Steele cuts Breitbart

Sorry music fans. Commenter majii brings sad news: You’ll have to wait a while for the Steele Breitbart rendition of “Why Can’t We be Friends?”

The RNC has postponed a fundraiser next month in California that was to feature party chairman Michael Steele alongside Andrew Breitbart.

No one is saying why. But, it would be irresponsible not to speculate and we’re very responsible around here:

1. Steele threatened to release the 8x10 color glossies of high-level Repugs cavorting with domesticated ruminants when he found out about the gig.

Or.

2. Breitbart is holding out for a duet with acceptable brown person and fellow victim Clarence Thomas.

Or.

3. There’s a limit to what the citizens of Beverly Hills will waste their cash on and dinner with these schmucks is well past the limit.

Post your speculations and wild conspiracy theories below. The person who provides the best one will win a Dream Date with Levi Johnston and/or Bristol Palin, as they’re both apparently single again.

Posted by Hunger Tallest Palin on 07/31/10 at 09:00 PM • Permalink

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Poor Little Andy BrightButt don’t have no time no more to be raisin’ no money for no outfits that aren’t his legal defense fund.  Sad, but true.

Obviously Steele’s honor and conviction to what is right are the main reasons he won’t be there.

How’s that for wild!

Steele found out the California GOP wouldn’t pay for his trip to the local lesbian strip club and he said, “Screw that, I’m outta here!”

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