Sentences I never thought I’d be reading #537

While doing “research” at Amazon:

I bought this as a replacement of my first automated litterbox, the Petmate Purrformat Plus XL.

Halp.  Don’t let my beloved cat Hubcap turn me into this. I beg of you.

Posted by Kevin K. on 03/06/09 at 12:13 PM • Permalink

Categories: Messylaneous

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When I brought that litter box home I got the “look ‘O disdain” from the better 2/3’s.

When it stalled and I was cleaning cat crap out of the tines before I threw it out I got “look ‘O toldyaso” from the better 2/3’s.

But the robe would look good on you, trust me.

I went to a cat show once.

*shudder*

I don’t see you as the socks-with-slippers type.

Hubcap is one of the handsomest felines I ever done seen.

I have yet to hear of any cat who used one of those mechanized boxes—and know from personal experience they are a total waste of money. Seriously, how difficult is it to clean a cat box once a day? If you are too lazy to scoop, then you should be wearing that hideous bathrobe. ; )

Our cat refuses to use our low tech box unless it’s 50 below and there’s 12 feet of snow on the ground with more pounding down like an invasion of fat alien snowmen. I’ve suggested to the better half that he demonstrate for our little angel precisely how to use her indoor plumbing. For some reason I was not taken seriously but I do make the suggestion whenever the weather’s poor and that cat hesitates about going out.

I will say our 19lb cat drops bigger dumps than I do, so your mileage might vary.

It’s a Schnauzer smorgasbord.

Kevin, I might be able to challenge your sentence, and raise you.

scooter said-

I wonder if the Cats’ drinking fountain needs a new carbon purification filter ?

Here is scooterFam’s ‘the white cat’ by the drinking fountain

This is the Drinkwell Platinum model, no shit, retail 75 bucks at better pet stores.

The DRINKWELL® PET FOUNTAIN is veterinarian designed and recommended by vet urinary specialists.

stop neglecting your beloved pets by forcing them to drink oxygen poor stagnant water.

I got this free-bee after IKE, it was an inventory fatality from a hoity toity pet store we picked up on one of our scavenger hunts.

It was so goddam ridiculous I had to have it.

The cats and ferrets love it, though.

Hubcap is one handsome guy.

Have you ever considered toilet-training him?

How To Toilet Train Your Cat

On a semi-related note, I discovered this past week that Whole Foods’ canned cat food is too rich for 16-year-old cats.  Discovered, as in, finding a trail of runny poop from the kitchen to the basement…

Comment by Tracy on 03/06/09 at 04:25 PM

Our friendly and polite Frank will only do #1 in the box.  We think he may be depositing his winter stink sticks under the neighbors deck but have yet to go on a cat shit hunt.

my gracie has two pans, one to poop, one to pee, both get cleaned every time she uses them (usually once a day) and refilled with one coffee mug of litter each (and i toss some baking soda in the bottom of the pan before i put new litter in).

i did this with my first cat for 16 yrs.  (well, she had one pan.)  no stinky cat pan.

if dogs could write the menu for a party, they’d definitely want cat poop hors d’oeuvres.

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