That’s a relief!

Florida’s deeply despised Governor Rick Scott is NOT running for president. Here’s a brief list of other things that share Scott-like popularity levels that are also not running for president:

• Genital warts
• Projectile vomiting
• Hangovers
• The trots
• Butt acne
• A sticky wad of bubblegum on the sidewalk
• Sand spurs
• Neglected cat litter boxes

Oh, and Sarah Palin. (So far.)

Posted by Betty Cracker on 05/23/11 at 05:03 PM • Permalink

Categories: Politics • Election '12 • Nutters • Sarah Palin • Teabaggery • Our Stupid Media •

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Wait. He really had a press meeting to announce this? I WISH he would run. Bring it, Scott. Asswipe.

Comment by asiangrrlMN on 05/23/11 at 05:36 PM

A press conference even.

Comment by asiangrrlMN on 05/23/11 at 05:36 PM

I think it was a hurricane preparedness meeting. Scott just took that opportunity to address the burning question on e everyone’s mind…

Comment by Betty Cracker on 05/23/11 at 05:40 PM

Of course not, he has 18 months of governating left to finish.

Comment by Ripley on 05/23/11 at 05:54 PM

That sound you are hearing in the background are the sobs being generated by millions of TeaBaggers who are currently suffering from a massive case of butt-hurt, now that they know they won’t be able to plant ‘Ambulatory Dildo 2012’ signs in their front lawns.

But fear not, TeaBaggers, and put your Emo pants away. If you’re lucky, you’ll be able to hoist Chris Christie 2012 flags on your poles next summer. Americans are just dying to elect America’s Fat Distended Asshole as our POTUS.

You heard it hear first folks. Chris Christie for POTUS in 2012. If you don’t vote for him, he’ll come to your house, decimate your pantry and kick your kid’s kindergarten teacher in the mouth while calling her a greedy bitch.