Sotto Crapo

I know there’s tons of competition, but this just may be the dumbest thing ever aired on Fox News…

Just so you know, when Franzese’s saying “dem” he means “them,” not “Democrat.” And when he says Timothy “Timmy Two Times” Geitner is the underboss (please, stop giggling, this is serious), he clearly doesn’t know what he’s talking about because everyone knows the sotto capo is Joe “Joey Baloney” Biden. And how could they not talk about Rahm “Five Foot Fury” Emmanuel, the obvious consigliere? That’s just bullshit. [via Wonkette]

UPDATE: Okay, maybe this is dumbest thing ever aired on Fox News.  I give up.

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Posted by Kevin K. on 03/27/09 at 05:20 AM • Permalink

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...the dumbest thing ever aired on Fox News this week*.

Fixed.

*“today” also acceptable

Ha! I had this conversation with a friend a while back. We decided Rahm is actually Michael Corleone (he doesn’t feel like he needs to destroy everybody—just his enemies), and that Axelrod is probably Clemenza—older, more of a team player. Unless he’s Tessio, because “he was always the smart one,” but that would imply betrayal, which hasn’t happened yet. (I’d thought Tom Hagen for Axelrod, but was persuaded to the Clemenza idea.)

Ben ‘Hanky Panky’ Bernanke?

That’s some serious weak sauce there T4, you’re banned.

Hillary “Glass Ceiling” Clinton.

Robert “Mugabe” Gibbs

Gary “Lip” Locke

Robert “Bobby Two Wars” Gates

Steven “Ahh” Chu

Janet “Nappy Jan” Napolitano

Ken “Hot Salsa” Salazar

Eric “Three Card Monty” Holder

Hilda “Hell Raisin’” Solis

Shaun “Freckles” Donovan

Kathleen “Hurricane Kate” Sebelius

Arne “Puddin’ Cake” Duncan

Roy “Hood Rat” LaHood

Eric “No Chin” Shinseki

Umm, who uhhh, else in is the umm ... cabinet?

I feel it would be discriminatory to ignore the Republicans, so . . .

John “Johnny Boner” Boehner

Eric “Babyface” Cantor

Michelle “Turner-Overdrive” Bachmann

Newt “Altar Boy” Gingrich

Sarah “Word Salad” Palin

Piyush “Bobby” Jindal

Mitt “Magic Underwear” Romney

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