“The eyes of Rudolph W. Giuliani pop wide.”

Rudy Popeye Giuliani

Pretty soon I won’t have Rudy Giuliani to kick around anymore, so let me enjoy punting his sorry ass for a few more days:

Then he leans in to listen to a question from a television reporter: “Mayor, you’ve had the state to yourself here in Florida for so long, for weeks,” she says. “Why is it that you seem to be losing support, not gaining support?”

The eyes of Rudolph W. Giuliani pop wide. He tosses back his head and cackles in a manner not even vaguely suggestive of humor. What a crazy idea!

“I think the reality is that we are gaining support,” he said. “Our campaign is now in high gear.”

Before another question can be asked, Mr. Giuliani says thank you, waves, pivots, kisses a startled baby and walks out a side door.

Posted by Kevin K. on 01/24/08 at 12:23 AM • Permalink

Categories: NewsPoliticsElection '08Giuliani is a Jerk


This is high gear? His official campaign vehicle must be a Yugo.

Comment by Betty Cracker on 01/24/08 at 10:10 AM

Heh.  I was thinking more the Flintmobile.

The real challenge when this is all through will be figuring out who ran a worse campaign, Giuliani or Thompson.

Comment by Kevin K. on 01/24/08 at 10:59 AM
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