Slip out the back, Jack

An unimpeachable source (hollywoodnews.com) documents the lengths to which Levi Johnston goes to avoid future mother-in-law Sarah Palin when she visits Bristol unexpectedly:

“Even though Levi spends the night at Bristol’s every single night, they have to be on high alert in case Sarah stops by to see Tripp,” a source reportedly told Radar Online. “As soon as they hear her car, Levi escapes out the back door and waits for Bristol to tell him the coast is clear!”

Can you blame the poor bastard?

Posted by Betty Cracker on 07/23/10 at 11:10 AM • Permalink

Categories: Politics • Nutters • Sarah Palin • Our Stupid Media •

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I was just IM’ing this story with all the guys on the new secret Liberal media backchannel, and the consensus is that we hope Levi and Bristol destroy Sarah. We’re also willing to publish lies, if it helps.

But keep that under your hat, willya?

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 07/23/10 at 12:18 PM

APOLOGIES—TRIPLE TIN-FOIL HAT ALERT!!!:

Sarah has Tweeted an urgent message to read the latest article by Bill Kristol.

Is “Bill Kristol” an anagram for something else? Some darker instruction to her fans? PLEASE TELL ME I’M WRONG!!!!!

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 07/23/10 at 12:47 PM

Can you blame the poor bastard?

Leave Tripp alone!

Comment by Allan on 07/23/10 at 01:51 PM

ZOMG you have Sarah’s schtick down so well it’s…spooooky.

Scuse me whilst I mop up.

Comment by trollhattan on 07/23/10 at 01:52 PM

I’m still convined there’s a little bit of Mrs. Robinson action going on there.

Comment by Tom65 on 07/23/10 at 02:27 PM

Sarah Palin, homewrecker.

Leave Tripp alone!

Spit-take-errific.

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 07/23/10 at 03:20 PM

Maybe Sarah could, you know, call first? Or tweet/twit/twat before showing up. It’s the, um, polite thing to do.

(Yeah, I know.)

Comment by Elisabeth on 07/23/10 at 03:39 PM

So, according to Balloon Juice, Sarah is hosting Kate and her 8 up in Alaska. Those poor kids.

Comment by Elisabeth on 07/23/10 at 04:00 PM

Thank God Levi’s talent is being recognized:

Levi Johnston will make his music video debut as a lover whose romance is thwarted by his girlfriend’s disapproving mother, according to a Universal Music Group record label and Johnston’s attorney.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 07/23/10 at 04:40 PM

Maybe Sarah could, you know, call first? Or tweet/twit/twat before showing up. It’s the, um, polite thing to do.

It’s just that when delivering a roadkill, it’s considered Alaskan SOP to surprise the giftee, enhancing their joy and delight. Also. Too. Those gosh darn new smooth phones and their fake buttons are so darn hard to figure, donchano?