She don’t need no steenking title!

In a Fox News appearance champion griftess Sarah Palin made shortly before she astonished and confounded followers by declining to seek the presidency, she declared that a silly old title like “president” was unnecessary to wield great influence over the direction of the country. Unshackled by the trappings of a campaign, Snowflake Snooki then traveled to South Korea to inform the South Koreans that freedom is good and Chinese might is worrisome.

This weekend, Palin will deliver equally profound wisdom at the following venue in Tupelo, Mississippi:

While it may look like a shuttered Linen’s ‘n Things outlet, this structure is actually the BancorpSouth Arena, which will soon host the Extraordinary Women Conference 2011. It appears to have ample parking, which is a good thing since the former half-term governor will be joined on the stage by several other world-shakers:

The event site doesn’t indicate who gets top billing, but hopefully Palin is the opener since there’s no reason to suspect the other ladies didn’t actually author the Jesus-themed Lifetime Movie specials and daily devotional tomes with which they are credited. Can a ribbon-cutting ceremony at the Yazoo Piggly-Wiggly be far behind?

[H/T: C4P]

Posted by Betty Cracker on 10/20/11 at 07:23 AM • Permalink

Categories: Politics • Election '12 • Election '08 • Bedwetters • Nutters • Sarah Palin • Teabaggery •

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Extraordinary Women exists to help draw women closer to the heart of God… everyday. Extraordinary Women is not just a Christian women’s event… it’s a lifestyle. We are excited that women attend our conferences, but we want more than just a few days with you. We want to be a part of your life!

Quelle Suprise.

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 10/20/11 at 08:44 AM

By Grabthar’s hammer, she’s never seen such savings!

Comment by Oblomova on 10/20/11 at 08:50 AM

I wonder if she’s getting “Amigo Money” to appear.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 10/20/11 at 09:08 AM

New meme on the Palin blogs: “Sarah is running in plain sight!”

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 10/20/11 at 09:45 AM

“Sarah is running in plain sight!”

So Joe McGinnis finally managed to flush her?

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 10/20/11 at 09:55 AM

And here I was thinking, after looking at the photos of the stars, that it was a convention for the Cure Wryneck Now! Foundation.

Comment by Janicket on 10/20/11 at 11:22 AM

While it may look like a shuttered Linen’s ‘n Things outlet…

Totally, or a re-purposed Piggly Wiggly.

By Grabthar’s hammer, she’s never seen such savings!

Dammit, beat me to it!

Comment by Tom65 on 10/20/11 at 11:42 AM

How did Christine O’Donnell’s publicist miss this?

Comment by drinking jim crow on 10/20/11 at 12:02 PM

And here I was thinking, after looking at the photos of the stars, that it was a convention for the Cure Wryneck Now! Foundation.

haha. Thanks for that.

Comment by HG Hay on 10/20/11 at 12:43 PM

Wonder if Palin will cite Tupelo as being the place where Elvis died?

I think I’m glad I’ve only heard of one of these women (and I wish I’d never heard of her).

Comment by elisabeth on 10/20/11 at 12:59 PM

Sarah spoke at the Extraordinary Women Conference in Lynchburgh, VA on the 8th.

It was magical.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 10/20/11 at 01:25 PM

If it was magical, Strange, she should be burned at the stake by the rest of the Big Hair Conference.

Comment by Pharmakeus Ubik on 10/20/11 at 01:34 PM

Huh, I wonder if I can join the extraordinary women’s club. I’m far too dim to be allowed into the league of libertarian gentlemen’s club that that guy who used to blog at BJ belongs to, and I’m too old for the Girl Scouts.

But I feel I make for a pretty extraordinary woman ... in a lot of ways! I mean, if I get any fatter I’ll soon be wearing a bro; I loooooovvvvveeee Cute Overload, I read Jezebel on a daily basis, I don’t own a “sexy watermelon, sexy diner-counter-lady or sexy meter maid” outfit and I have absolutely awesome hair! (really, I do, awesome hair, mom and pop did us well in that genetic department).

I adore women, try and engage them in meaningful conversation at every chance, I know just how douchey men are and can pass along some important tips for the Jesus-ladies when dealing with those uncomfortable sensations they get when a hunky man crosses their path and I can make a fucking outstanding sandwich.

I think I should attend.

Missssuppah is a ways off, however, and my car needs a tune-up and oil change.