Socket & wrench

The pervasive meme emerging from the Blago-Burris affair is that Blago and Burris outwitted Reid, the Senate Dems and, to some extent, Obama himself. That was my original view of it too, inspired by my general opinion of Harry Reid, a man so thoroughly bereft of a spine that he makes a bucket of shucked oysters compare favorably to the cast of 300.
David Broder, the Dean Wormer of the Washington press corps, contends the only reason Obama hasn’t been squashed like a bug politically by Blago’s machinations is that the looming Great Depression Part Deux focuses folks’ minds elsewhere.
Politico says even if everyone else realizes there are more pressing matters, Senate Dems are furious with Reid, Durbin and Obama for being outmaneuvered by small fry like Blago and Burris. Even the most hard-boiled, cynical political analysts can’t help but allow a tone of unabashed admiration to creep into their voices when discussing the moxie and political acumen of Blago and Burris.
But is this really the proper conclusion to draw from how this has played out? Does the brain of a political genius lurk beneath Blago’s absurd ‘do? Is Burris a steely-eyed strategist who courageously faced down a formidable array of foes to claim his rightful prize?
I don’t think so. I think each is exactly what he appeared to be at the outset of this drama: Blago is a brazen, greedy sleazebag, and Burris is a shameless, self-aggrandizing opportunist. Neither has really won a damn thing worth having, and the supposed humiliation they perpetrated on their opponents will eventually be seen as the gift that it is.
How so? Well, let’s remember where we were when this all began to unfold. After prosecutor Fitzgerald busted Blago, political analysts on CNN, MSNBC and elsewhere spent days breathlessly wondering to what extent the Blago imbroglio would attach a whiff of corruption to Obama and the Dems on the national stage. Obama couldn’t hold a press conference on any topic without reporters trying to explore the Barack-Blago connection. Now, Blago has been established as the implacable enemy of Obama and the Senate Dems. And Blago is exactly the right sort of enemy to have.
Blago may think he’s stuck it to his enemies by making the appointment, but what does he really gain? He’s still going down one way or another, and now he’s provided cover for anyone who might be unfairly associated with him (Obama and Democrats in general) by demonstrating that he’s a rambling, loony, defiant dickhead. I’m pretty sure that’s not the outcome he intended.
As for Burris, like the vast majority of non-Illinoisans, I’d never heard of the guy before Blago thrust him onto the national stage. But he seems to be a glory hound who has hardly covered himself in glory during this episode, in which he displayed an unseemly eagerness to take any path to power. So he has another line to chisel on his creepy, King Tut-esque mausoleum. But he had to ally himself with a corrupt asshole engaged in extraordinarily cynical racial mau-mauing to land the gig.
I guess Burris thinks it’s worth it. But that doesn’t make it so, any more than George Bush’s belief that history will vindicate his spectacularly failed presidency makes it so. Unless Burris personally orchestrates Middle East peace or a way out of the economic shitpile, it’s hard to envision a scenario in which he doesn’t go down in history looking like, well, a socket, i.e., not even really a tool, merely the appendage of a tool.
In the end, I think Obama, Durbin and even the invertebrate Reid will emerge from this scrap looking a lot better than that pair of clowns. Opposing corrupt and egotistical creeps—even unsuccessfully—has a way of highlighting one’s virtues.
[Cross-posted at Betty Cracker]
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Posted by Betty Cracker on 01/12/09 at 06:28 PM • Permalink
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