The Birthers’ New Theme Song: “Barrack Hussein Obama, Where Were You Born?”

In case you’re wondering, yes, that’s Orly Taitz on banjo…

Here are the awful, awful lyrics:

A funny thing went down in the presidential race ‘08
The democratic nominee was thought to be so great
But our founders made a rule and what they wrote was really clear
Only natural-born citizens are eligible…my dear

Obama ,tell us where were you born?
‘Cause the media won’t do their job anymore
You’re grandmother in Kenya said you were born on foreign shores
So Barry tell us where oh where were you born?

You’d think that Ol’ Barrack would wanna try and nip this in the bud
To settle all these lawsuits and wipe away the rumor mud
But the one thing that could prove it he won’t let anybody see
A bona fide presidential birth certificate mystery

Obama ,tell us where were you born?
‘Cause the media won’t do their job anymore
You’re grandmother in Kenya said you were born on foreign shores
So Barry tell us where oh where were you born?

Can you confirm Barrack…where were you born?
‘Cause the jpeg on your website was proven forged
I gotta say pal to me this whole thing just smells rotten to the core
So Barry tell us where oh where were you born?

Barrack Hussein Obama tell us…where were you born?
You don’t like your middle name spoken aloud in your side a thorn
Obama tell us where oh where were you born
I said Barack Obama tell us where oh where were you born?

I think we can safely nominate “You don’t like your middle name spoken aloud in your side a thorn” for the worst song line ever.

The banjo, though ... smokin’.

Posted by Kevin K. on 08/07/09 at 10:48 PM • Permalink

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The singer looks like she doesn’t give a shit where he or anybody else was born.  That had to be the first take.

Thanks for finding her for me!

I pulled off at the turnpike plaza to score a Snickers bar, but when I got back to the Freightliner there was nothing in the sleeper but a blonde wig, change for a $20 and an empty bottle of Rumplemintz.

I was afraid I popped her out the hatch going over the rumble strips at the Blue Mountain tunnel. Thank God she was just using me to catch up with the Billy Ray Cyrus roadie bus.

I couldn’t handle listening to the whole thing but you said I’d see Orly playing the banjo!

Were you lying just to get me to watch it?

Is she in one of the large bits I didn’t watch?

It’s truly mind-blowing to witness 30$ of the country losing its collective mind.

I couldn’t handle listening to the whole thing but you said I’d see Orly playing the banjo!

Orly had to play the banjo off-camera because she was plucking it so fast that it would have brought on seizures in epileptics if they saw it.

I watched with the sound off, thinking that would dilute the stoopit, and aaak! It’s worse. I wanna slap that woman.

I watched with the sound off

You’ve gotta hear the manic banjo sample.  You really do.

I think it’s a pretty decent song. On the moral continuum, it’s certainly no worse than, say, “Hurricane”.

Wow, Kelly Clarkson has an evil twin-cousin. Kind of like the Patty Duke show, minus the hot dogs and ballet.

Congratulations, you’re the new American Ignoramus!

It seems that the guy who wrote the song has also written yet another Obama-as-vampire book: The Darkshire Chronicles: Vampires in the Age of Hope and Change, by Christopher Miller

Description:

The ancient city of Darkshire has existed since time out of mind as the capital of the undead world; her citizens live off “extracted” human blood from their Crimson Penitentiary, however, rather than traditional vampiric feeding methods. Darkshire’s entire economy is based on this thriving blood market, until the charismatic and scheming Count Alucard seizes control of the city’s Council. His plans for a Universal Blood Program (“free blood for all!”) are nothing more than a power grab, that when implemented, drive the old city into the ground.

Awesome.

Comment by R. Porrofatto on 08/08/09 at 02:56 PM

This makes me nostalgic for “Hillary In The House”

To crib a line from another commenter on another forum: “The Vogons can’t get here soon enough”. And we’re not even seven full months into this administration. Where the hell are we going to be in another couple of years?

can I keep her?
I am collecting crazy toys and she would fit right in. Besides I am partial to anything spoken with a twang, coz that usually means its right.
Nice banjo work, Orly. (Lawyer, Dentist, Taekwondo and Banjo Master).

do you think Sarah Palin can sing it on American Idol?

This was picked up by Balloon Juice, if you didn’t know.

This song would be much better if she was singing it with her top off.

Was Taitz really playing banjo?  I watched that whole smug, smarmy video and got not Crazy Russian love.

Darkshire, eh? Blizzard needs to sue them for contaminating W0W with teh stupid. And considering trade chat in wow, that’s saying something.

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