Serial Lying Liar Willard RMoney Lies his Way Through a Speech in Pennsylvania
and HindRocket sees starbursts.
By all accounts, Mitt Romney was sensational today in Pennsylvania. His theme was Barack Obama’s revelatory “you didn’t build that” speech. Over the lunch hour (here in the Midwest), Twitter was burning up with commentary from those who were watching Romney’s speech live. The commentary was unanimously euphoric. Romney spoke without teleprompter or notes, something Obama rarely does without getting into trouble. He was, everyone agreed, passionate and articulate. It seems that Obama’s attack on entrepreneurs and job creators, and his baldly stated conviction that everyone owes everything to government, was the spark that Romney needed. It will be interesting to see how his speech is reported on tonight.
Yes. Yes it will be. Very. Interesting.
Here, check out his sensationalamism for your very own selves:
Look at him getting all kinda, you know, choked up by the very audacity of his starbursty, lying, sheer assholiness of quoting Obama out of context to prove that Obummer hates success and he doesn’t want YOU to be successful!!11!!1
Why, the only thing stupider than that would be arguing that Obama’s claims that we need government to provide stuff like roads and bridges and cops and teachers and firefighters to give us the infrastructure to BE successful is so totally collectivism! But nobody would seriously be that stupid, right? Oh, wait. I forgot about Sippy Cupp. Oops.