Surprise! “Energy Expert” Palin Has No Idea How to Handle the Deepwater Spill
Sift through Sarah’s latest 1,340-word emission with a fine-powder screen and a jeweler’s loupe, and you’ll find a shitload of opportunistic finger-pointing, winky misdirection and mendacious résumé-fluffing—but not a single, practical, actionable suggestion regarding how to deal with the busted BOP, ameliorate the spreading oil slick or protect the Gulf Coast, its fragile ecosystem and the livelihoods of the Americans who depend on it.
If this pretentious political ankle-biter has any specific technical, strategic or regulatory recommendations that might minimize the impact of the Deepwater Horizon event and avert future drilling catastrophes, the world is all ears. Till then, she’s just a failed journalism major who’s trying to monetize her wholly-serendipitous Big Break. C’mon, Sarah—prove to me you’re not the Lindsay Lohan of accidental political celebrities. Cancel your big-ticket speaking gigs, fly down to New Orleans and show everyone how you handled the Exxon Valdez spill…which happened three years before you were elected to the Wasilla City Council.
Don’t hurry. I’ll just be here. Whenever you get done milking the outrage of your book-buying, Fox-watching fan-base will be fine. Take your time.
PS: Plug your own damn hole, Ice-Genius.
Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 05/28/10 at 12:40 AM • Permalink
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