See It Now
The plot to spit on the US Constitution and grind it to pulp under the boot-heel of socialism extends much, much further than even Glenn Beck suspects as he awakes from yet another sweaty nightmare, screaming about millipedes in his underwear.
You can’t trust anyone, not Paul Ryan, not even Michele Bachmann. Here’s what Bachmann said yesterday in a speech at the Republican Leadership Conference in New Orleans:
“This hasn’t been talked about very much – the president’s plan for senior citizens is Obamacare,” Ms. Bachmann told party activists here. She added, “I think very likely what the president intends is that Medicare will go broke and ultimately that answer will be Obamacare for senior citizens.”
Now, consider the following syllogism:
Major premise: “ObamaCare,” which provides government subsidies so citizens can buy health insurance from private insurers, is the Crown Jewel of Socialism.
Minor premise: “RyanCare,” which Bachmann supports, proposes funneling government dollars to senior citizens so they can purchase health insurance from private insurers.
Conclusion: RyanCare is a Jewel in Socialism’s Crown, and therefore its author Ryan and supporter Bachmann are socialists!

The logic is inescapable. If only Senator Joseph McCarthy were still with us to root out this Red Menace in Congress…
Posted by Betty Cracker on 06/18/11 at 08:14 AM • Permalink
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