All I can say is, thank dog for the Chicken Lady, who made the nomination of Obtuse Angle possible.

Angle is to Reid as Palin is to Obama.

Look over there! Sarah Palin! (*snort*)

All I can say is, thank dog for the Chicken Lady, who made the nomination of Obtuse Angle possible.

I wasn’t really following the Repub primary (except for the “chicken” stuff), but wasn’t it thanks to the teabaggers pushing through the batshittiest™ candidate?

Indeed, GOP-Normal candidate Sue Lowden’s line about bartering for medical services (paying physicians with chickens) marked the beginning of a rapid orbital decay that allowed Angle to win the primary.

And you’re right that there were other Tea Party noms, and big spats over who was the “authentic” Teabagger. Angle got a boost by appearing at Searchlight with Saint Sarah and making a lot of eerie noises about the “2nd Amendment Solution” to Liberal tyranny. After that, it was no contest.

More good news.

Man. Say what you like about her but her timing is perfect.

For me, anyway. What better time to try to legitmize these loons than right after a gentle suggestion from the NAACP provoked much airing of nice white robes & hoodies?

I know it won’t make a difference for Bwachman, but any Repubs. in a non-loony district will have to avoid her like the cooties.

Indeed, GOP-Normal candidate Sue Lowden’s line about bartering for medical services (paying physicians with chickens) marked the beginning of a rapid orbital decay that allowed Angle to win the primary.

Yeah, and not so much that she said it to begin with but then she doubled down and insisted that it was a perfectly reasonable thing to suggest.  They grow all the Repubs loony in Nevada apparently.

They grow all the Repubs loony in Nevada apparently.

I think its getting that way all over thanks to the Repub purity patrols by Irk Irksome and the like.  In their zeal to declare everyone to the left of Emperor Palpatine “not conservative enough”, they’re exposing the fact that the only people suitably right-wing for the Teabagger tastebuds happen to also be Strange and Insane Idiots.

But more importantly, I need to know…Strange…is the dangle of the Angle inversely proportional to the heat of the beat?

Lieutenant Dangle is my favoritest comedy show character since Frank Burns.

But more importantly, I need to know…Strange…is the dangle of the Angle inversely proportional to the heat of the beat?

You could be right.

I’m using an old textbook that says it’s directly proportional to the Heat of the Seat, the Direction of the Election, and the Declension of the Pretension.

Feynmann, of course, argued that the decline in the value of Patriotic Pretense proceeds at a constant rate approaching freefall once your Campaign Web Site has been reposted online by your challenger, and can thus be safely substituted by the mathematical expression, “Holy Shit! X 1,000.”

Compared to you my friend, Pythagoras was a wanker.

Strange on 07/16/10 at 2:10 PM

Ha, all of this shall be quite valuable in the course I’ll be teaching as a faculty member of Glenn Beck University, Fizziks for Patriotic Christian Americans.[1]

The course shall be open to Christians (only the good kind), Tea Partiers (wear tri-cornered hat for extra credit!), Grizzly Mamas, PUMAs, cougars, PUMA-cougar hybrids [2], emo progressives, emo Grizzly Mamas (hawt!), and other righteous Patriots, based on ability to pay.

[1.] We use only the proper spelling [1a] for the science here, based on its long history of exploring the nature of the fenomenom (hah!) of fizzing and fizziness. 
As with so many of nature’s glorious mysteries, fizzing happens because of the power of God.  Remembering that - along with paying your tuition in full, and in advance - gives you an excellent shot at acing the course.

[1a.] Points will be subtracted from any test or quiz grade using freedom-hating Eurocentric spellings.

[2.] Only hybrid to be Biblically-approved.  Look it up.