Stryper’s Michael Sweet doesn’t like condoms

“Ain’t no say way anymore ... Abstinence rules/Playin’ is for fools.”

Ha ha, the guy who wouldn’t put out had to walk home. That’s what happens when you turn down sex. You walk home. Abstinence rules.

Posted by Kevin K. on 05/11/09 at 09:25 AM • Permalink

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That’s gotta be Ross Douthat

Comment by Tom65 on 05/11/09 at 09:41 AM

It does kinda look like neck-beard.

Comment by Kevin K. on 05/11/09 at 10:04 AM

Hell hath no fury (times ten) like a horny chick scorned.

Comment by Pumalicious! on 05/11/09 at 11:40 AM

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston - what really happened (kind of).

Comment by Tom65 on 05/11/09 at 11:50 AM

Uh huh. Just like Adam and Eve, except this “apple” was a condom.

I personally prefer Meatloaf’s “Paradise by the Dashboard Light.” ; )

Comment by J. on 05/11/09 at 12:11 PM

Well, the music sucked, but that girl really wants it.  Somehow I think she’ll get it one way or another.

Comment by Bruno on 05/11/09 at 10:33 PM

They left out the part where doofus got picked up and butsexed by a truckload of drunken hillbillies while walking home.

Now, whenever he farts, it smells like a flock of sheep, he was right, it ain’t safe nowhere.

Comment by scooter on 05/11/09 at 11:00 PM

Looked to me like she wanted to blow him.  What could be unsafe about that?

Comment by rickD on 05/11/09 at 11:59 PM
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