Snowflake Snooki vs. Hottie McAwesome

Palin disses Scott Brown—and the citizens of Massachusetts—on Fox News:

Peopled by sheeple, the Bay State simply lacks the tundric values of independence, intelligence, etc., and is therefore not part of Real America.

So much for the starburst dream-team of Palin-Brown in 2012. I’m pretty sure this precludes a 50-state sweep too.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 08/26/10 at 12:13 PM • Permalink

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It’s amazing that Palin can be understood at all, what with that Big Federal Government Spending Titty stuck in her mouth.

Comment by Oblomova on 08/26/10 at 01:01 PM

Well, ya know, a pussy-pants Librul-lite is probably about all the Conservative yer ever gonna get in a Commie shithole like the People’s Republic of Massawhoozits, so you have to figure we’ll see a couple of Manchurian Tea Party infiltrators like Scott turn fag once they move to DC and start stuffin’ themselves with coquillage and truffles instead of good old truck-mounted American game-meat.

However, me and Todd are totally down with Great American Juan McCain, and any other RINO who’s willing to help me become President of All These United States, excluding the ones that are infested with all yer intellectual God-haters, Muslim-lovers and Lesbian ballerinas.

wait a minute - “Palin’s Winning Touch”? WTF? She gets her guy by in a squeaker in her home state, and despite the fact that she’s 0-for-FY2010, she’s a king maker?

Piss off, FOX.

Palin has backed some primary winners.

The question now is how many of them will split the Conservative vote, be exposed as horsefucking Nazis between now and November, or otherwise propel their Dem opponent into office.

The whole Tea Party movement is analogous to a horny farmer jacking off on a three-legged goat, then expecting every sane person in the county to address the goat as “Missus.”

Snooki’s attracted the ire of AFL-CIO firebrand Richard Trumka, who had the temerity to address the Alaska AFL-CIO in Anchorage today in this vein:

What is this crazy magnet that’s pulling people to the right? I mean, look at your former governor….

Who is she, anyway?

Sarah Palin?

She used to have a job, your governor…. You knew her…. Or thought you did…. I know I thought I did. She seemed like a decent person, an outdoorswoman. Her husband’s a steelworker. She seemed to take some OK stands for working families.

And then things got weird. After she tied herself to John McCain and they lost, she blew off Alaska. I guess she figured she’d trade up…shoot for a national stage. Alaska was too far from the FOX TV spotlight.

I bet most of you, on a clear day, can see her hypocrisy from your house.

I think Sarah Palin quit so she wouldn’t have to be accountable… so she wouldn’t have a record that could be scrutinized…


And down in Tyler, Texas, she’s talking about—and I quote—“union thugs.”

What? Her husband’s a union man. Is she calling him a thug? Sarah Palin ought to know what union men and women are.

Oh, she goes to great pains to talk differently about unions and the working people who belong to them, knowing full well we’re one and the same.

But using the term “union thug.” That’s poisonous. There’s history behind that rhetoric.
That’s how bosses and politicians in decades past justified the terrorizing of workers, the murdering of organizers….

Snooki’s evidently afeared of a straight wordfight with him, so she’s hunkered down under the bed in the ole homestead of Twitter View with the blinds drawn and a message scrawled on the door reading, “They went thataway”:

Know our hardworking union friends (esp from my days as an IBEW sister, Todd IBEW & USW brother) aren’t sheep, they’ll ask: Trumka’s motive?
about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® 

Oh, I don’t know. I think they’re already pretty well clear about Trumka’s motive in this election year.

Think Trumka’s frustrations r w/Obama, not me (high unemplymnt, deals w/Obama&his; subsequent broken promises)so understandable Rich’s ticked
about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® 

Well, since Trumka’s not been chary of taking on Obama in the past, and unless the president’s now going under the name Sarah Palin using one of his many birth certificates and Social Security numbers, I think it’s pretty clear who Trumka’s currently ticked off with, Snooki.


Perhaps it’s just me, but this woman seems to exist in some sort of bubble where the whole wide world sees Sarah, loves Sarah, hangs on Sarah’s every word. Like, you know, she matters.

The Republicans weren’t kidding when they said they create their own reality now, were they?

@YAFB—Once again, you’re ahead of me. If you don’t repost that comment upstairs, I just might. ;->

Too quickfire by half, Mr. Strange! It takes time to trawl through the quitterrhea, I’m afraid.

Repost it as you wish.

Oh noes! Failin’ Palin has withdrawn here support from Sen. Nudey McRudey.

I’m sure he’ll regret it. (Snort!)

I bet most of you, on a clear day, can see her hypocrisy from your house.

D. A. YUM!

I’m glad to hear that Snooki doesn’t like the Commonwealth - I hope that this means she will keep her ugly mean spirit outside of our borders for the rest of her toxic life.

Here here, Stephen1947. If she returns at any point before the sun goes supernova, leaving a trail of dust as the only remains of our planet, it will be too soon. Last time she was here, the whole state had an odor of incompetence.

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