I think I just threw up in my mouth. A lot.

and you want the rest of us to do the same.

Do not want.

“El Flushbowl makes Elaine from Seinfeld look like Isadora Duncan”

Ha ha, everybody is jealous of El Rushbo. Careful, your envy is showing.,,,,,,,,,,,Hanzo

Yeah, Hanzo, we all wish we were drug-addicted, impotent, hypocritical gasbags with armies of dead-eyed ditto-head dullards hanging on our every obnoxious utterance. (Well, the last part wouldn’t be so bad since it’s a monetizable asset—I’ll give you that much.)

All right, who plugged in the LameInsultBot3000?

If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times, we can’t use it until I run the RealInsult upgrade.

Well, by Cracky, it’s obvious you at least fill the hypocritical gasbag description.Drug-addicted
or impotent, I don’t know, just as you don’t know about El Rushbo. I’m not sure how many dead-eyed(?, they are good shots?)dullards follow you on this site, surely drooling as they attempt to glean the cryptic meaning of your dross verbiage. I just guessed that you’re jealous of the success El Rushbo enjoys , I’m sure he dosen’t even know you exist. ;-),,,,,Hanzo

Hanzo strikes again!

I don’t know what he’s on, but I don’t want any.

And damn, dude, I don’t usually snark on this, but sign up for some literacy classes. Seriously.

More Hanzo porn (continued from the Predator Palin Child-Abuse thread):

Hanzo - January 25th, 2010 at 5:28 am

Intelligent answer? What does that say about you, little girl? I merely parroted your verrrry insightful comment to Sue. Methinketh thou doth protest to much.I’m assured that my level of education(you sound rather elitist, indulging in a bit of snobbery, but you picked the wrong target) far surpasses any level you could ever dream to achieve.The funny thing about these comments is we agree on every issue you stated above. I don’t know the difference between a RepubliCON(as you so ‘cleverly’ utter) and a communist, ha ha. Don’t get me started, I’ll grade your paper.Ron Paul is a ‘freakin’ John Bircher’? You need to get up to date with your conspiracy theories, didn’t you know Birch has long been exposed as an underground communist himself?It dosen’t really matter, RP dosen’t have the proverbial snowballs chance in hell of becoming president, no matter how hard we try or wish it to be so. Now go back to mommy’s basement and read something by Eustace Mullins, child………. Hanzo

P.S.~ If you wish to engage in a battle of acerbic wit, you are preordained to lose, I’m going easy on you out of deference to your femininity.

You just know Hanzo kicks ass at Pokemon.

If you wish to engage in a battle of acerbic wit, you are preordained to lose, I’m going easy on you out of deference to your femininity..

Hanzo, you are going so easy on us you have left the acerbic wit out altogether.  Let’s see your best.

Hanzo! Come back, come back! Throw us some references to obscure anti-Semitic hangers-on to legitimate but addled poets!

Nuts. Hanzo really didn’t bring his stuff.

You just know Hanzo kicks ass at Pokemon.

Could be. My money’s on anime prØn though.

I watched the whole thing, hoping that all the jiggling would cause his heart to explode.  Oh wait, heart?  Not there.