She’s back…and she’s YOU!


Palin was so ON for this this weekend’s Tea Party of America event. Then Christine O’Donnell was invited. Then uninvited. Now re-invited. And Palin may be out. Or in. No one knows.

But make no mistake about it: The GOP is now the Grand O’Donnell Party. Even though Mittens crawled on bended knee to kiss Jim DeMint’s ass, Washington DC-fixture Dick Armey’s “grassroots” teabagger group is staging anti-Mittens protests in New Hampshire.

Scam of Newt
And pizza of Cain
Blimp of Paul
Over Romney reign

Froth of Santorum
Undies of Huntsman
Guitar of McCotter
Dash of the kill-Medicare plan

Screech of Bachmann
Ass cyst of Rush
A bag of tea
And a mouth of mush

For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

This will be the best GOP primary EVER. Hahahahaha!

Posted by Betty Cracker on 08/31/11 at 10:39 AM • Permalink

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I just love that cartoon! I used to get a big kick out of the cloud of hairpins she left behind when she whisked away.

I agree, this is going to be hilarious.

If Palin’s extraspecialsuperduperimportantgamechanging announcement about a run for office that’s been widely trumpeted by the Palinit(e)s happens at all, I reckon she might announce a run at the AZ seat in the US Senate. It’s a big “if.” It might cramp her style on the Fox gravy train, but then it and she seem to be growing tired of each other anyway.

She’s seen what Bachmann’s been able to do in sustaining media interest using the bully pulpit through being an actual officeholder rather than a hasbeen heckling from the sidelines, so she might want a little piece of that as she declines into old age.

She may or may not be making that announcement, Brit. Big fun in the new post upstairs.

PS: Nicely Shakespeared, Betty!

Romney will be President when Birham Wood to Dunsinane doth come. Unfortunately, his investment company had Birham Wood clear-cut to build a shopping mall.

This will be the best GOP primary EVER. Hahahahaha!

Was chided on the Book that is also a Face by some Republican friend of a friend for not getting to know what the various candidates and their positions in the upcoming R primaries before I began hatcheting away at them.

Which made me laaaaugh and laaaaugh. Oh, honey! I haven’t missed a second of this clown show yet, believe me! Go project your low-info shit onto someone else.

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