Shorter Bill Whittle

Oh good god, c’mon, there’s no way to shorten Bill Whittle, but I do like the idea of shooting him into space. Try to make it through the whole thing. I dare you.

p.s. Notice how no one is on the bridge with Capt. James T. Whittle. That’s because he has bored everyone to death.

Posted by Kevin K. on 06/10/09 at 01:39 PM • Permalink

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I should add that the PJTV ad at the start of the video could not have possible been more awful, right down to Roger L. Magoo’s horrible, horrible tie.

Comment by Kevin K. on 06/10/09 at 01:47 PM

Our President has better comic timing than that guy. He looked so familiar though. Wasn’t he the banjo strumming kid in the movie Deliverance?

Comment by Glix on 06/10/09 at 02:24 PM

Glix, funny you should mention that....

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 06/10/09 at 02:57 PM

The perfect video Mrs. Polly.

Comment by Glix on 06/10/09 at 04:27 PM

Sorry, I couldn’t make it past “mo-rons.”

Why does right-wing humor suck?

Oh I just remembered.

The right-wing is authoritarian.

Comedy is anti-authoritarian.

Thus, when the right-wing attempts to make comedy, they produce a kind of anti-comedy called “Breitbarts.”

Comment by Allan on 06/10/09 at 04:46 PM

I played the part of the kid in the tree in “Deliverance.” Could people please stop using me as the ultimate example of ignorant, inbred, mutant psycho mountain freak? Seriously. I went to Boston College, for Christ’s sake.