Oh my...

Defacing the flag in honor of the inauguration of Barack Obama?

Well, don’t you dare question their patriotism.

That would be…unpatriotic. (Hat tip: Inside Charm City)


US Flag Code: “The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature.”

This is the latest OUTRAGE (pop your eyes out when you read that) exposed by not-unhinged Michelle Malkin. That’s quite a reach for even Mr. Fantastic, who Malkin clearly isn’t. If this inanity is getting her worked up, these next four years are going to be more fun than I ever imagined.

Oh, and btw, thank gosh this dude didn’t show up in Baltimore, because when it comes to disrespecting the flag, he makes these “Obama trolls” look like rank amateurs:

bush & flag

bush & flag

bush & flag

bush & flag

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The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever.

..except when Malkin’s propaganda outlet of choice, Fox News, uses it in practically all of their advertising and chyrons.

The next 8 years are gonna be interesting.

This really irks me, just like everything else in my life.

Yeah, the buzz about the wingersphere is predictably OMGOMGOMG!  That One is already defacing the flag!

Well… bush had his own flags… here…

German police baffeled by Bush poo-flags

Comment by mimi on 01/18/09 at 12:40 PM

Cracks me up.  The only reason Michelle Malkin has a job is because she can blow the hot air to a slightly lesser degree than Ann Coulter, while feeding the appetite of all of those closet Asian fetishists that exist within the ranks of Conservative Christians.

Loved the Washington Post headline over an article about pissy reactions by young NY conservatives to the inaugural festivities: 

It’s Your Party, And I’ll Cry If I Want To.

Do you call the cops when the neighbours have a party, Michelle?  Because I’ll bet they don’t invite you.

What’s really sad is that no one loves the malkin thing enough to do an intervention.

Loved the German Bush Poo Flag article!!!

Scrape this, asshole.

Idiot Assplow…

Scrape this, asshole.

Idiot Assplow…


Off Topic, but… this is fun.

“There are many laughable ninnies who want to stir up one part of the population against another. One—Ms. Darraugh Murphy—is so sententious, she deserves special mention. What follows is a series of remarks addressed to the readers of this letter and to Murphy herself. Given a choice of having her weaken family ties or having my bicuspids extracted sans Novocaine, I would embrace the pliers, purchase some Polident Partials, and call it a day.”

If you don’t like the text upon first run, just hit back and run it again.  and again. 

OK.  Admittedly, I am easily amused.

Comment by mimi on 01/18/09 at 03:04 PM

Scrape this, asshole.

Idiot Assplow…
Comment by Paleo Pat on 01/18/09 at 03:39 PM

That’s a fun satirical site you have there, Mr. Pat, but I think Jon Swift does that whole schtick a whole lot better.

Everybody drop by PoliticalByline.

It’s the sort of crazy-fucked-up-wackadoodle “patriot” site that makes you want to re-up your subscription to Workers Vanguard, just to piss them off.

These people are not coping well with irrelevance.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 01/18/09 at 03:11 PM

If you don’t like the text upon first run, just hit back and run it again.  and again.

OK.  Admittedly, I am easily amused.

Yes, I’ve had some fun with that one too, mimi.

But if they bring out an international version of the Twat-O-Tron from spEak You’re bRanes (modeled on actual responses on the UK Daily Mail’s “Have Your Say” comment reader blog), then the PUMAs and satirists like Mr. Pat could soon be out of a job: wat-o-tron/

Did you visit Paleo Pat’s blog? 

“Update #3: This Commie Liberal here [rumproast] calls us, who brought this to light… “scraping.”  I got two words for this Communist son of a bitch….. Scrape THIS! Communist tool….  Go worship your “Magic Negro”  Messiah and enjoy it. Because in 6 months, he’ll be the next asshole in the White House! You wait and see. Stupid liberal Ass plows. No brains, just follow the “O” and everything will be wonderful. Give. me. a. fucking. break. PLEASE!


Hint—Apparnetly it also does predictions:

Added: undefined, 18 January, 2009, 20:18 GMT


BNP for UK Liverpool


OK. Two things, then supper. (1) It’s based on the BBC‘s “Have Your Say” comment blog. (2) I can’t type apparently. I’m now quitting while I’m behind.

You wait and see.

“Oh, and nonny-nonny boo-boo, you degenerate Commie Scum.”

I smell big “Mommy” issues with this guy.

So what exactly is an “assplow”.  I know that someone thinks Kevin is one, but I’m not conjuring up a relation in my brain.

Thanks freakingbrit.  Great little tool.

ooooh.  Kevin.  At Gimmeabreak’s comment, I had to look up assplow.  Not on Google define.  Not in  But, entry exists at

Too funny.

A lot of the “manly-patriot” blog operators use “ass” insults because, well, you know.

Ok, I looked at assplow on urban dictionary - thanks Mimi.  I don’t know Kevin personally, but I suppose we could check with his wife.

Denial is a powerful thing.

“Only the homophobic men showed an increase in penile erection to male homosexual stimuli. The groups did not differ in aggression. Homophobia is apparently associated with homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies.”

Better to resort to name calling and hate.  Macho Men.  bah.  And… more ass insults.

Comment by mimi on 01/18/09 at 03:50 PM

“while feeding the appetite of all of those closet Asian fetishists that exist within the ranks of Conservative Christians.”

And by that.. you clearly mean… Republicans who like a woman that they can turn around and mistake for an 8 year old boy.

I don’t know Kevin personally, but I suppose we could check with his wife.

OK, I’ll do it.

Dear Chris,
On behalf of the community, we are requesting your honest opinion as to whether Kevin could properly be characterized as an “Assplow”.  Pls refer to
definition at UrbanDictionary for clarification as needed.

Yrs trly
mdenver for the greater Rumproast Community

BTW I am ordering my own set of little GWB flags and will now be taking them with me every time I walk my dogs . . .

Heck, I might get some Sarah Palin flags too!

Paleo Pat has posted a couple comments from dissenters, along with their email address and I.P.  Oh… and included his “assplow” reference. f-what-will-get-you-banned-from-commenting-on-this-blog/

Comment by mimi on 01/18/09 at 04:48 PM

Pat sez:

It’s going to be a long four to eight years.

Damn straight, Sally.

Well, we need to finally get an consitutional amendment about this, including flag burning.  Since there is no other pressing issues at this time, so this would serve as nice distraction from our idyllic life.

Hey kids, guess who is accusing Obama of suppressing free speech? ous-left/

What incredible irony!

Pat posts dissenters’ Email addresses? That’s right gentlemanly. Every particle what I’d expect from what we’ve seen of him so far. Of course, Kevin has Pat’sEmail….

42 hours and 26 minutes. An image of Ayn Rand has been discovered weeping real tears, and the American Heritage Institute has yawned and yielded up its dead, some of whom could be heard ordering G&Ts;at the Watergate bar.

Sheesh. I should stay away from italics and any punctuation mark more complicated than a comma.

Wow.  that paleo pat is a real piece of work.  I left a comment over there saying he might need to check his meds, and he told me to back off, so then I called him patricia, and here’s what he sent me back:

I’ve got your damned IP address. If you don’t want me to contact your ISP and shut you down. You’d better back off.

Further more, if you don’t want me to announce your IP address, along with some other personal information that my blog collects, you’d best go the fuck away.

-Paleo Pat

Now that is some industrial grade wingnuttery!

Toby, he posted your comment and your e-mail, url and whois (what is that?) over there too, cackled wildly, and said he had banned you.  What a complete asshole.

Yeah, he did post your IP and the email you gave him.

He’s pretty candid in his “About Me” concerning meds he says he takes for ADHD (it certainly fits with his ideas about site design). Unless he IS a satirist, that could maybe explain some sensitivity on the subject.

He’s obviously feels betrayed by both of the major parties, and at least a few of the minor ones.

He really should be a PUMA.

Hmm, last I checked, boring GOP-ites like the even more boring Polo brand ‘fashion’ which makes heavy use of the flag.  Is anyone complaining about this?

Wow.  double wow.  I didn’t read his ‘about’ section.  Why would I.

What a punk.

I was down in DC today for that concert, and those flags were being sold by a bunch of people.  They’re clearly not “official” inauguration stuff, just one of thousands of products with his face on them being sold by sidewalk vendors trying to make a buck.

Of course, black people making money is also offensive to most wingnuts like Malkin.

I guess this is what made him really mad:

t4toby Says:
January 18th, 2009 at 4:23 pm

You are a sensitive little twit, aren’t you, Patricia?

Censorship is closer to the Soviets and the Nazis that Obama.

If you are so firm in your beliefs, what are you afraid of?

Typo and all.

I’d suggest leaving him be.

People with ADHD have enough to be going on with (even if it’s well controlled through meds), and ... well, from past experience, let’s just say it’s not a great idea to get their attention online in a riley-up way.

well, from past experience, let’s just say it’s not a great idea to get their attention online in a riley-up way.

Brit, sounds like you’ve got an interesting story to tell . . . ?

Well, and did I ever tell you that I’m 3/4 brit w/ my one grandma from Yorkshire, my other from Wales, and my grandda from Devon so you can tell me anythin, sure I won’t spread it around!

(true biography).

Only from the trenches of my music-making forum days.

If you think the PUMAs can be persistent ...

Do you know what part of wales?

No, wish I did.  But she died about 20 years ago.  Been to GB a couple of times to “find the roots” but my family names (Edmunds, Cornish and Thomas) are so common it was a bit of a joke!

Thomas - Oh dear. That would be a problem! Welsh surnames in particular are a pain that way, for reasons explained here:

If you do a search on those surnames you mention using this link, it gives some interesting insights into the population density for those names you mentioned, and migration patterns within the UK.

Yes, you’re confirming what I had unofficially discovered about Thomas families in Wales.  And if you look in the phone book in any towns in Devon the name Edmunds goes on for pages.  So have not had success with the roots searches!  Nevertheless, I feel the connection closely and love the British Isles.  Don’t know when we’ll get over there again but hopefully sometime soon!


Thanks, Mimi that site is hysterical

A. I have full blown ADHD and I choose to self-medicate, to my life’s chagrin.

B.  Obviously I am done with that child.

C. I was born in London, and the Thomas name is very dominant in my family (My great-grandmother Thomas married my great-grandfather Thomas, and they weren’t related)

Small world, no?

Small world, no?

Absolutely! (And yes, I do know that ADHD can be a very broad spectrum - I just felt that least said, soonest mended up there ...).

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