever contrarianist crap she could think of first.

What if everything you think you know about politics and feminism is wrong!? Look at this independent blogger Texas Darlin! What if paste is a healthy and delicious alternative to food!?

The PUMAs, like the teabaggers, don’t have any identifiable ideology except being anti-Obama.  Together they blend into the ever present, irritating background noise.

The PUbagger Movement is to politics what dark matter is to the universe; we know it’s there but we don’t know what it’s good for.

Betty, we have a twofer: Siskind’s usual dishonest linking has Ellen Malcolm stepping down “seemingly in disgust.”

The “seemingly” links to good ol’ Ham Janequist! Who dishonestly interprets a straightforward Wapo article about Malcolm stepping down thusly:

Here, let me translate for you:

“Every single person we elected is determined to vote for the biggest setback to abortion rights in my lifetime, and I don’t want to be here and eat shit for it from big donors when it happens.”

That’s Ham Janequist putting her own dizzyingly, um, interpretive? spin in a faux-Malcolm blockquote, and Siskind linking to it as if it were a primary source.

It’s like the Teacup ride at Disney! Just more nauseating.

In case it never makes it past moderation, I dropped a turd on Siskins piece of shit:

I could not stop laughing when I saw this from Siskind:

“Independent bloggers who oppose health care reform see MA Republican candidate Scott Brown as their best hope to shoot it down.”

The link on “Independent bloggers” goes to one “Texas Darlin” who’s blog was ground zero for the BIRTHER movement.  Ms. Darlin’ had to shutter her blog once when her “forensic document expert”, TECHDUDE, was discredited from one end of earth to the other (even by other birfers) on his pronouncements regarding Obama’s birth certificate.

So yes, ladies, in addition the rest of the usual Siskind tripe in this article, please take wisdom from birther, PUMA and hate blogs noted by the author.  Please also note the “Open Letter” to Obama from Republican Congresswomen was from, Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers, Rep. Marsha Blackburn, Rep. Sue Myrick, Rep. Candice Miller, Rep. Michele Bachmann, Rep. Kay Granger, Rep. Ginny Brown-Waite, Rep. Shelley Moore Capito, Rep. Mary Bono Mack, & Rep. Lynn Jenkins.

I know that I’ll surely take the lead from Texas Darlin’ and and Michele Bachmann.  Won’t you?

Arianna, lose this hack, please!

Great comment, Gimme, which is why I’ll be shocked if it ever leaves moderation. I’m not sure how moderation works at HuffPo, but Siskind’s amen sistahs are allowed to shit all over her detractors in the most personal, nonsensical manner imaginable whereas I can post on any HuffPo thread except Siskind’s, no matter how politely, logically and non-profanely I frame my responses to her posts. If she doesn’t moderate directly, she must be allowed certain preemptive strikes, I guess.

gimme, it’s not there yet. It’s a shame Huffpo readers won’t be reliving the exquisitely amusing defrocking of TECHDUDE! Now that would be worth reliving.

I’ve sometimes had luck on Amy’s threads, sometimes not. She definitely has some say, but either she has to go to sleep sometime, or else there’s a limit to how much she can cancel.

If you ever find yourself in the same bar as a Huffpo regular (Jason Linkins? Wouldn’t that be fun?), you might ask if he/she knows what goes on in there.

I also left a comment:

“Go again for a stronger bill?” With the massive influx of progressives into Congress once Ms. Siskind and Ms. Hamsher get the traitors like Bernie Sanders who voted for the bill thrown out of office?

Ms. Siskind’s “independent bloggers” are the usual suspects who have not gotten past the 2008 primaries, including the place where she cross-posts, an appalling, r.acist site called “No Quarter,” home of the “Whitey Tape” smear against Michelle Obama. The healthcare bill is simply the latest in for Siskind, whose citation of a letter written by rabid anti-choicers like Michelle Bachmann should tell you that she actually isn’t doing this out of a concern for reproductive choice.

Her link concerning Ellen Malcolm’s “seeming” intent is also questionable; it leads to a highly interpretive, to put it as charitably as possible, post by Grover Norquist’s new BFF, Jane Hamsher, who spins a straightforward WaPo article about Malcolm into a small pile of ordure which is hardly enough to fertilize either Siskind’s or Hamsher’s contentions.

Brava, Mrs. P! The ordure metaphor alone warrants inclusion, and I’d think so even if I didn’t agree 100%.

Thanks, Betty, but after I typed that I realized that both Hamquist and Siskind’s contentions tend to be self-fertilizing.

...because it’s true.

Comment by ts on 01/08/10 at 01:49 PM

There are only about 9 comments at Siskind’s heap of drivel right now—and at least two of them are from her Official Fluffer, DumbDumbDora.

Glix summed it up so perfectly, it bears repeating:

The PUMAs, like the teabaggers, don’t have any identifiable ideology except being anti-Obama.  Together they blend into the ever present, irritating background noise.

The PUbagger Movement is to politics what dark matter is to the universe; we know it’s there but we don’t know what it’s good for.

ALSO:

I think more of you should also post your comments directly to Arianna. 

For one, you might get a better chance of them actually being posted and two, you have a better chance of getting PUMA-stink Siskind shit-canned from the site if enough disgust and outrage is directed to Arianna’s attention.

I don’t think my comment will survive either:

R*publican ratf*cking wh*re.

I did obscure all the obscenities.

Allan, you’re just too damn subtle.

Hey TS, I just wanted to say thanks for posting that link to Comedy.com’s HuffPo parody. Glad you liked it!

mee-ouch! jealous much, dear?

I’m sure that someday somebody will take you seriously enough to publish your insights. Logrolling doesn’t count!

Oh, and don’t you fret about Ms Coakley’s good sense. After all, she wasn’t pwned in ‘08

Just sandwiching myself in here between Useless Walmart Trollbot theone/godisayankeefan 2.0’s first attempt at a troll and the next - quite possibly identical - one.

Troll Power Tip: Try waiting a day or so before tagging on to the end of a thread with some random comment you think is smart but makes you look like an utter arse, godisayankeefan.

What if paste is a healthy and delicious alternative to food!?

Your cruel mockery of Ralph Wiggum will come back to haunt you!

Does the defective Walmart troll imagine that I’m jealous of Siskind? Really? Siskind?!? If I were going to choose someone to envy, I can assure you it would not be a bitter, hackish, obscure, whining PUMA failbot like Siskind. I’d pick someone cool, smart and funny—an actual feminist like Katha Pollitt, maybe. At any rate, someone capable of inspiring more competent trolls.

gyf has discovered your deepest desire, Betty. You may as well confess.

You hate yourself for being able to construct coherent arguments. You cringe at your well-constructed sentences, you shudder each time you see that once again your nouns and verbs agree. Late at night you clutch your tear stained pillow and wonder why you lack the talent to leave the English language bloodied and twitching when you’re through with it.

Go on. Let it all out. You think it’s so unfair that Amy can’t bash two sentences together without sounding like a boring drunk half-way through his third bottle of MD 20/20. While no matter how hard you try, sane people find you witty and engaging (have another tissue, dear). You know you’ll never ever ever achieve the dull, disconnected style that drops, like lumps of lead, from Siskind’s fingertips, where it will be licked clean by PUMAs and cradled in the soft downy embrace of HuffGlue’s strictly moderated blog.

There, there Betty. There, there.

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