That’s supposed to be Levi Johnston, I guess? Illustration FAIL.

Sarah Palin: Superhero? What do you think?

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Sorry, but DC has the rights to the Crime Syndicate of America’s Superwoman character:

@Surreal American—I can’t believe there’s no Earth 3 anymore. That’s how long it’s been I stopped reading DC. Crisis fucked everything up, I swear to Christ.

Ick! I just realized she’s emerging from her flag-draped coffin. This sends a terrible message to young people.

Figures her arch-enemies’d be the Mod Squad.

The best thing? The artist actually drew Tina Fey. Seriously, that looks more like Tina Fey than Tina Fey as Palin.

The artist actually drew Tina Fey.

Isn’t that desecrating a flag, doncha know? Why does saralaska hate america?

She should always be referred to as the former half term governor. Steve Benen is the only one who calls her by her correct title

Steve Benen is the only one who does a lot of shit right.

I thought it was Jan Brewer in her Palin Halloween getup.

Blue Water is notorious in the comic book industry for ripping off naive young artists, making them the ideal publisher for this.

flag-draped coffin.

So that’s what that is! I thought, “So Joan Collins is in a wheelchair now? Sad!”

I just realized she’s emerging from her flag-draped coffin.

Looks like she’s taking a dump in it as she leaves.

Jesus Christ, is Sarah Palin skinny.

This is only going to make Bristol feel fatter. I bet she becomes a cutter.

No, no, TBogg, I mean, Chelsea turned out alright, didn’t she?  All it really takes is two halves of one well-adjusted parent, and th…

Whoop, wait, no, there it is.  See it now.  Never mind.

Bursting out of Uncle Sam’s chest would’ve been maverickier.

Who wrote this? Please don’t say Hudnall. I know he’s become a wingnut, but he wrote some really good stuff back in the day.

flag-draped coffin.

Gawd, I thought it looked like she was in a wheelchair.