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You really need the stammer to get the full flavor of panderrific flacidity—seriously, this cat exudes the raw sexuality of a 1950s grade-school PSA—but I can’t find embeddable audio. Quoth the Replican’t:

He’s in Hawaii right now. We’re out in the cold and the rain and the wind because we care about America, he’s out there. He just finished his 90th round of golf.

Hee hee, this jagoff’s gonna try to go the “my patriotism’s bigger” route, because y’know, it’s still 2005, and Bush has yet to cause a tunnel collapse in that particular passageway.

Who’s getting elevated this week, is it Santorum’s turn yet? Whatever, drop the act and line the fuck up behind this twerp, GOP, you know you’re gonna eventually. I’d say I feel your pain, but Mitt Romney makes John Kerry look like Snake Plisskin.

Yes, I realize Democratic consultants and strategists are hard at work figuring out a way to lose to the Plastic Colon, and while that’s certainly cause for concern, remember the old saying: “You can put lipstick on the piggy bank from Toy Story, but it’s still just a polyurethane knick-knack, no matter how much Bob Shrum insists it’s a wildly electable boar.” Pretty sure that’s how it goes, I barfed all over my copy of Bartlett’s when I heard Romney use golfing as code for elitism.

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I’ve been feeling the Santorumentum, and frankly, wish I’d brought gloves.

I realize Democratic consultants and strategists are hard at work figuring out a way to lose to the Plastic Colon

Sadly, true; though Obama did have the good sense not to use the usual buffoons of the order that caused Hillary Clinton to crash so hard. That was, in a backward-ass way, a truly monumental achievement. So if Obama avoids them again, he’s in with a chance.

...and where the fuck does Romney get off whining about Obama living in luxury?

So, a supporter of Bush-the-most-vacationing-pres-of-ALL-time is pissed that Obama is enjoying some New Year’s holiday time in the state of his birth.  Playing that debil game, golf.  Huh. 

I guess he was supposed to stay on the plantation and labor for the massa, at least according to Plastic Fantastic Romneybot2000.

To be fair, String, racism is an all-too-human flaw, borne of human weakness and human fear. ROM wonders, as its positronic brain calculates the interest on its bank accounts at a rate of multimillions per nanosecond, “what is this thing you call hate?”

Comment by gil mann on 12/31/11 at 11:01 AM

Romney is always saying these kinds of semi-drunken, mockably tone-deaf things.  “Corporations are people, my friend.”  “Ten thousand bucks.  Ten thousand dollar bet.”  Etc.

I hope the O campaign has the minimum level gall it will take to play them back to the electorate during the campaign, accompanied by the derision they so richly deserve.  But what I really hope is that they figure out ways to bait Romney and get him to blurt more of them.  Mitt’s self-awareness program is buggy and nobody on his team seems to know it. What he presumably thinks of as “confidence” is, in fact, rich-kid’s obliviousness.

@Mr. Wonderful, I think PBO will go the latter route if Robot Romney is the candidate.  Which, by the way, I have to make not to happen.  I have monies riding on “anyone not Romney”, and Mama needs a new rusty pitchforkâ„¢.

I hope the O campaign has the minimum level gall it will take to play them back to the electorate during the campaign ...

If the Obama/Biden campaign themselves don’t do it overtly, then I’m sure 527s (and not a few bloggers and other RL PITAs) will!

But what I really hope is that they figure out ways to bait Romney and get him to blurt more of them ...

It’ll be fun to see how much it takes to stage repeats of that glorious petulant near-onstage slugfest between Romney and Perry. Though given that Romney’s not even willing at the moment to release his tax records, I’m starting to wonder just how serious he is about all this after all the hoopla and many years’ build-up.

YAFB, that’s an excellent point. Has there been a candidate/presumptive nominee in recent years who HASN’T released their tax returns? Wouldn’t he know that this part of the deal for running?

President Obama’s team has already gotten some good licks at Mittens, and I would expect it continue.In 2008, they got plenty of mileage out of John McCain’s 8 houses.

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