Suffer the little children

Think of the children! The neo-cons say;

Of women’s rights and folks who are gay.

Think of the children! The fRighties will wail;

While kids die in wars that are doomed to fail.

It’s bad enough that they have to dodge priests;

But now kids are threatened by a new beast.

It’s called The DeBrecht, and it’s worse than it sounds;

Its mean nasty cruelty, why it knows no bounds!

While other beasts chase us with big jaws and claws,

The DeBrecht drools out books that are laden with flaws.

They’re dull and they’re flat and the pictures are crummy.

Ooo, this one gives me a pain in my tummy!

Said DeBrecht: Kids like fun stories, not me!

I’ll write ones that all kids want to flee!

So I’m warning all you moms and you dads;

Grandmas and grandpas, dear aunts and uncles:

Shun the DeBrecht. It’ll give kids carbuncles!

[h/t - the farmer]

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Posted by Hunger Tallest Palin on 12/01/09 at 10:27 PM • Permalink

HTP, you MUST check out the page illustrations here.

The first one is priceless—Palin confronts the Timbertoes with a purseful of dildos. What the hell kind of mind-warping propaganda IS this? It’s like “Highlights for Wingnuts,” on a waiting room table in the Dentist’s Office in Hell.

Liberals Under My Bed! is a humorous story about two brothers who dream that their efforts to start a lemonade stand are thwarted by liberals (who look all too familiar) intent on controlling every aspect of the boys’ business. In the process of trying to keep their operation afloat and successful, they realize that people in high places believe they know what’s best for the boys and for their customers.Soon the boys find themselves in a battle for their basic freedoms. An Interview With Katharine DeBrecht / September 2005

Auction Raises Big Bucks to Send Hillary Clinton to Jail / PRWeb, April 2006
The high bidder will be caricatured in an upcoming children’s book as the fictional hero who finally nabs Hillary Clunkton, a pantsuit-clad villain with an uncanny resemblance to Clinton.

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The cartoon Clunkton first rose to national prominence last fall as the arch-rogue in the controversial kid’s book, “Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed” (Kids Ahead; hardcover; ISBN 0976726904), written by Katharine DeBrecht. The picture book garnered national attention for its portrayal of Clunkton and a Ted Kennedy doppelganger taxing and regulating a lemonade stand, propelling it to #1 on the Barnes & Noble website.

Sounds familiar. Of course, this time around, an “arch-rogue” ain’t what it used to be. Roar.

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