Sinister, Racially Ambiguous Front-Man for Unspeakable Hell-World of Tomorrow Visits OH, PA

The malignant, life-sapping null-energy pall of President Obama’s +10 Etheric Dominance Field spread across the heartland today, enveloping both my home town of Warren, OH and my present Strange-hold in Steeltown USA.

Predictably, the Sulfurous Wraith of Hope & Change advanced his dark machinations by addressing a group of employees at GM’s long-struggling Lordstown assembly plant, which has been satanically reanimated by new car orders generated by the Cash for Clunkers program. Later, he spoke at the annual convention of the AFL-CIO, where legions of mind-blanked thralls ululated wildly during his Black Mass of Economic Policy and Healthcare Reform Legislation Updates, while helplessly Tweeting their zombie yearning for a nightmarish future America blighted and ravaged by the twin scourges of affordable healthcare and a resurgent, innovation-driven industrial sector.

Ia! Ia! Obama fthagn!

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 09/15/09 at 04:17 PM • Permalink

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Surprisingly, he seems to have gotten in and out without terrifying the locals, fatally disrupting traffic or being subjected to a coordinated teabagger ambush.

I’ll see what the local news has to say, and post video of the human sacrifice, if it’s available online.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 09/15/09 at 04:43 PM

I’m sure there will be the usual bitching about delays at the airport.

Comment by Tom65 on 09/15/09 at 04:47 PM

Oh, and bonus points for use of the word “ululate”.

Comment by Tom65 on 09/15/09 at 04:47 PM

In the Census-issued Obamicon, I find the following public option incantation, which I believe the Dark Leader used when he consulted one of the Old Ones at Il Mulino the other day:

That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even pre-existing conditions may die.

Truly, Strange, that the One to whom we have pledged our fealty should be retracing your steps is some sort of testament to the powerful alignment of cosmic forces around your old stamping grounds, that only a very few are capable of harnessing.

OT: Jack Cafferty, on the Congressional vote to discipline Wilson:

Can they Tweet their vote?

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 09/15/09 at 05:11 PM

I heard some of his speech this morning to the auto workers. Good blend of seriousness, toughness, cheerleading and humor. Pushed health care reform as well as explaining what the stimulus package was doing. The audience was definitely liking what they heard.

Comment by marindenver on 09/15/09 at 06:36 PM

A woman in the Pittsburgh audience shouted “I love you!”—which was a nice break from “You lie!” and the opening for a sweet, unpromptered one-on-one exchange.

Not that I want to date the guy, and not to suggest that there was anything of paradigm-shifting import to issue from these events. Occasionally, though, I enjoy seeing him interact with the half of America that isn’t expecting him to tear off his human skin-suit and lay eggs in their chests.