Take Robin at American Thinker—please!

One thing I noticed growing up in Jesus Camp country is that evangelical Christians love a good conversion story. They particularly relish the conversion of truly heinous sinners.
Oh, they’re happy enough when shlubs who once crawled under the door of a pay toilet turn their backs on Satan and confess that mundane sin. But the moving tent revival scenes—the ones that provoke the loudest shouts of “Yes, Lord!” and “Praise Jesus!” are reserved for those who repudiate more sordid transgressions—drinking, whoring and the like.
Ideological factions like conversion stories too, and wingnuts seem especially fond of them, hence the undeserved attention afforded behatted ninnies like Roger L. Simon.
A lesser-known but even more insipid wingbagger convert is “Robin of Berkeley,” a self-styled former liberal and practicing psychologist whose blogular activities allegedly emanate from ultra-liberal Berkeley, California. She cranked out a steaming loaf of a column at the hilariously misnamed American Thinker blog today. It had this highly original title: Liberals Are from Mars, Conservatives are from Earth.
The loaf was studded with equally original bits of undigested corn husks like the following:
Conservatives can mistakenly assume that liberals think like they do, in a learned and rational way. This is an exercise in futility since liberalism is not based on logic.
Liberals live in a stratosphere centered on emotions and magical thinking.
[snip]
Many conservative women—like the intrepid Sarah Palin—are more capable, more powerful, yes, more a “man” than some of the liberal XY specimens. And the utter shame of this makes them despise you—and want to render you helpless too.
A brief review of Robin’s oeuvre reveals that she employs a similar Lodge Pole of Logic for purposes other than lifting the hem of Palin’s kilt. But her indispensible comedic device—a crutch Robin uses as relentlessly as Jackie Mason relies on his ethnic heritage—is that she used to be a brainless-Michael Moore-worshiping-godless-heathen-Maoist dupe.
She once was lost, you see. But now, she’s found. Was blind. But now she sees.
I like a good conversion story as well as the next person, but there’s got to be something more to it than “I was a libtard poopy-head and now I’m smarticles like you Einsteins” over and over again. But that’s all Robin offers, despite her claims to have discovered conservatism via “reason” rather than a desire to sniff Sarah Palin’s jock strap.
I’d gladly trade 10,000 metric tons of Simons and Robins for just one John Cole. Luckily, they orchestrated the exchange themselves. Funny how that worked out.
Posted by Betty Cracker on 05/05/10 at 04:53 PM • Permalink
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