“Space Ranger” Rand Paul Jettisons Campaign Staff in Bid to Achieve Lunar Orbit

This article calls it “bolstering.” But then, “jettison” is probably a dootie-word when you’re herding all of your loyal, tireless revolutionistas into the airlock.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 05/25/10 at 09:22 PM • Permalink

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I like how Dr. Paul is channeling “Dr. Oz Goes to Oprah” with the scrubs today.

Comment by Elisabeth on 05/25/10 at 11:18 PM

Yes, it was entirely the fault of the amateurs who volunteered for his campaign that he told the truth about what he believes on national TV.

Comment by MikeJ on 05/25/10 at 11:56 PM

Nothing bolsters a staff like random firings of people who aren’t at fault. Volunteers, too—excellent move. Now he’ll be surrounded by paid consultants who don’t just “believe in him.”

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 05/26/10 at 03:32 AM

“We were patting ourselves on the back,” said Paul. “We thought we were in the middle of enjoying our great honeymoon, and it didn’t last very long.”

If he wins he’ll push for legislation that requires at least one week of fellatio from the press, no matter what fucked up thing a Republican candidate says.

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 05/26/10 at 07:02 AM

He is stuck on that honeymoon thingie, isn’t he?

Comment by marindenver on 05/26/10 at 12:28 PM

There WAS a honeymoon between Paul and the press. Unfortunately for him, it was this one.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 05/26/10 at 12:43 PM
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