How does she manage to keep her 70 cats out of the frame?

“The food at that restaurant is terrible! And the portions are so small!”

As to what Sotomayor’s gesture signifies, any woman on earth could tell you—she’s adjusting her goddamned bra strap! I’m not one of those libruls who slander the transgender community by insisting that Ann Coulter and other unpleasant conservative women are members of it, but this Althouse comment gives me pause…

What a fucking crackpot.

And the crazy is only beginning.

Does this mean it’s OK to discuss “American Idol” at Roastacon? ; )

(So Marindenver, anytime someone gets a little to close to us while we’re discussing Adam and Kris, just shout out “Ann Althouse,” OK? ; )

Prepare to be linked by Althouse with something like “The stupids at Rumproast completely misread me and weren’t listening and are stupid.” She’s withholding her theory because she has no theory - she’s waiting to see whether either her sycophants can come up with something and support that, or whether dissenters (who are ipso fato stupid) come up with something so she can declare how impossibly stupid they are for misinterpreting her, EVEN WHEN SHE DIDN’T EVEN SAY ANYTHING..

Gah. I’m sorry I even went over there. I must be stupid or something.

Has anyone ever seen Althouse sober?

Dave S., if she didn’t get mad at this line I wrote about her when she lived temporarily in Brooklyn, I doubt this post will get under her skin:

I wish Brooklyn had a mouth so that it could vomit Ann Althouse out.

I’m waiting for the wingnuts who screamed that the liberal opposition to the Alberto Gonzales appointment was “racist” to step forward and defend Sotomayor—who is actually not insane, unlike Gonzo.

I’ll be waiting a long time, I know.

The arm of the chair repeats the shape on the right of the frame, making it look like her other knee, which in turn makes it look like her hand is dead center in her enormous crotch, pawing at her cooch.

Has anyone ever seen Althouse sober?

Or a unicorn?

Kevin, that’s a good one but if you paraphrase/interpret one of her posts correctly (e.g. “WTF does Althouse mean when she says [direct quote]?”) she will be all over you for completely missing the point, willfully distorting her direct quote, and, inevitably, having a small penis. She will then cackle about a vortex.

OneMadClown, if you were Althouse would you be able to deal with that sober?

yes, that makes perfect sense—if you’re a Martian, and get all your notions of human anatomy from the Photoshop Disasters site.

Or if you’re Chris Muir.