The Antichrist Dude Abides

Just another day at the office for the Soul-Devourer-in-Chief.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 09/27/11 at 04:26 AM • Permalink

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Do you ever get the feeling that at the other end of the universe, god is hanging out on another planet with a race of creatures that don’t embarrass him to death?

And sometimes they ask him, “Yo, God, did you make any other life in the universe?” And he gets all shifty-eyed and says “Noooooooo…”

The REAL antichrist wouldn’t care if you got your jacket back.

The REAL antichrist wouldn’t care if you got your jacket back.

Heh! That’s exactly what I was thinking.

The REAL antichrist wouldn’t care if you got your jacket back.

Yeah, but the fucking socialist tried to give the guy somebody else’s jacket.

Resdistribution of jackets is NOT the American Way.

Do you ever get the feeling that at the other end of the universe, god is hanging out on another planet with a race of creatures that don’t embarrass him to death?

And sometimes they ask him, “Yo, God, did you make any other life in the universe?” And he gets all shifty-eyed and says “Noooooooo…”

I imagine god is hanging out at the other end of the universe with a bunch of friends saying, “dude, this one time, when I was really fucked up ...”

And the friends are all, like, “Cool story, bro.”

Obama didn’t deny that he’s the anti-Christ.

/Teabagger

Obama didn’t deny that he’s the anti-Christ.

Yes, but he affirmed that Jesus is Lord, which neither a Muslim nor an antichrist can do without bursting into flames.

Yes, but he affirmed that Jesus is Lord,

I take him at his word.

Every freaking comment on this post is comedy gold.  I almost choked to death on my apple @YAFB.

My question is why is there no presidential seal attached to the podium?  Has Obama in fact finally resigned and Biden is now POTUS?

See how Obama smiled when he was called the Antichrist? That proves it!

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