Slap Happy

Slapped in the face! Repeatedly! This appears to be the metaphor du jour at the virtual Hillary Wailing Walls as news of Biden’s selection as VP candidate sinks in:

This is another slap to women, in my opinion.”

Biden could have stopped it, but he didn’t. He may offer Obama some street creds on other issues, but he is another slap in the face to women.”

Slap! I am so disheartened and disappointed and disgusted. And as a woman- offended. Once again,the boys run the show.

Good morning Puma’s!! I don’t have long…going to the fair….just wanted to say… BO is piece of Shi…. I feel like he slapped all of us in the face by not offering it to Hill.”

”[P]erhaps this slap in the face will motivate the former Hillary supporters to go back to our candidate and give her the nomination -then it will be ‘happy days are here again”………”

“[D]id you see the last slap to our girl. He started text at 3:00am.”

He had the chance to do something great and chose not to…a real slap in the face to Hillary supporters.

I think it is a slap to all of us Hillary supporters when she was not even on the short list.

Personally, I think the dude with the giant wrench had the right idea…

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Screw them.  They weren’t going to vote for him even if she was VP.

What a bunch of sniveling little no-account WATB.

Oh, my.  Was that bitter?  :-)

You are an evil genius- just fell off my chair laughing.

The irony of course being that Obama picked the single greatest opponent of actually slapping women in the face (Biden authored the VAWA)

I didn’t know that, Socraticsilence. Another point in his favor.

First I’m testing to see if the software will let me comment again :)

Yay - it works!  OK, what’s crazy is either they’re slamming Obama for “slapping them in the face” by not picking Hillary or ecstatic that he didn’t because now she is free to be their nominee again when they hijack the convention and make the delegates vote her godammit we SAID VOTE FOR HER AND WE’LL E-MAIL YOU UNTIL YOU DO!!!! WE HAVE DATA BASES AND WE’RE NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!!!! LISTEN TO US DAMMIT LISTEN!!!

Go ahead and laugh.  I was a field rep. for Obama’s campaign.  We had a 2 day strategy meeting, last weekend, on how to personally offend all 35 people in the PUMA movement.

He’s hard core, man…. hard core…

I’m busy slapping myself. I made a point to awaken at 3 AM (PDT) and slap myself, hard, three or four times, in the face. Then I went back to sleep and had dreams of being a slap-happy pappy, whose slapping reverberated throughout the world, a world, mind you, that has slap-crazy.

We have slaps against Clinton (who obviously didn’t feel the sting while she was composing her conratulatory statement), we have slaps against crackpot, wannabe political operatives who just won’t admit they’re Republican shills and therefore, need to be slapped, repeatedly.

We have slaps against women, against men, but oddly enough, none of the playful ass-slaps that spice up some Friday night nookie.

Slap me baby one more time.

God I love that movie.

Personally, I think it was more than a “slap.”

I think he kicked her…kicked her in the head…with an iron boot.

Wait. That never happens. That was a stupid thing to say. Skip it.

Where have you gone, David Zucker, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

The irony of course being that Obama picked the single greatest opponent of actually slapping women in the face (Biden authored the VAWA)

Biden was also responsible for legislation clamping down on “date rape drugs” like Rohypnol:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Biden#Judiciary_Committee

Which is a good thing for, you know, women.

Didn’t Hill sponsor legislation to ban video games or something?

Comment by Ogami Itto on 08/23/08 at 05:53 PM

^ Doctor Venture!

Where have you gone, David Zucker, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

His brother, Jim Abrahams, and the funny took the next train for the coast.

And if he HAD picked her, they would be screaming he slapped her in the face by offering her the VP position, and that it demeans women to be behind a male.

Looks like there is trouble in paradise: just saw this on NO QUARTER:

UPDATE FROM LARRY JOHNSON: Without so much as a phone call or email, Darragh decided not to show up tonight for her time slot. Fine by me. A completely classless move. When someone like Darragh becomes more enamored of her 15 seconds of fame rather than ensuring Hillary’s case is made in a credible fashion, it is time to move on. We bid her farewell. She is welcome to do her own thing on her on dime with her own time. At NoQuarterUSA we will move forward with our talented and expanding group of radio talent:

DC Media Girl
Nocturnal Warrior
and
Patsy and Sugar.

We will focus on talent and substance. These folks provide it and you will be both informed and entertained. I promise.

Yeah, Darragh “forgot” that Denver is in a different time zone than Boston. A whole 130 participants were stranded on the blogradio site from 9:00 until 10:30. The comments thread was entertaining, and NQ was thoroughly embarrassed.

I had no idea, though, that Larry’s feathers were quite so ruffled. Fast times at PUMA High.

Yeah I get the feeling Larry
Johnson probably gets angry a lot.
There’s a nasty/bully streak to
his writing.

Do we know Darragh didn’t show do to a mix-up over the time change? It could be something far more sinister. Maybe she was kidnapped by Obots or something. That’s usually the line of speculation when a PUMA wanders off the reservation.

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