Tasers, Diamonds and Crime-Scene Tape: Michelle Does Spain in Chinese 3D

I was willing to forgive her for EVERYTHING until I saw that starving cartoon cowboy attack a video wall. Shame on you, First Tourist!

Plus, did it ever occur to anyone that SPAIN IS THE SOURCE OF ALL ILLEGAL HISPANICS? Coincidence…or conspiracy?

I don’t get the ending, though, because, GODDAMN IT, EVERYBODY LIKES CAKE!

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 08/13/10 at 10:41 AM • Permalink

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Time to fire up Fat Man and Little Boy again?

Comment by Allan on 08/13/10 at 11:13 AM

Goddamnit! If those heathen Chinese are gonna spread propaganda on “our” YouTube, they should at least learn how to speak English! What’s all that ShuShu shit. Sounds like she has a mouthful of semen. Oh, and I’ll have some cake, too, please.

Comment by kre8tr on 08/13/10 at 11:45 AM

Well, considering they turned Michelle into some sort of Bollywood star (seriously, she’s a dark-skinned black woman, not Indira Gandhi) about the only realistic image from that masterpiece is the guy getting tasered.

Comment by HumboldtBlue on 08/13/10 at 02:00 PM

So the right-wing media once again takes Communist China’s side against the Obama administration?  Why do they hate America?

Comment by Allan on 08/13/10 at 02:23 PM
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