Cooey dined Monday evening on the special meal he ordered, including T-bone steak with A-1 sauce, onion rings, french fries, four eggs over easy, toast with butter, hash browns, a pint of rocky road ice cream, a Mountain Dew soft drink and bear claw pastries.

At that rate, he’ll keel over from a heart attack before the state can inject him.

Cooey dined Monday evening on the special meal he ordered, including T-bone steak with A-1 sauce, onion rings, french fries, four eggs over easy, toast with butter, hash browns, a pint of rocky road ice cream, a Mountain Dew soft drink and bear claw pastries.

Oddly enough, that’s what I just had for breakfast, but I had grain alcohol instead of mountain dew.

He doesn’t want ” an agonizing and painful death.” Unlike, I suppose, the happy field day his two college student victims had when he killed them.

He also called in a spiritual advisor. Perhaps he could have sought spiritual advice before going off and killing two people, rather than after.

Cooey dined Monday evening on the special meal he ordered, including T-bone steak with A-1 sauce, onion rings, french fries, four eggs over easy, toast with butter, hash browns, a pint of rocky road ice cream, a Mountain Dew soft drink and bear claw pastries.

He decided to forego the 4 fried chickens and 2 pound ham so that he wouldn’t look like a glutton. He should have just gone for the 5 pound tub of Crisco , and washed it down with a few quarts of cheap cooking oil.

Kill him now—if for no other reason than we’ve been aesthetically violated!

Kev, nobody said liberals had to be good.

Kev, nobody said liberals had to be good.

Whew!

That’s a relief.