The Devil’s Right Hand Man

Mrs. Polly and Bette Noir have admirably slammed the odious Wayne LaPierre already, but I figured I’d jump in on the pile-on…

I’m going to preface this post by stating emphatically that I do not believe in a devil.  While the famous aphorism claims that “the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist”, I’d postulate that the greatest trick the authoritarians ever pulled was convincing the world that the devil exists.  By creating a supernatural devil, the authoritarians have stifled genuine inquiry into the conundrum of the existence of evil, and have thrown spanners into debates about how to handle “evildoers”.  Now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, I’m going to rip Wayne LaPierre, the Devil’s Right-Hand Man, a new one… metaphorically, of course.

Wayne LaPierre’s “press conference” (so-called, the bastard never took any questions from the press) was an unmitigated blend of mendacity and viciousness.  I’m going to pull some nasty little bits out of the transcript of the speech to highlight just how mendacious and vicious his speech was. 

The biggest cop-out in LaPierre’s speech was his refusal to even acknowledge the role that guns played in the Newton, Ct massacre (and the numerous other mass shooting events that have plagued the headlines for the last few decades, including a murder spree that was transpiring even as he was speaking).

LaPierre started off by blaming gun control policy for the Newton shooting:

How do we protect our children right now, starting today, in a way that we know works?  The only way to answer that question is to face the truth. Politicians pass laws for gun free school zones, they issue press releases bragging about them. They post signs advertising them. And, in doing so, they tell every insane killer in America that schools are the safest place to inflict maximum mayhem with minimum risk.
How have our nation’s priorities gotten so far out of order. Think about it. We care about our money, so we protect our banks with armed guards. American airports, office buildings, power plants, court houses, even sports stadiums are all protected by armed security.

Of course, the “gun free school” initiative is one facet of a multi-pronged initiative aimed at reducing gun violence among America’s youth.  Increased penalties for gun possession in the vicinity of a school won’t dissuade a suicidal individual bent on taking as many victims with him as he can, but it is supposed to reduce the incidence of shootings resulting from grudges.

LaPierre then blamed actual demons in his speech, proposing a twelfth century cause for a twentieth and twenty-first century problem (has anyone ever heard of a mass halberding?):

The truth is, that our society is populated by an unknown number of genuine monsters. People that are so deranged, so evil, so possessed by voices and driven by demons, that no sane person can every possibly comprehend them. They walk among us every single day, and does anybody really believe that the next Adam Lanza isn’t planning his attack on a school, he’s already identified at this very moment? 

The real problem of mental illness cannot be chalked up to demonic possession- even proposing that is monstrous and counterproductive.  As bad as healthcare is in the United States, our approach to mental health problems is positively cruel.  Oftimes, mentally ill persons who have exhibited dangerous behavior are left untreated until they actually commit a violent act, and then are shunted off into a criminal justice system in which they are further victimized.  Mentally ill individuals are more likely to be the victims of violence than to be the perpetrators. 

LaPierre’s next attempt at deflection of blame was to cite violent video games, movies, and music videos as inspiration to mass shooters:

And here’s another dirty little truth that the media try their best to conceal. There exists in this country, sadly, a callous, corrupt and corrupting shadow industry that sells and stows violence against its own people. Through vicious, violent video games with names like “Bullet Storm,” “Grand Theft Auto,” “Mortal Combat,” and “Splatterhouse.”  And here’s one, it’s called “Kindergarten Killers.” It’s been online for 10 years. How come my research staff can find it, and all of yours couldn’t? Or didn’t want anyone to know you had found it? Add another hurricane, add another natural disaster. I mean we have blood-soaked films out there, like “American Psycho,” “Natural Born Killers.” They’re aired like propaganda loops on Splatterdays and every single day. 1,000 music videos, and you all know this, portray life as a joke and they play murder—portray murder as a way of life. And then they all have the nerve to call it entertainment. But is that what it really is? Isn’t fantasizing about killing people as a way to get your kicks really the filthiest form of pornography? In a race to the bottom, many conglomerates compete with one another to shock, violate, and offend every standard of civilized society, by bringing an even more toxic mix of reckless behavior, and criminal cruelty right into our homes. Every minute, every day, every hour of every single year a child growing up in America today witnesses 16,000 murders, and 200,000 acts of violence by the time he or she reaches the ripe old age of 18. And, throughout it all, too many in the national media, their corporate owners, and their stockholders act as silent enablers, if not complicit co-conspirators.  Rather than face their own moral failings, the media demonize gun owners.

Oddly enough, the movies LaPierre cites are well over ten years old, and not the sort of movies that anyone under the age of thirty would remember.  One of the video games he mentions is a poorly made amateur effort which was probably created with the express purpose of trolling Wayne LaPierre.  As far as the “Mortal Combat” video games go, there haven’t been a rash of kung-fu mass killings in recorded U.S. history.  While violent video games may increase a player’s level of aggression, in the absence of guns, it is virtually impossible to act out one’s fantasies of mass violence.  I have to confess that I used to meet up with a couple of friends of mine every week to chew bubblegum and kick ass drink scotch and play Halo, and that my foot had a tendency to “leaden up” when I began the drive home (until I reminded myself that there real consequences to real-world aggressiveness, though I defy you to tell me you don’t want to speed when you listen to this)... We all have occasional untoward thoughts- the desire to smash the noggin of someone who cuts us off while driving, a desire to smack an obnoxious loudmouth- but guns allow us to act on these thoughts before we fully process how messed up they are.  Guns remove a need for premeditation and lower the bar for violence.  No matter how violent one’s entertainment choices are, guns are a prerequisite for a mass-killing spree.

LaPierre then tells his biggest lie of his rant, a lie which has been repeated by news stations without a rebuttal- I’m highlighting the most mendacious part:

As brave and heroic and as self-sacrificing as those teachers were in those classrooms and as prompt and professional and well- trained as those police were when they responded, they were unable—through no fault of their own, unable to stop it.  As parents we do everything we can to keep our children safe. It’s now time for us to assume responsibility for our schools. The only way—the only way to stop a monster from killing our kids is to be personally involved and invested in a plan of absolute protection.  The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.

LaPierre flat out lies when he claims that no shooting was ever stopped by unarmed civilians.  Also, most mass-shootings are not stopped by a “good guy with a gun”, they tend to stop when the shooter commits suicide.  Additional guns in an “active shooting event” would probably result in additional deaths- they are a destabilizing factor, and the addition of additional shooters would confuse the identity of the “bad” shooter.

I saved LaPierre’s most monstrous statement for last- a heinous proposal that the U.S. register mentally ill persons rather than firearms:

How many more copycats are waiting in the wings for their moment of fame from a national media machine that rewards them with wall-to-wall attention and a sense of identity that they crave, while provoking others to try to make their mark. A dozen more killers, a hundred more? How can we possibly even guess how many, given our nation’s refusal to create an active national database of the mentally ill? The fact is this: That wouldn’t even begin to address the much larger, more lethal criminal class—killers, robbers, rapists, gang members who have spread like cancer in every community across our nation.

LaPierre basically wants to further demonize and victimize one of the most marginalized populations in the United States.  Besides being a gross violation of Health Information Privacy Laws, LaPierre’s proposal would only increase employment and housing discrimination (among other forms of discrimination) against the mentally ill.  As brilliant artist and twitterer Spearhafoc bravely and poignantly put in in a Sadly, No! comment thread:

People in this thread brought up LaPierre’s attack on the mentally ill, but I haven’t seen mention of his call for a national database for people with mental problems.
I have Autism, OCD, and Depression. Apparently I belong on a national registry, but an automatic assault rifle doesn’t.

As far as the post title goes, if I don’t believe in a devil, then why would I characterize Wayne LaPierre as the Devil’s Right-Hand Man?  I’ll let the incredible Steve Earle answer that question:

And the mainstream media?  Some journamalists are urging us to ignore the NRA.  Of course, left unsaid is that ignoring Wayne LaPierre would be interpreted as tacit assent.  We ignore the NRA at our peril, we need to ridicule them, and to marginalize them- hopefully to the point of negation.


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We ignore the NRA at our peril, we need to ridicule them, and to marginalize them- hopefully to the point of negation.

That is exactly what we must do, B4.  And we have to be just as obnoxiously loud, cocky and mind-numbingly repetitive about that message as they are.  Their approach works, we don’t have to improve on success.


has anyone ever heard of a mass halberding?

I’ll bet with the right marketing you could get 30% of Americans to march around with halberds and put crossed halberd bumper stickers on their Dodge Rams.

I happened to tune in and caught a snippet of Wayne (which was as much as I could stomach) just as he got to the “monsters walk among us” paragraph.  My first thought was that he was describing himself.

But is that what it really is? Isn’t fantasizing about killing people as a way to get your kicks really the filthiest form of pornography?

Huh.  Wayne is calling people who fantasize about killing people pervy porno types.  I guess he’s never been to a gun show.  You know, where they sell targets that look like the human/victim of your choice. They sell tons of this stuff, right there in front of Gawd and everybody.  Pornographers you say?

For obvious mental health reasons I don’t usually watch “Meet the Press” preferring to let Charlie Pierce and driftglass do the dirty work for me.  But when I saw that Dancing Dave was interviewing LaPierre this morning I figured I’d see if he was up to it. 

I’ve got to say Dave tried a lot harder than I thought he would to get LaPierre to veer off his talking points for even a sentence or two and agree that guns & high capacity bullet magazines should at least be part of the discussion.  But Wayne did not.  Not once.  Just ignored any spot on, direct questions and, a la Palin, answered the question he wanted to answer.

He did get a little flustered from time to time to the point that some spittle was flying but just gamely and angrily repeated his set talking points.

We ignore the NRA at our peril, we need to ridicule them, and to marginalize them- hopefully to the point of negation.

Exactly.  Especially when their primary spokesperson is presenting such an easy target.

It is nothing short of astonishing that LaPierre’s head didn’t explode from cognitive dissonance while he was doing that little song-and-dance blaming violence in movies, video games, and music videos. Because, uh, Wayne…?

Psst… Wayne?

Yeah. What, uh… what kinds of weapons are always being used to perpetrate all the wanton killing in all those “blood-soaked” movies, video games, and music videos which, according to you, are a primary source of the depravity which leads directly to mass killings in America?

Eh? Eh? That’s right, Wayne—guns.

The very weapons that are used by rap stars and action movie heroes alike in exactly the way death fetishists like you advertise them: as symbols of manliness and empowerment, prompting respect and/or fear from all those who lay eyes on them. The very weapons that you value more than human life.

And about that whole “the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun” business? That’s exactly what happens in so many of those “blood-soaked” movies and video games you’re in such a tizzy about: The bad guys with guns are perforated, chopped up, and otherwise rendered squirming heaps of bloody meat (often en masse) by good guys with guns. And that must be a bad thing, because you say it contributes to the moral decay of our society. But it can’t be a bad thing, because you say we need more of it, especially in the schools. But it must be a bad thing, because it contributes to the moral decay of our society. But it can’t be a bad thing, because we need more of it… but it must be a bad thing, because… because… error… ERROR… ERROR… SKZZZTTTT… BLAAANNG!!!

I hope this won’t be considered inappropriate self-promotion (if it is, feel free to delete this comment), but this was my reaction to Newtown (done before Wayne LaPepeLePew broke wind).

If you prefer the video version, it’s here.

@Frank Stone Dang! Well PLAYED!

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