Tea Party Squeaks, and Out Come the Freaks: Dan Fanelli

Believe it or not, this hairless wad of used-car-dealer DNA is the Tea Party candidate for Alan Grayson’s Florida Congressional seat. If there is a lower form of sentient life currently running for Federal office, you would need a magnifying class, a strong UV light source and a fine-tined pubic comb to locate it.

TPM has a compilation of Fanelli’s greatest video hits. Fanelli’s official website appears to be the Ultimate Test-to-Failure run of Poe’s Law—especially his typo-happy “8 Point Plan,” fact-free policy pages and straight-faced linked to RPOF (Republican Party of Florida), which appears to be as big a ripoff politcally as it is phonetically.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 05/10/10 at 10:08 PM • Permalink

Categories: Politics • Bedwetters • Nutters • Teabaggery • War In Error •

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Cheesis K. Rist!!

What’s w/ the duct tape on the terrorist?

That doesn’t look like an airliner behind him. Is he worried about the terrorists that fly their own planes into, say, gov’t. bldgs.? No? That’s surprising. He’s a hypocrite then, besides his other, more obvious problems.

Comment by M. Bouffant on 05/10/10 at 11:23 PM

This whole racial profiling line of ads is so easy to refute. Greyson should just hire someone to go up to the actor playing the terrorist and try to arrest him. “You are brown, ergo, a terrorist. What do you mean you are not?”

Comment by chowkster on 05/11/10 at 02:30 AM

You laugh about the RPoF, but the head of the RPoF is the Assistant Commander In Chief of the Florida National Guard - and that’s our first defense against the looming specter of Fidel Castro’s head, when he’s raising his head above the horizon in Florida.

Also, too.