That’s It. Progressive Liberalism is Dead to Me. I’m Ready for the Rapture.

Smart, effective leadership is standing by to rush in and fill the void. Crazy Babes with Bangsticks + Low-Tech Conservative Humor = the Dymaxion Future I was promised by R. Buckminster Fuller.

C’mon, Libs—we can make this happen! After all, we were so much happier and more united when we were out of power, weren’t we?

[H/T to KK’s post below—which I just saw—for retroactively confirming my decision to throw the fight, take the loss and go home with an armload of Lovely Parting Gifts. Game over, man, game over. Tomorrow Belongs to the Teabaggers!]

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 12/17/09 at 01:06 PM • Permalink

Categories: Knee Slappers • Politics • Bedwetters • Nutters • Sarah Palin • Skull Hampers •

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But Chris Matthews’ head always does that.

A Palin/Bachmann ticket would be the ultimate! Like having Nutella AND Marshmallow Fluff in the very same sandwich!

No, Nutella/Marshmallow Fluff would be more a Bachmann/Palin ticket. Doesn’t really matter, it’s all good.

Nutella/Fluffernutter 2012!

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 12/17/09 at 02:08 PM

Hey, I paid off my mortgage yesterday with some of my mom’s estate, so I’m pretty much just gonna sit back with the shotgun and canned goods. Fuck everybody else, I got mine! Get offa my lawn!

And fuck Sarah Palin and Bill Kristol. Also. In Sweet Baby Jeebus’ Name, Amen!

Comment by Oblomova on 12/17/09 at 04:23 PM

Oh, please let the Repubs put them on the ticket in 2012. Please, please, please, I’ll eat all my broccoli and be a good girl for the rest of my life, yes I will!

Comment by marindenver on 12/17/09 at 04:44 PM

Mar, it’s sad that the only thing I think will save the Dems from having heavier losses than expected in 2010 and 2012 is that the tea-baggers seem to be borrowing a page from the Dems circular-firing-squad manual. So yes, put these two ladies on the bill. Hell, maybe Biden will step down in 2012 and Hillary will run with Barack and that will just make for a total PUMA wingnut meltdown (best served with tortilla chips, of course).

Comment by Oblomova on 12/17/09 at 04:54 PM

Im down with Palin, I like her, we need simple people in the Whitehouse, As long as she doesn’t get pushed around. I could vote for her. I think it is gonna depend on how Obama does this term though. If all his plans work out, she doesn’t have much of a chance. BTW, my wife will love this vid.